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#1 Shinobi120
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Okay, you heard of some ridiculous names before, right? My real name is Garland. Some people like my co-worker thinks that it's a stupid name.

Accodring to this site here: http://www.thinkbabynames.com/meaning/1/Garland, It's actually a popular male name & a very popular surname, & there are others out here who are named Garland, including other races. Now what about other names like "Shenek", "Kahlil", "Jaquain" (sic?), or some from "The Maury Povich Show", whose baby names are "Miracle", "Chance", or even "Javen Angel Cantera" (which the former teen guest, Victoria, named her son), etc.

This is Victoria's profile on MySpace here: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=105901414 Not only that, I have a cousin who has two children, a boy & a girl, & do you know what she named them? She named her daughter, "Nyasia", & her son, "Messiah".:?

Now what kinds of names are those?! Someone answer that for me. Try to look those names on that site. You'll wind up with a zip result (I already tried Kahlil, & it did came up, but it's a rare male name & a very rare surname).

http://www.thinkbabynames.com/meaning/1/Kahlil

There is also some sites which explains some ridiculous names as well.

http://www.metafilter.com/22236/Stupid-baby-names

http://www.notwithoutmyhandbag.com/babynames/7.html

Discuss away!:)

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#2 Theokhoth
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Number 16 Bus Shelter.
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#3 SpidersRMe
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I once encountered a person named "Tijuan". It's pronounced like the country Taiwan.
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#4 mindstorm
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Someone's name in my hometown is L-a. It's pronounced ladasha... The dash supposedly isn't silent...

...I am in no way kidding sadly.

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#6 shyskillz
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i'm sure names like Billy, Bob, and Hakeem sounded ridiculous at one time too....i don't see an issue with being creative so the child will have itz own identity, originality is lacking and the world is flooded with followers....ish, i bet the 44th USA president name will not sound so strange in the future too.
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#7 Nifty_Shark
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I would be disappointed if my parents named me something inspirational like Chance or something ridiculous like that. Probably the worst is when your name makes people think of a pet. I once had an awkward moment when I was talking to one girl and she was about to talk about her friend but before she could start her sentence I said "is that your dog?" I don't remember the name but you know you have failed at naming a child when people think it's an animal.
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Soundwave.
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#9 Rikardur
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I'm naming my kids after Norse gods.

Thor FTW!

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I know a girl named Kairi
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#11 Nifty_Shark
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I know a girl named Kairikakkarott23
Is it pronounced Care-E? If so that doesn't seem weird at all
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I'm naming my kids after Norse gods.

Thor FTW!

Rikardur

And Loki. :P

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#13 b0_7ammod
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well atleast all these names are better than !xobile

the "!" is part of the name :o

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I know twins named Branden and Brendan.
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#15 Witchsight
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Im gonna name my kid PoopyMonkey if that counts.
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I'm naming my kids after Norse gods.

Thor FTW!

Rikardur
I'm naming my son Spartacus, then one of my friends is going to name his son Icarus, and we're going to train them to fight each other. Muahaha:twisted:
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My friend named his kid de blob
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#19 FirstDiscovery
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Well in France they dont allow stupid names for the sake of the kid not getting bullied
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#20 Darth_Tyrev
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[QUOTE="Rikardur"]

I'm naming my kids after Norse gods.

Thor FTW!

FalcoLX

I'm naming my son Spartacus

Teach him at an early age to yell "I AM SPARTACUS" when someone calls his name... especially teachers.

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#21 ZigsZags
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my name is Emil yes it know its wierd and yes ppl shout out EMILIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ the bar when we all hammered hahah
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#22 MasterKingMP
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$HITHEAD would be a pretty bad baby name.
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#23 LoG-Sacrament
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george foreman had 5 boys named george and a girl named georgetta :lol:

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I once met a guy named Ausim, pronounced like awesome.
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Number 16 Bus Shelter.Theokhoth


LOL Sex Fruit is another name in that article.

I hate it when people add random prefixes to names, example: Marcus=JaMarcus, LaMarcus, DeMarcus. I mean, come on people.
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[QUOTE="mindstorm"]

Someone's name in my hometown is L-a. It's pronounced ladasha... The dash supposedly isn't silent...

...I am in no way kidding sadly.

omg, you for real wow i have no words for this.
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I'm naming my kids after Norse gods.

Thor FTW!

Rikardur
That's not an unusual name here where I live :P
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Brooklyn and Apple
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Pilot Inspektor. that's jason lee's kid haha.
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Z... :| not kidding
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[QUOTE="horgen123"][QUOTE="Rikardur"]

I'm naming my kids after Norse gods.

Thor FTW!

That's not an unusual name here where I live :P

umm.. greece?
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first child if boy: Ares girl: Athena to appease the brilliant Gods.
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#34 FalcoLX
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Was number 16 Bus Shelter named after the place where they were conceived?
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My friend named his kid de blobC-Lee
That guy must be devoted to his Wii. :P
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Teach him at an early age to yell "I AM SPARTACUS" when someone calls his name... especially teachers. Darth_Tyrev
I'd like that, just to see society come to a screeching halt every time he says his name, so that everyone may claim that, no, they are Sparticus.
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#37 Rikardur
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[QUOTE="Rikardur"]

I'm naming my kids after Norse gods.

Thor FTW!

horgen123

That's not an unusual name here where I live :P

But here it is unheard of :)

And where are you from exactly? I'm guessing somewhere in Scandinavia.

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#38 vlin1108
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Number 16 Bus Shelter.Theokhoth

Why do parents do that to their children? ''Talula does the Hula from Hawaii''? Oh my God... :lol:

Number 16 Bus Shelter sounds kinda cool though. Yeah, I think I could see me naming my kid something like that. I'd refer to him only as Mr. 16 though.

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I saw on Tv once a family with the last name Jones name their daughter Indiana and son Dow.
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I hate people named after brands like Mercedes ect.
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#41 RadBooley
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I actually knew a kid named "Blue Sky Wright" (I think that's how you spell his last name, I can't imagine it'd be "Right" or "Write", although I can't rule out the possibility given the other parts of his name).
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#42 justblaze7204
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My name is Blaze. You have no idea how many times I have had to pull out my ID just to prove that it is my real name.
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#43 MGSFan92
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I once had a friend named Zana, we made jokes saying that when she was born, her mother requested Xanax, and subsequently passes out before she could add the x at the end, so the name stuck.