Rate my story out of 10

im canadian and we were visiting the zoo in san deigo. my brother didnt let me take a crap but he finally let me go so we ran to the bug place and went into the washoom. i crapped my pants right when i got in and there was no toilet paper!! it was litterly like diahria and horrible. i had to use those baby sheets and GOD it sucked ass.. i just left my poopy underwear on the bar where blind people put their hands on... :D an hour later i went back in to try and whipe more (i litterly smelt like CRAP) and out of all the bathrooms someone was taking a dump on the one i had crap everywhere on

i just think its a funny sory and deserves a laugh

oh yeah this was like 7 years ago

Shakespeare would weap at the brilliance of your story.

Please, lengthen it and make it a novel.

crap/10 chaplainDMK

hahaha

1/10

It was funny, I guess. Didn't do much for me though.

couldn't care less/10

Even as a joke, you should be slapped in the face.

I would say blog it, but honestly it doesn't need to be posted anywhere.