Say, OT, what's the first thing you do when you wake up?

Alright, so you wake up, whats the first thing you do?

Go.

I give my bed one last hug before I drag myself to the shower.

Look at the alarm clock on my cell phone as I notice I will need to head to classes soon, and then proceed to slowly and hesitantly but surely get out of bed.

Your poll is missing "Go for a shower and masturbate - American Beauty Style!"

So i went for, i go for a shower!

i check OT out and have my breakfast afterwards.

Groan and slowly make my way to the bathroom to shower.

I do poll options 2-5 at the same time.

Feed my pets.dragon7x2k

Me too. Usually they are the ones that wake me up

Regret waking up and go back to sleep for another four hours.

I go to the bathroom.

Depends what day it is, if its a day that I have class I usually groan and slowly drag myself awake and try to eat some breakfast before I hop in the shower and head off to my university.

If its a day that I don't have class or the weekend I usually wake up and use the bathroom, then proceed to enjoy some smooth jazz or something real relaxing LOL

I do poll options 2-5 at the same time.

THE_DRUGGIE

Go to the bathroom.

What if we do all of those things at the very same time?Nero_Viper

Literally sprint across my room to turn off my alarm clock. I set it on the worst radio station around just to wake me up: ABC Radio.

FYI, Masturbation takes too long in the morning.

[QUOTE="Nero_Viper"]What if we do all of those things at the very same time?v13_KiiLtz

:cry:

Well, it's the truth though:/

Clean up the sticky mess around me...

...but usually I throw my alarm across the room.

Clean up the sticky mess around me...

...but usually I throw my alarm across the room.

QuetzaIcoatl

I like to devour chocolate before bed too.

Usually I swear.

Usually eat or shower.

Doze, and then check my iPhone to looks up facebook and ABC news

Go on facebook :|

Open my eyes 8)

Some days it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps in the morning...

Pee

None of the above? I piss, brush my teeth, turn on my computer, THEN take a shower.

20 on the knuckles and 20 on the back.BiancaDK

Did anyone else think dirty thoughts about this one? Could very well just possibly be that I'm in a mood this morning.

[QUOTE="BiancaDK"]20 on the knuckles and 20 on the back.UltimoIce

Did anyone else think dirty thoughts about this one? Could very well just possibly be that I'm in a mood this morning.

[QUOTE="UltimoIce"]

[QUOTE="BiancaDK"]20 on the knuckles and 20 on the back.BiancaDK

Did anyone else think dirty thoughts about this one? Could very well just possibly be that I'm in a mood this morning.

This is what I do when I first wake up, and I numbered them in order:

1. piss

2. eat

3. masturbate

4. take shower