Boys and girls, rate your liquor preferences by relationship status!
Vodka is my wife
Rum is my ex-girlfriend
Whiskey is my friend who is a girl
Tequila is my mistress
Brandy is my first girlfriend
Gin is my friend's girlfriend
Wine is my foreign ex-girlfriend
Kahlua is my prom date
Beer is my girl who hangs out with the guys
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