I herd something is supposed to happen that day. Wut you think will happen?
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I think that in 2012 the internet will forever abolish all abbreviation and everyone will be able to understand everything everyone else says.
Maybe, maybe not, it doesn't really matter in the end. If the world's going to end, then it's not like it will be saved like in the movies. And besides death happens, you can never escape it so it's better not to fret about it and just get on with life.
[QUOTE="InEMplease"]
Ha.
Haha.
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Ask the Mayans.
MocktheDead
Why is it funny? And what do the Mayans have to do with it.
Do you seriously have no idea? People claim there will be a world catastrophe on December 21, 2012 because that's when the Mayan calendar ends. Now, the Mayans believed that when the earth runs out of time it will be basically destroyed and a new earth will appear, along with a new age. But even Mayan elders don't believe this stuff, why should we?Why are you waiting till 2013? I'm already laughing. It's ridiculous.No.
In 2013 I will look back and laugh.
MrsSolidSnake
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[QUOTE="InEMplease"]
Ha.
Haha.
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Ask the Mayans.
InEMplease
Why is it funny? And what do the Mayans have to do with it.
On the...day...2012, it will rain meatballs for 40 days and 40 nights! We simply cannot live in a world filled with balls.
in case you dont know the world is filled with balls[QUOTE="MrsSolidSnake"]Why are you waiting till 2013? I'm already laughing. It's ridiculous. Well when it is 2013 and we are all alive it makes it more funnier than it is now I guess?No.
In 2013 I will look back and laugh.
Assassin1349
[QUOTE="Assassin1349"][QUOTE="MrsSolidSnake"]Why are you waiting till 2013? I'm already laughing. It's ridiculous. Well when it is 2013 and we are all alive it makes it more funnier than it is now I guess?I'm gonna start laughing the day after the world "ends". That's when it will be the funniest.No.
In 2013 I will look back and laugh.
MrsSolidSnake
Reposting this because I still think it's a great idea.
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Starting in 2011, I'll be taking donations. For one dollar, you can add your name to a big plaque, and for five you can write an "I told you so" message. It'll be a historical artifact to prove to future generations that not everyone was a panicking, sensational moron.
Plus, if the world does end, then I'll die rich and awesome.
Bio_Spark
Re-reposting cause its such a great idea. thank you bio-spark. **gives him a dollar**
[QUOTE="InEMplease"]
Ha.
Haha.
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Ask the Mayans.
MocktheDead
Why is it funny? And what do the Mayans have to do with it.
hahahah o lawd.Somone will have to do the job of redigging up this thread in 2012 the day after to claim ownage on those that actually believe this.
Guys after the year 2012 when is the next "death day" for the earth?jakaraiCurrently it's 2220. That'll be the "new" end of the Mayan Calender. I heard it somewhere, but I just can't remember. It was an old OT topic. Who's up for another 211 years of conspiracy?
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I doubt it's ever been done in the Simpsons, might have been too funny to add in, maybe, but: "It's the end of the world! We're all doomed! We're going to die!*screams* Ooooo, cheesecake!"
we were supposed to die in 198? and again in the year 2000 when jesus was supposed to come back, so no, the world will not end in 2012.
2035 is when it will end.
[QUOTE="jakarai"]Yes, just like we died in the year 2000.Pyro767Yeah, good old Y2K. Do you remember when we died from that black hole they made? The only correct date for the end of the world is "soon".
No, it's 2220. I've established this. http://science.slashdot.org/story/09/10/26/1517242/2012-a-Miscalculation-Actual-Calendar-Ends-2220we were supposed to die in 198? and again in the year 2000 when jesus was supposed to come back, so no, the world will not end in 2012.
2035 is when it will end.
byof_america
[QUOTE="jakarai"]Guys after the year 2012 when is the next "death day" for the earth?Pyro767Currently it's 2220. That'll be the "new" end of the Mayan Calender. I heard it somewhere, but I just can't remember. It was an old OT topic. Who's up for another 211 years of conspiracy? Damn I'm going to miss that one :cry:
[QUOTE="byof_america"]No, it's 2220. I've established this. http://science.slashdot.org/story/09/10/26/1517242/2012-a-Miscalculation-Actual-Calendar-Ends-2220we were supposed to die in 198? and again in the year 2000 when jesus was supposed to come back, so no, the world will not end in 2012.
2035 is when it will end.
Pyro767
is there an article that actually explains the 2220 date in better detail or is just a spoof?
No, it's 2220. I've established this. http://science.slashdot.org/story/09/10/26/1517242/2012-a-Miscalculation-Actual-Calendar-Ends-2220[QUOTE="Pyro767"][QUOTE="byof_america"]
we were supposed to die in 198? and again in the year 2000 when jesus was supposed to come back, so no, the world will not end in 2012.
2035 is when it will end.
byof_america
is there an article that actually explains the 2220 date in better detail or is just a spoof?
It's a summary of some translation, I don't have the original article. Basically, they thought that because the sun was in line with the universal equator the world was gonna end, but there is no universal equator. Therefore, we have to wait a while. You can google it if you're interested, I'm done link searching for tonight.[QUOTE="jakarai"]Yes, just like we died in the year 2000.Pyro767Yeah, good old Y2K. Do you remember when we died from that black hole they made? Y2K was a computer related problem and 2012 is an accumulation of several ancient cultures, some science, and patterns of the planet that happen every so often.
[QUOTE="Pyro767"][QUOTE="jakarai"]Yes, just like we died in the year 2000.quadraleapYeah, good old Y2K. Do you remember when we died from that black hole they made? Y2K was a computer related problem and 2012 is an accumulation of ancient cultures, some science, and patterns of the planet that happen every so often. I was referring to two different times. There's Y2K, then there was the thing when the scientists from wherever were recreating a miniature black hole for scientific study, now there's 2012, and soon there will be 2220. The world has ended a lot, I must admit.
I was referring to two different times. There's Y2K, then there was the thing when the scientists from wherever were recreating a miniature black hole for scientific study, now there's 2012, and soon there will be 2220. The world has ended a lot, I must admit.Pyro767I've heard of that study but only recently...as if they finally got the equipment to do it. I must have missed the news back in 00. Yah, and if one thing don't get us the other will...major solar flares from the sun, astroids the size of Texas, etc. :P fun fun.
Wtf is everyone talking about? Y2k? wth is that.
MocktheDead
You serious? Are you younger then 13 you must be to be wondering this.
That or you just discovered human to human conversation, television, internet, radio or newspaper or a combination of all those.
Same, although I don't really consider that a bad thing :P Anyway, quoting RationalwikiI hope not. I'll have spent my whole life in school if we do. :(
zeorshadow19
The 2012 Apocalypse is the belief that civilization as we know it will come to an end in 2012. This bizarre idea is based on the Mayan calendar,[1] which completes a cycle on the date corresponding to our Gregorian calendar date of December 21st 2012 CE. The belief that this is a prediction of the world ending was something akin to believing the world is going to end on December 31st 1999 because the year 2000 starts with a 2 instead of a 1. An even more apt description is it is the equivalent to believing the world will end because you have to throw away this year's calendar, and go out and buy a new one for next year. A number of pop culture books and websites have tried to give this idea some scientific support,[2] but as per normal with pseudoscience, only the evidence that fits the belief is cited.
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