Remember the 13-year old 'baby-faced' dad? Looks like it just got complicated!

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#1 BananaNuts
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http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/177665/Richard-Goodsell-Im-the-real-daddy-Alfie-and-I-want-a-DNA-test-to-prove-it.html


"And amazingly the News Of The World has uncovered claims that Chantelle was sleeping with as many as EIGHT teenage boys around the time the baby was conceived on the Old Town estate in Eastbourne, Sussex."

oooooooooh snap!

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#2 BiancaDK
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i lold :P
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#3 XxSTILL_BORNxX
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Just when you think it couldn't get any worse....it just did. God-damn this world is a goner for sure.
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#4 McManus107
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TBH,I'm not that suprised

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#5 FallofAthens
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Wheres Maury when you need him. :P

My God, what is up with the parents? It sounds like they knew their kids were having sex with her, if their claims are true. >.>

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#6 II_Seraphim_II
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lol, now this is what I call Baby Mama Drama :lol:
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#7 aliblabla2007
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How the hell did she manage that?
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#8 freshgman
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How the hell did she manage that? aliblabla2007
yeah she looks liek a horse. but eight wtf. he was a good fall guy
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#9 skelebull3000
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So... anybody here that hasn't slept with her? Because I know that I haven't.
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#10 JML897
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Wheres Maury when you need him. :P

FallofAthens

That could be the longest episode of Maury ever.

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#12 -Absinthe-
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They are all a bunch of dumbass chavs by the looks of it, they can't share an IQ of more than 100 between them lol.
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#13 leeveeu
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Just when I thought I've seen it all...
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#14 sam280992
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LOL thats some funny stuff right there!
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#15 McManus107
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So... anybody here that hasn't slept with her? Because I know that I haven't.skelebull3000
Why would you,she's really really really ugly
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#16 EvilSteveo
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Someone should burn them they deserve it , i cant stand this news anymore .
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#17 McManus107
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Someone should burn them they deserve it , i cant stand this news anymore . EvilSteveo
who?the kids or the newspapers?
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#18 Bourbons3
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My grandfather lives near Eastbourne. I didn't know the town itself was full of such horrible estates...
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#19 clembo1990
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This happens every day in Essex why is this a surprise?
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#20 KG86
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I demand a paternity test!
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#21 DigitalExile
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This is already 2 or 3 days old here (Australia).

Anyway, everyone involved is so friggen' ugly! What the hell. Why aren't I getting any?

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#22 DrSponge
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lmfao, I have no pity.
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#23 EvilSteveo
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Burn both the newspapers and the kids who got them self into this crap.
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#24 Dark-Sithious
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I said this in the original thread, *pats myself on the shoulder*
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#25 pohzoko
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I've already heard about this, but everytime I read about it, it makes me laugh.
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#26 clembo1990
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They may have mentioned it but all the while I was still thinking that this is like an episode of Shameless.
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#27 EvilSteveo
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It is like shameless i just realized that maybe the writers could nick the idea and put it into one of the episodes .
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#28 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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Why the eff would you want to have a kid with that girl? Why would you want to sleep with her is another question entirely.
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#29 cornholio157
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call me back when they reveal who the dad really is
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#30 Dark-Sithious
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Why the eff would you want to have a kid with that girl? Why would you want to sleep with her is another question entirely.Jandurin

Because she is foxxeh!

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#31 freshgman
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[QUOTE="Jandurin"]Why the eff would you want to have a kid with that girl? Why would you want to sleep with her is another question entirely.Dark-Sithious

Because she is foxxeh!

maybe in england
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#32 Bourbons3
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[QUOTE="Dark-Sithious"]

[QUOTE="Jandurin"]Why the eff would you want to have a kid with that girl? Why would you want to sleep with her is another question entirely.freshgman

Because she is foxxeh!

maybe in england

She's not foxxeh anywhere, especially England.
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#34 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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"Alfie's dad Dennis - who dumped wife Nicola, 43, for a teenage friend of her eldest daughter - is clearly pushing for the test." lolwut?
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#35 Dark-Sithious
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[QUOTE="freshgman"][QUOTE="Dark-Sithious"]

Because she is foxxeh!

Bourbons3

maybe in england

She's not foxxeh anywhere, especially England.

No offense, but Nordic Vikings took all the good looking females from your country, back to Norway and Sweden. That's why British girls generally, are considered less attractive.

I highly doubt 8 boys would have nailed that troll, anywhere but Great Britain :P

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#36 clembo1990
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[QUOTE="Bourbons3"][QUOTE="freshgman"] maybe in englandDark-Sithious
She's not foxxeh anywhere, especially England.

No offense, but Nordic Vikings took all the good looking females from your country, back to Norway and Sweden. That's why British girls generally, are considered less attractive.

I highly doubt 8 boys would have nailed that troll, anywhere but Great Britain :P

Ok that's utter crap you clearly haven't come to Britain. There are ugly people the world over but it's quite apparent that British people are not unnattractive unless you get your world vision from TV which is ignorant at best. In terms of British standards, that girl is poor poor quality just so you know, it's because she's older and a slut that early pubescent numbskulls were attracted to her.
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#37 Dark-Sithious
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[QUOTE="Dark-Sithious"][QUOTE="Bourbons3"] She's not foxxeh anywhere, especially England.clembo1990

No offense, but Nordic Vikings took all the good looking females from your country, back to Norway and Sweden. That's why British girls generally, are considered less attractive.

I highly doubt 8 boys would have nailed that troll, anywhere but Great Britain :P

Ok that's utter crap you clearly haven't come to Britain. There are ugly people the world over but it's quite apparent that British people are not unnattractive unless you get your world vision from TV which is ignorant at best. In terms of British standards, that girl is poor poor quality just so you know, it's because she's older and a slut that early pubescent numbskulls were attracted to her.

I see what you write, but my Viking example is an historic fact with scientific value, ergo vis a vis, I am correct.

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#38 freshgman
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[QUOTE="Dark-Sithious"][QUOTE="clembo1990"][QUOTE="Dark-Sithious"]

No offense, but Nordic Vikings took all the good looking females from your country, back to Norway and Sweden. That's why British girls generally, are considered less attractive.

I highly doubt 8 boys would have nailed that troll, anywhere but Great Britain :P

Ok that's utter crap you clearly haven't come to Britain. There are ugly people the world over but it's quite apparent that British people are not unnattractive unless you get your world vision from TV which is ignorant at best. In terms of British standards, that girl is poor poor quality just so you know, it's because she's older and a slut that early pubescent numbskulls were attracted to her.

I see what you write, but my Viking example is an historic fact with scientific value, ergo vis a vis, I am correct.

damn i didnt know the vikings did that.
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#39 tofu-lion91
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TBH,I'm not that suprised

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Neither am I, especially reading about the parents' pasts. Most of them have had upwards of 5 kids as teenagers o_O
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#40 hokies1313
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Well then, hopefully England has a Maury-esque show so that this can be resolved.
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#41 tofu-lion91
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No offense, but Nordic Vikings took all the good looking females from your country, back to Norway and Sweden. That's why British girls generally, are considered less attractive.

I highly doubt 8 boys would have nailed that troll, anywhere but Great Britain :P

Dark-Sithious
Anyone else think I'm unattractive then? :l That's a pretty harsh sweeping generalisation of all the girls in England.
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#42 Dark-Sithious
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[QUOTE="Dark-Sithious"]No offense, but Nordic Vikings took all the good looking females from your country, back to Norway and Sweden. That's why British girls generally, are considered less attractive.

I highly doubt 8 boys would have nailed that troll, anywhere but Great Britain :P

tofu-lion91

Anyone else think I'm unattractive then? :l That's a pretty harsh sweeping generalisation of all the girls in England.

I didn't say all girls in Britain are unattractive, I said British girls are generally considered less attractive than their European counterparts. The all part is something your mind added, as my post triggered an emotional response, but the post is no more offensive than saying Americans generally weigh more than people from Sweden.

Oh and yes, the last sentence is ofc a joke.

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#43 Shiggums
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At this point who cares? All I know is all those kids are complete idiots.
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lol looks like a job for
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#45 Vandalvideo
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*Puts on his Murray voice* 13 year old kenny...you are not the father.
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#46 Vandalvideo
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[QUOTE="Dark-Sithious"]No offense, but Nordic Vikings took all the good looking females from your country, back to Norway and Sweden. That's why British girls generally, are considered less attractive.

I highly doubt 8 boys would have nailed that troll, anywhere but Great Britain :P

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Anyone else think I'm unattractive then? :l That's a pretty harsh sweeping generalisation of all the girls in England.

British girls are saved by their accents. If you don't have an accent, you lose 5 points.
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#47 tofu-lion91
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[QUOTE="tofu-lion91"][QUOTE="Dark-Sithious"]No offense, but Nordic Vikings took all the good looking females from your country, back to Norway and Sweden. That's why British girls generally, are considered less attractive.

I highly doubt 8 boys would have nailed that troll, anywhere but Great Britain :P

Dark-Sithious

Anyone else think I'm unattractive then? :l That's a pretty harsh sweeping generalisation of all the girls in England.

I didn't say all girls in Britain are unattractive, I said British girls are generally considered less attractive than their European counterparts. The all part is something your mind added, as my post triggered an emotional response, but the post is no more offensive than saying Americans generally weigh more than people from Sweden.

Oh and yes, the last sentence is ofc a joke.

There wasn't any need for that though :l And I know the last sentence was a joke btw
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#48 killerfist
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I'm the father.
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#49 Vandalvideo
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I'm the father.killerfist
You realize the girl is like 15 years old right?
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#50 killerfist
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[QUOTE="killerfist"]I'm the father.Vandalvideo
You realize the girl is like 15 years old right?

She told me she was 18