"If you sprinkle while you tinkle, be a sweety and wipe the seaty...."

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#1 _R34LiTY_
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Do you agree?

I think the logic is flawed on that quote.

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#2 D3nnyCrane
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Be a sweetie... Piss on the floor. Rage against the system.
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#3 twilightpanda
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lol wut? :lol:

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#4 esb1118
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They had that posted up above the toilet when I worked at Newbury Comics.

I was never a sweety...

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#5 twilightpanda
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i sit when i pee :o :|

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#6 GazaAli
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how disgusting
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#7 Dark_Knight6
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I don't see how that's flawed. If you piss on the toilet as opposed to in it, clean it up.

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#8 LikeHaterade
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My grandma used to have a sign that said that. Wow, I just had a flashback.

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#9 legend26
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...greatest.thread.ever???

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#10 DrSponge
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The soccer mom-ness of that quote makes me want to puke.
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#11 Wolls
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[QUOTE="_R34LiTY_"]

Do you agree?

I think the logic is flawed on that quote.

Whats wrong with it, if you make a mess clean it up.
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#12 Paladin_King
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If you're even able to read this sign, you're obviously facing the wrong way. The stall door is there for more reasons than just privacy, you know.
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#13 michael_1234576
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I tend to aim for the wall
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#14 Lindsosaurus
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this topic does not apply to me

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#15 elblanquito_81
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I don't know why people make a mess like that. I mean, haven't they ever learned to lift up the toilet seat when they're going to take a piss??

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#16 Wolls
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this topic does not apply to me

Lindsosaurus
what about when you come home drunk :P
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#17 AirGuitarist87
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What if what I'm peeing on doesn't have a seat?
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#18 D3nnyCrane
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What if what I'm peeing on doesn't have a seat?AirGuitarist87
You're a man. The world is our urinal.
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#19 Lindsosaurus
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[QUOTE="Lindsosaurus"]

this topic does not apply to me

Wolls

what about when you come home drunk :P

:lol: fortunately sitting to potty makes it easy even when you are drunk

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#20 clyde46
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[QUOTE="Lindsosaurus"]

this topic does not apply to me

Wolls

what about when you come home drunk :P

Then you use the fridge like my friend did :lol:

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#21 AirGuitarist87
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[QUOTE="AirGuitarist87"]What if what I'm peeing on doesn't have a seat?D3nnyCrane
You're a man. The world is our urinal.

Damn skippy!
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#22 Wolls
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[QUOTE="Lindsosaurus"]

[QUOTE="Wolls"][QUOTE="Lindsosaurus"]

this topic does not apply to me

what about when you come home drunk :P

:lol: fortunately sitting to potty makes it easy even when you are drunk

Not when my mate put glue on the seat it wasnt :P
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#23 Wolls
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[QUOTE="clyde46"]

[QUOTE="Wolls"][QUOTE="Lindsosaurus"]

this topic does not apply to me

what about when you come home drunk :P

Then you use the fridge like my friend did :lol:

Well at least it wasnt a frezzer, that could have been much worse :P
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#24 DrSponge
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[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"][QUOTE="AirGuitarist87"]What if what I'm peeing on doesn't have a seat?AirGuitarist87
You're a man. The world is our urinal.

Damn skippy!

Awesome pic...is...so...awesome.
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#25 Lindsosaurus
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[QUOTE="Lindsosaurus"]

[QUOTE="Wolls"] what about when you come home drunk :PWolls

:lol: fortunately sitting to potty makes it easy even when you are drunk

Not when my mate put glue on the seat it wasnt :P

:shock: touche

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#26 -katamarina-
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i sit when i pee :o :|

twilightpanda
so do i :o
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#27 D3nnyCrane
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[QUOTE="DrSponge"][QUOTE="AirGuitarist87"][QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"] You're a man. The world is our urinal.

Damn skippy!

Awesome pic...is...so...awesome.

Less talk, more pissing wherever the **** you want.
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#28 Lindsosaurus
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[QUOTE="twilightpanda"]

i sit when i pee :o :|

-katamarina-

so do i :o

those guys are missing out! we win!!

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#29 Razor-Lazor
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That quote is full of absolute genius.

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#30 megagene
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[QUOTE="twilightpanda"]

i sit when i pee :o :|

-katamarina-
so do i :o

Freaks! Freaks! The whole lot of you! :x
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#31 Wolls
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[QUOTE="Lindsosaurus"]

[QUOTE="-katamarina-"][QUOTE="twilightpanda"]

i sit when i pee :o :|

so do i :o

those guys are missing out! we win!!

We can still sit, its you whos missing out :D
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#32 Teenaged
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I do wipe the seaty. Even if I lived by myself, I would do it still. Its just gross to you know do nothing about your accident. :?

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#33 D3nnyCrane
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[QUOTE="-katamarina-"][QUOTE="twilightpanda"]

i sit when i pee :o :|

Lindsosaurus

so do i :o

those guys are missing out! we win!!

Not if we've sprinkled when we tinkled.
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#34 shadowkiller11
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Why would i piss on a chair?
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#35 Razor-Lazor
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[QUOTE="Lindsosaurus"]

[QUOTE="-katamarina-"][QUOTE="twilightpanda"]

i sit when i pee :o :|

so do i :o

those guys are missing out! we win!!

If you see a bush, and you have to go, what do you do? You do nothing. What can us guys do? We can piss in that bush. We're relieved; you are not. Therefore, we win.
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#36 DrSponge
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[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"] Less talk, more pissing wherever the **** you want.

Oh, D3nnyCrane...you sure know how to sweet talk me :oops:
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#37 D3nnyCrane
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[QUOTE="Lindsosaurus"]

[QUOTE="-katamarina-"] so do i :o Razor-Lazor

those guys are missing out! we win!!

If you see a bush, and you have to go, what do you do? You do nothing. What can us guys do? We can piss in that bush. We're relieved; you are not. Therefore, we win.

In the bush, ON the bush, AROUND the bush, OVER the bush like some sort of piss hurdler... Seriously, we can piss our way through 8 of the 10 decathalon events.
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#38 Saxonhoo
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[QUOTE="AirGuitarist87"]What if what I'm peeing on doesn't have a seat?D3nnyCrane
You're a man. The world is our urinal.

'The world is our urinal' That may be the greatest thing I have ever heard in my life. Or rather, read.

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#39 clyde46
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[QUOTE="Razor-Lazor"][QUOTE="Lindsosaurus"]

those guys are missing out! we win!!

D3nnyCrane

If you see a bush, and you have to go, what do you do? You do nothing. What can us guys do? We can piss in that bush. We're relieved; you are not. Therefore, we win.

In the bush, ON the bush, AROUND the bush, OVER the bush like some sort of piss hurdler... Seriously, we can piss our way through 8 of the 10 decathalon events.

I love being male.

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[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"][QUOTE="Razor-Lazor"] If you see a bush, and you have to go, what do you do? You do nothing. What can us guys do? We can piss in that bush. We're relieved; you are not. Therefore, we win.clyde46

In the bush, ON the bush, AROUND the bush, OVER the bush like some sort of piss hurdler... Seriously, we can piss our way through 8 of the 10 decathalon events.

I love being male.

Sure women got multiple orgasms in the Garden of Eden, but I'm thrilled Adam took vertical pissing out of God's bag of tricks. Anyone who has ever won a highest/longest pisser contest must agree.

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#41 LJS9502_basic
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Make a mess....clean it up. Simple concept and unless you live alone...one that should be followed.
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#42 DigitalExile
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I do wipe the seaty. Even if I lived by myself, I would do it still. Its just gross to you know do nothing about your accident. :?

Teenaged

Who says it's an accident?

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUN!

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#43 shadowkiller11
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[QUOTE="clyde46"]

[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"] In the bush, ON the bush, AROUND the bush, OVER the bush like some sort of piss hurdler... Seriously, we can piss our way through 8 of the 10 decathalon events.D3nnyCrane

I love being male.

Sure women got multiple orgasms in the Garden of Eden, but I'm thrilled Adam took vertical pissing out of God's bag of tricks. Anyone who has ever won a highest/longest pisser contest must agree.

i agree, the trick is water and lots of it
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#44 Wolls
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[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"]

[QUOTE="clyde46"]

In the bush, ON the bush, AROUND the bush, OVER the bush like some sort of piss hurdler... Seriously, we can piss our way through 8 of the 10 decathalon events.D3nnyCrane
I love being male.

Sure women got multiple orgasms in the Garden of Eden, but I'm thrilled Adam took vertical pissing out of God's bag of tricks. Anyone who has ever won a highest/longest pisser contest must agree.

yea but we had to make sarcifices like lossing the personal shield around the balls.
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#45 D3nnyCrane
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[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"]

[QUOTE="clyde46"] I love being male.Wolls

Sure women got multiple orgasms in the Garden of Eden, but I'm thrilled Adam took vertical pissing out of God's bag of tricks. Anyone who has ever won a highest/longest pisser contest must agree.

yea but we had to make sarcifices like lossing the personal shield around the balls.

We gained a valuable perk, but as a result, the lifespan of our prostate was decreased... So worth it...
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#46 Razor-Lazor
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[QUOTE="Wolls"][QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"]

Sure women got multiple orgasms in the Garden of Eden, but I'm thrilled Adam took vertical pissing out of God's bag of tricks. Anyone who has ever won a highest/longest pisser contest must agree.

D3nnyCrane

yea but we had to make sarcifices like lossing the personal shield around the balls.

We gained a valuable perk, but as a result, the lifespan of our prostate was decreased... So worth it...

And we can't get pregnant. 8)

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#47 SegaGenesisfan
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[QUOTE="Razor-Lazor"][QUOTE="Lindsosaurus"]

those guys are missing out! we win!!

D3nnyCrane

If you see a bush, and you have to go, what do you do? You do nothing. What can us guys do? We can piss in that bush. We're relieved; you are not. Therefore, we win.

In the bush, ON the bush, AROUND the bush, OVER the bush like some sort of piss hurdler... Seriously, we can piss our way through 8 of the 10 decathalon events.

Lol, another reason why us males are superior to women. :P We can also piss on fires to take it out:lol:, with precision

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#48 D3nnyCrane
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[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"][QUOTE="Razor-Lazor"] If you see a bush, and you have to go, what do you do? You do nothing. What can us guys do? We can piss in that bush. We're relieved; you are not. Therefore, we win.SegaGenesisfan

In the bush, ON the bush, AROUND the bush, OVER the bush like some sort of piss hurdler... Seriously, we can piss our way through 8 of the 10 decathalon events.

Lol, another reason why us males are superior to women. :P

I sorta feel I'm becoming OT's man-pissing advocate here...

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#49 Wolls
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[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"][QUOTE="Wolls"] yea but we had to make sarcifices like lossing the personal shield around the balls.Razor-Lazor

We gained a valuable perk, but as a result, the lifespan of our prostate was decreased... So worth it...

And we can't get pregnant. 8)

Oh yea i didnt think about that, i guess it evens out then :D
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#50 Wolls
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[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"]

[QUOTE="SegaGenesisfan"]

In the bush, ON the bush, AROUND the bush, OVER the bush like some sort of piss hurdler... Seriously, we can piss our way through 8 of the 10 decathalon events.D3nnyCrane
Lol, another reason why us males are superior to women. :P

I sorta feel I'm becoming OT's man-pissing advocate here...

Wear your new title with pride friend :D