Rate your liquor preference via relationship status!

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#1 starfox15
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Boys and girls, rate your liquor preferences by relationship status!

Vodka is my wife
Rum is my ex-girlfriend
Whiskey is my friend who is a girl
Tequila is my mistress
Brandy is my first girlfriend
Gin is my friend's girlfriend
Wine is my foreign ex-girlfriend
Kahlua is my prom date
Beer is my girl who hangs out with the guys

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#2 Dylan_11
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This is dumb.
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#3 bobbetybob
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THEY'RE ALL CHEAP WHORES THAT MAKE ME SICK
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#4 starfox15
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THEY'RE ALL CHEAP WHORES THAT MAKE ME SICKbobbetybob

Sooo "Well" liquor?

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#5 en-z-io
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This doesn't even make much sense
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#6 starfox15
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Ok some explanation.

If you have a preference for any liquor, correlate it to your preference as a relationship to you. I chose Vodka because I love Vodka and consider it to be my "wife" on the chain of liquors.

You can use any liquor as an analogy for any relationship that you've had or expect to have.

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#7 ZumaJones07
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tonight i paid for some vodka, is that illegal? am i goin to jail?
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#8 MrPraline
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tonight i paid for some vodka,ZumaJones07
Is that what they call it now?
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#9 ZumaJones07
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[QUOTE="ZumaJones07"]tonight i paid for some vodka,MrPraline
Is that what they call it now?

yes, it feels great, you should try it. there's lot's of places you can get some for less than $2