Do you agree?
I think the logic is flawed on that quote.
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I don't know why people make a mess like that. I mean, haven't they ever learned to lift up the toilet seat when they're going to take a piss??
What if what I'm peeing on doesn't have a seat?AirGuitarist87You're a man. The world is our urinal.
[QUOTE="Lindsosaurus"]what about when you come home drunk :Pthis topic does not apply to me
Wolls
:lol: fortunately sitting to potty makes it easy even when you are drunk
[QUOTE="AirGuitarist87"]What if what I'm peeing on doesn't have a seat?D3nnyCraneYou're a man. The world is our urinal. Damn skippy!
[QUOTE="Lindsosaurus"][QUOTE="Wolls"] what about when you come home drunk :PWolls
:lol: fortunately sitting to potty makes it easy even when you are drunk
Not when my mate put glue on the seat it wasnt :P:shock: touche
[QUOTE="twilightpanda"]so do i :oi sit when i pee :o :|
-katamarina-
those guys are missing out! we win!!
so do i :o[QUOTE="-katamarina-"][QUOTE="twilightpanda"]
i sit when i pee :o :|
Lindsosaurus
those guys are missing out! we win!!
Not if we've sprinkled when we tinkled.[QUOTE="-katamarina-"][QUOTE="twilightpanda"]
i sit when i pee :o :|
so do i :othose guys are missing out! we win!!
If you see a bush, and you have to go, what do you do? You do nothing. What can us guys do? We can piss in that bush. We're relieved; you are not. Therefore, we win.[QUOTE="Lindsosaurus"][QUOTE="-katamarina-"] so do i :o Razor-Lazor
those guys are missing out! we win!!
If you see a bush, and you have to go, what do you do? You do nothing. What can us guys do? We can piss in that bush. We're relieved; you are not. Therefore, we win. In the bush, ON the bush, AROUND the bush, OVER the bush like some sort of piss hurdler... Seriously, we can piss our way through 8 of the 10 decathalon events.[QUOTE="Razor-Lazor"][QUOTE="Lindsosaurus"]If you see a bush, and you have to go, what do you do? You do nothing. What can us guys do? We can piss in that bush. We're relieved; you are not. Therefore, we win. In the bush, ON the bush, AROUND the bush, OVER the bush like some sort of piss hurdler... Seriously, we can piss our way through 8 of the 10 decathalon events. I love being male.those guys are missing out! we win!!
D3nnyCrane
In the bush, ON the bush, AROUND the bush, OVER the bush like some sort of piss hurdler... Seriously, we can piss our way through 8 of the 10 decathalon events. I love being male.[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"][QUOTE="Razor-Lazor"] If you see a bush, and you have to go, what do you do? You do nothing. What can us guys do? We can piss in that bush. We're relieved; you are not. Therefore, we win.clyde46
Sure women got multiple orgasms in the Garden of Eden, but I'm thrilled Adam took vertical pissing out of God's bag of tricks. Anyone who has ever won a highest/longest pisser contest must agree.
Who says it's an accident?I do wipe the seaty. Even if I lived by myself, I would do it still. Its just gross to you know do nothing about your accident. :?
Teenaged
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUN!
I love being male.[QUOTE="clyde46"]
[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"] In the bush, ON the bush, AROUND the bush, OVER the bush like some sort of piss hurdler... Seriously, we can piss our way through 8 of the 10 decathalon events.D3nnyCrane
Sure women got multiple orgasms in the Garden of Eden, but I'm thrilled Adam took vertical pissing out of God's bag of tricks. Anyone who has ever won a highest/longest pisser contest must agree.
i agree, the trick is water and lots of it[QUOTE="clyde46"]
In the bush, ON the bush, AROUND the bush, OVER the bush like some sort of piss hurdler... Seriously, we can piss our way through 8 of the 10 decathalon events.D3nnyCraneI love being male.
Sure women got multiple orgasms in the Garden of Eden, but I'm thrilled Adam took vertical pissing out of God's bag of tricks. Anyone who has ever won a highest/longest pisser contest must agree.
yea but we had to make sarcifices like lossing the personal shield around the balls.[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"][QUOTE="clyde46"] I love being male.Wolls
Sure women got multiple orgasms in the Garden of Eden, but I'm thrilled Adam took vertical pissing out of God's bag of tricks. Anyone who has ever won a highest/longest pisser contest must agree.
yea but we had to make sarcifices like lossing the personal shield around the balls. We gained a valuable perk, but as a result, the lifespan of our prostate was decreased... So worth it...[QUOTE="Wolls"][QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"]yea but we had to make sarcifices like lossing the personal shield around the balls. We gained a valuable perk, but as a result, the lifespan of our prostate was decreased... So worth it... And we can't get pregnant. 8)Sure women got multiple orgasms in the Garden of Eden, but I'm thrilled Adam took vertical pissing out of God's bag of tricks. Anyone who has ever won a highest/longest pisser contest must agree.
D3nnyCrane
[QUOTE="Razor-Lazor"][QUOTE="Lindsosaurus"]If you see a bush, and you have to go, what do you do? You do nothing. What can us guys do? We can piss in that bush. We're relieved; you are not. Therefore, we win. In the bush, ON the bush, AROUND the bush, OVER the bush like some sort of piss hurdler... Seriously, we can piss our way through 8 of the 10 decathalon events.those guys are missing out! we win!!
D3nnyCrane
Lol, another reason why us males are superior to women. :P We can also piss on fires to take it out:lol:, with precision
In the bush, ON the bush, AROUND the bush, OVER the bush like some sort of piss hurdler... Seriously, we can piss our way through 8 of the 10 decathalon events.Lol, another reason why us males are superior to women. :P[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"][QUOTE="Razor-Lazor"] If you see a bush, and you have to go, what do you do? You do nothing. What can us guys do? We can piss in that bush. We're relieved; you are not. Therefore, we win.SegaGenesisfan
I sorta feel I'm becoming OT's man-pissing advocate here...
We gained a valuable perk, but as a result, the lifespan of our prostate was decreased... So worth it... And we can't get pregnant. 8) Oh yea i didnt think about that, i guess it evens out then :D[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"][QUOTE="Wolls"] yea but we had to make sarcifices like lossing the personal shield around the balls.Razor-Lazor
[QUOTE="SegaGenesisfan"]
In the bush, ON the bush, AROUND the bush, OVER the bush like some sort of piss hurdler... Seriously, we can piss our way through 8 of the 10 decathalon events.D3nnyCraneLol, another reason why us males are superior to women. :P
I sorta feel I'm becoming OT's man-pissing advocate here...
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