REAL Zombies. Yes, I typed REAL.

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#1 partytimekegs
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This is slightly old news.. not sure if anyone has actually read this.  Sounds some what like a basic or watered down Rage virus.  (From 28 Days Later.)

This is from the official BBC News website.  It is not fake.

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"Cambodian Troops Quarantine Quan'sul"

There has been a small outbreak of "zombism" in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.

The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rate and kills victims in fewer than 2 days.

After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during "resurrection."

Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry.

General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new parasite and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."

US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment.

A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia.

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Okay.  So whats your reaction to this?  General Ary Serey stated that here will be experiments to "Fruther the quality of life for all".  Doesn't sound to appealing in my opinion.

Oh and this was reported in 2005.

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#2 BEAN_LARD_MULCH
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hmm, I doubt that its destroyed
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#3 drewtwo99
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Completely fake.
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#4 ChampTKE
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link?
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#5 partytimekegs
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hmm, I doubt that its destroyedBEAN_LARD_MULCH

Lol.. like anything that comes out of Condoleeza Rice's mouth is true.

 

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#6 Canuck3000
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That's pretty crazy
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#7 BEAN_LARD_MULCH
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Completely fake.drewtwo99

Then again yeah, sounds too convinient to be real.
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#8 MagnumPI
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  I see zombies everyday. I was walking down the street the other day and a guy walked right into me. I said "Hey, are you a walking dead?" He said " I feel like it, because I haven't had any real sleep for a week." So I said  "get some cofee and activate your brain before you zombie your way into traffic."
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#9 BEAN_LARD_MULCH
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So, where did you get this information. plus, what happend to it?
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#10 Lacuna69
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The American civil war had hospital areas secured by fences for soldiers that suffered brain injuries where they could "wander" around until they eventually fell over and died.

They were "humanely" given their "space" to die.

Zombies, but not...

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#11 partytimekegs
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Uhhh.. wow.. seems I've been the victim of a severly old Aprils fool joke.  x_x
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#12 ChampTKE
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does anyone else hope that this is true so they could have the chance to kill some zombies?  i'm personally looking forward to it
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#13 Stealth-Gunner
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This was a April Fools joke last year I believe.
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Cool, time to live in the mall
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#15 partytimekegs
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This was a April Fools joke last year I believe.Stealth-Gunner

Yea, if you look at the link.. it differs from the official BBC websites link.  So fake.  Rubbish.. I was hoping it was true lol.  Great.. guess I gotta wait for some freak Umbrella experiment to happen or till hell is too full.  :(

 http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm

 

Thats the link.. however.. if you go to the actual BBC page.. it has a different website address.  Not to mention its linked to a IP address.  Which just looks weird regardless.

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#16 MagnumPI
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does anyone else hope that this is true so they could have the chance to kill some zombies?  i'm personally looking forward to itChampTKE

  Sorry, it seems you won't get a chance to legally fulfil your homocidal fantasies. Stay away from Cleveland.

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#17 Lacuna69
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Hell, just kill some regular dudes and claim that some sick video game convinced you that they were real zombies.
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#18 ChampTKE
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[QUOTE="ChampTKE"]does anyone else hope that this is true so they could have the chance to kill some zombies?  i'm personally looking forward to itMagnumPI

  Sorry, it seems you won't get a chance to legally fulfil your homocidal fantasies. Stay away from Cleveland.

i live like 20 hours drive from Ohio, don't worry.  i don't really have homicidal fantasies, i'm just facisnated by zombies.  it's weird, i hate gory horror movies, but i love zombie movies
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#19 wrlyy
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FAKE story. Yes, I typed FAKE
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#20 morewasabi
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All I can say is if the world has to end, then please, God, let it be zombies.
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#21 DrewTheSchu
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i remember when that April Fool's Day joke was first published.  2-3 years ago, cause I was still stationed in Hawaii.   Kind of makes you think though, what if there was a virus somewhat like that.  Maybe not bring people "back from the dead" but a virus that caused people to go into a fit of extreme insanity acting out with total aggression to anyone nearby and totally ignorant to pain (kinda like someone on PCP).  Of course since it's an infectious virus, it would more than likely be able to be spread by mouth and there ya go.  Pretty much a zombie like virus...just without the initial death :P
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#22 Foolio1
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This story is fake.
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#23 rowzzr
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lol, cool joke. but if the US were to get a hold of such 'biological weapon' im sure rice wouldn't be saying that. cool joke still. :p
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#24 Hewkii
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I sense an onion article.
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#25 Sim_genius
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OMG then what the hell are we waiting for!! Let's go fight those freaks!!!! YEAH!
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#26 nickmag
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You do realise where the term zombies come from right? Way back when in african colonies to make slaves they would bury someone underground in a coffin for a period of time (thus starving them of oxygen), when they were dug back up they were brain damaged and would be nothing more than brain dead slaves capable of doing only simplistic duties and wouldn't run away. Ta-dah!
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#27 Darthmatt
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One thing that really stands out in this article.

"Friday, 1 April, 2005, 17:00 GMT 18:00 UK"

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#28 MichaeltheCM
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Zombies dont exist
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You do realise where the term zombies come from right? Way back when in african colonies to make slaves they would bury someone underground in a coffin for a period of time (thus starving them of oxygen), when they were dug back up they were brain damaged and would be nothing more than brain dead slaves capable of doing only simplistic duties and wouldn't run away. Ta-dah!nickmag
That's horrendous. Who did that? The Africans? And to whom?
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#30 m3Boarder32
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Zombies are real, they make them in Haiti, and it's actualley illegal in Haiti to make Zombies...

 

Just google "haiti zombies", it's not a human eating dead zombie...In Haiti they basically take your mind away, and make you into zombie slaves.

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link?
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#32 nickmag
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That's horrendous. Who did that? The Africans? And to whom?SolidSnake35

Twas to fellow villagers a long, long time ago when voodoo was at it's peak.
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#33 foxhound_fox
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OH **** YEAH! Perhaps I will get to test my survival skills in real life! :lol:

Researching zombifying parasite to extend life in humans... hmm... or causing a massive outbreak flesh eating zombies that will only die by being shot in the head! Yes!

I find it disturbing that I find this news encouraging. >_>
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#34 m3Boarder32
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You do realise where the term zombies come from right? Way back when in african colonies to make slaves they would bury someone underground in a coffin for a period of time (thus starving them of oxygen), when they were dug back up they were brain damaged and would be nothing more than brain dead slaves capable of doing only simplistic duties and wouldn't run away. Ta-dah!nickmag

 

And that's still happening in Haiti,  they even use a substance they call "zombie powder",  i think it comes from blowfish and frogs 

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#35 turgore
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* Goes to create a videogame based on this.
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#36 194197844077667059316682358889
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Bad news, dude. April Fool's joke that just won't die (like a zombie?)
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#37 nick3333
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This story is completely fake. Where's the link? Why is an article on such a ground-breaking find so dry, clinical and succint, when in fact, such an event would create a media storm (or at least more interest than a 5-paragraph article on the internet)?
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#38 someotherguy654
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I think I remember that being posted on April 1st.
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#39 Bourbons3
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I was hoping that would be true lol
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#40 nick3333
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I was hoping that would be true lolBourbons3

If something like that did indeed happen, we should all be scared to death. Mosquitoes are impossible to contain and subsequent epidemics would surely ravage the world.

It would still be pretty cool though.

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[QUOTE="Bourbons3"]I was hoping that would be true lolnick3333

If something like that did indeed happen, we should all be scared to death. Mosquitoes are impossible to contain and subsequent epidemics would surely ravage the world.

It would still be pretty cool though.

"Cool" means something different to you than it does to me O_O