remember when we were kids and people had cooties?

this one fat lonely ugly girl in our school, if anyone touched her by accident they would run all over the school touching the next person they saw to pass the "cooties" to someone else.

that poor girl.

this one fat lonely ugly girl in our school, if anyone touched her by accident they would run all over the school touching the next person they saw to pass the "cooties" to someone else.

that poor girl.

BuckWheatJiggz

Now we have aids to worry about.

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this one fat lonely ugly girl in our school, if anyone touched her by accident they would run all over the school touching the next person they saw to pass the "cooties" to someone else.

that poor girl.

pintabear49blue

Now we have aids to worry about.

[QUOTE="pintabear49blue"][QUOTE="BuckWheatJiggz"]

this one fat lonely ugly girl in our school, if anyone touched her by accident they would run all over the school touching the next person they saw to pass the "cooties" to someone else.

that poor girl.

whos_next000

Now we have aids to worry about.

Circle Cirle Dot Dot Now I got the Cootie ShotProdigy117

You stole my post. Give it back nooow mister!

[QUOTE="Prodigy117"]Circle Cirle Dot Dot Now I got the Cootie ShotLyphe2k

You stole my post. Give it back nooow mister!

NEVAR!!!11!one!

When we were young the future was so bright, the old neighborhood was so alive. Now the neighborhood's cracked and torn, the kids are grown up but their lives are worn. How can one little street swallow so many lives?Hinata237

I laughed, mainly because this has nothing to do with the topic and in contrast to the whimsical nature of the topic of the thread it's dark and bleak. Also because it's funny.

I have cooties.

Cooties... oh goodness. You all should watch this video about cooties.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6ylxWcwkUM

"Speak to your kids about cooties...before cooties speaks to them first."

:cry: I was the fat short kid with cooties!dreamdude

Quarantine! quarantine! qurantine! *dreamdude blows up*

this one fat lonely ugly girl in our school, if anyone touched her by accident they would run all over the school touching the next person they saw to pass the "cooties" to someone else.

that poor girl.

BuckWheatJiggz

I miss the days when girls had cooties. Now we have to deal with girls having herpes and AIDS.

[QUOTE="BuckWheatJiggz"]

this one fat lonely ugly girl in our school, if anyone touched her by accident they would run all over the school touching the next person they saw to pass the "cooties" to someone else.

that poor girl.

MrGeezer

I miss the days when girls had cooties. Now we have to deal with girls having herpes and AIDS.

AIDS makes me D:

this one fat lonely ugly girl in our school, if anyone touched her by accident they would run all over the school touching the next person they saw to pass the "cooties" to someone else.

that poor girl.

BuckWheatJiggz

I miss the days when girls had cooties. Now we have to deal with girls having herpes and AIDS.

Cooties = Childhood make-believe STD.

[QUOTE="MrGeezer"][QUOTE="BuckWheatJiggz"]

this one fat lonely ugly girl in our school, if anyone touched her by accident they would run all over the school touching the next person they saw to pass the "cooties" to someone else.

that poor girl.

Bill900

I miss the days when girls had cooties. Now we have to deal with girls having herpes and AIDS.

AIDS makes me D:

In all honesty though, as stupid as "cooties" were, the whole cooties thing had one thing going for it...it was AIDS for kids.

That is, unless you were a kid who REALLY had AIDS. In which case, that must've sucked.

But my point being, much of being a kid is training for being an adult. But you're not ready to be an adult yet, so you get the stupid kiddie version of stuff. So like, whereas adults just go home and ****, kids might play truth or dare, and some kid might dare some girl to show him her boobies (not that she really has any though, since they're just kids). And where adults have to worry about AIDS and hepatitis, kids have to worry about cooties (not that they really have to worry about cooties though because, just like the little girls boobs that you dared her to show, they are nonexistant).

Same thing with Bloody Mary, where you look into the mirror three times and say Bloody Mary, and she's supposed to appear in the mirror and cap yo ass. Adults actually get their asses capped regularly. Meanwhile, kids just play games in the bathroom where they pretend that a ghost is gonna come out of the mirror and cap their asses.

But see, that's the point. It's training for becoming an adult. If you're too much of a sissy to look into a mirror and say "bloody Mary" three times, then how the **** are you ever gonna do the stuff that's really scary?

[QUOTE="Hinata237"]When we were young the future was so bright, the old neighborhood was so alive. Now the neighborhood's cracked and torn, the kids are grown up but their lives are worn. How can one little street swallow so many lives?NecroKvltMuffin

I laughed, mainly because this has nothing to do with the topic and in contrast to the whimsical nature of the topic of the thread it's dark and bleak. Also because it's funny.

I have cooties.

You and me both lol :lol:

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[QUOTE="Hinata237"]When we were young the future was so bright, the old neighborhood was so alive. Now the neighborhood's cracked and torn, the kids are grown up but their lives are worn. How can one little street swallow so many lives?Kikouken

I laughed, mainly because this has nothing to do with the topic and in contrast to the whimsical nature of the topic of the thread it's dark and bleak. Also because it's funny.

I have cooties.

You and me both lol :lol: