Santa Clause's creep me out...

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#1 Vendayn
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As anyone ever thought that the Santa Clause's you see letting children sit on their laps are actually pedophiles? I just realized this earlier this year...how many Santa Clause's are actually genuine? I bet many are criminals...no one seems to worry about this. I never see this mentioned either. I mean, anyone can dress up as Santa Clause...do they even do background checks on them?

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#2 Witchsight
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anyone can dress up as Santa Clause...do they even do background checks on them?Vendayn
Ill give you 2 guesses.
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#3 legend26
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ofcourse they do backround checks on the santas

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#4 weezyfb
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the erection would give them away
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#5 legend26
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the erection would give them awayweezyfb

"ho ho ho! why dont mind that! thats just a candy cane in my pocket!"

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#6 TheHighWind
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Yeah, they're gonna let some ex con maniac handle your children.

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#7 Enid_Green
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Yeah, they're gonna let some ex con maniac handle your children.

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Would it be stupider for them to not bother doing a background check for a minimum wage job or stupider to assume that they would?

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#8 ChiSoxBombers
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That's why the elves are there...to keep an eye on him.

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#9 Oleg_Huzwog
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What's so creepy about sitting on a stranger's lap? I do that all the time on the bus.

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#10 judog1
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 I'm pretty sure that they go through all sorts of security checks.
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#11 mrmusicman247
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[QUOTE="weezyfb"]the erection would give them awaylegend26

"ho ho ho! why dont mind that! thats just a candy cane in my pocket!"

Hmmm...strange that you already know the perfect cover up...
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#12 bobaban
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[QUOTE="weezyfb"]the erection would give them awaylegend26

"ho ho ho! why dont mind that! thats just a candy cane in my pocket!"

"perhaps you would like to suck it?"