Scenario: Aliens ask you to come aboard their ship, would you go?

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#1 hadoken
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An alien ship lands, you're the only one around. The aliens inside ask you to come aboard. Would you go with them (not knowing if youll ever return to earth)? they could have advanced technology and health machines. lol, its like you say yes then the next thing you know youre on a table being operated on

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#2 mattbbpl
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I'd climb aboard their star ship and head towards the sky.
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#3 ScottMescudi
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Depends. Do they have candy? Will I see earth from outer space? If they do both, then definitely.

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#4 MarioRPGer
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Yeah, I'd help them with Radiohead's next album.

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#5 xdude85
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No, the aliens can say hello to a surface to air missile instead.
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#6 Crunchy_Nuts
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Yes, but I'd pretend to be a crazy ************.
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#7 Serraph105
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I'd climb aboard their star ship and head towards the sky.mattbbpl

:D that was my first thought.

in actuality probably not, I'd just ask them to take a picture with me so I could upload it to facebook where everyone could then call it a fake.

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#8 Optical_Order
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I guess.

I would create a specific non anal probing contract with them though.

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#9 Sharpie125
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If they asked me to come for the purpose of being food or experimentation, that's probably something we should address and get out of the way. But if the aliens were like really ugly and their ship stunk like rotting corpses, no thanks. Nothing good can come of that.

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#10 deactivated-5f9e3c6a83e51
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Do they have a bag of candy in the back cockpit? Seems a little shady.

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#11 lightleggy
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hell no, my mom doesnt let me talk to strangers.
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#12 ad1x2
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If Mars Attacks! is any indication then I'll say no. I prefer my head attached to my body.

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#13 jdc6305
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Of course if they were hostil they wouldn't ask.

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#14 branketra
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For all I know, that could be their way of saying "Come on boy!"
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#15 weezyfb
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of course.. if they wanted me for unseemly reasons they would have taken me by force
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#16 hyperjj3000
Member since 2008 • 974 Posts

Yeah,that could be fun...i guess. So long as they put me back together again once they've finished with me:?

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#17 AvatarMan96
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If they weren't harmful and had a freakin awesome sense of rhythm like the ones in Close Encounters of the Third Kind, I would :P

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#18 CRS98
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I'd ask them why first, then make my decision based on that choice.
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#19 Jesus_on_fire
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F*** yeah i would!, Leave this stupid planet behind.

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#20 bobaban
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Only if they promise not to probe me.
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#21 Palantas
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God yes, I've been waiting to leave this planet for years.

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#22 deactivated-5fc147aeeb0aa
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This thread reminds me of the song ET by Kate Perry. Anyways, I would go into their ship but I would want to hijack it, bring it to the US Military, and sell it for a fortune.

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#23 lensflare15
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Maybe, if I had nothing better to do and nothing to look forward to...

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#24 Pirate700
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Do they have beer and satellite TV?

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#25 nocoolnamejim
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Yes, if I could take my wife with me and their advanced technology would still allow me to catch the NBA playoffs once the lockout is over. This is also assuming that they have WAY superior video game playing technology and that they all look like Asari.
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#26 Tetrarch9
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Are they hot blue alien chicks.
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#27 Allicrombie
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Only if it came with a free probing session. >.>
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#28 MgamerBD
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Hell no.... I like it here on Earth and that sounds like a hell of a culture shock.
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#29 Pikdum
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Hell. Yes. About time I am being taken to a intelligent civilization.

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#30 Zaibach
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If its the same aliens from the film Contact, then sure.

Imagine all the cool s**t I'd learn

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#31 soulless4now
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I'd jump on the ship without question and demand to see their leader for my Butterfinger Snackerz.

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#32 deactivated-58df4522915cb
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only if i can take weapons with me so i can take on those dirty reptillians!

id basically pull a flash gordon and go on awesome adventures in space, killing evil aliens and saving worlds. the cool stuff

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#33 KC_Hokie
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Only if they were a race of hot alien chicks. And they had stuff like steak, pizza, chicken wings, etc.
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#34 arad96
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Only if their TV's could get reception from earth's satelites to watch Glee.

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#35 Mafiree
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This sounds like a variation of the creepy pedo and their free candy van. I would pass
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#36 topsemag55
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Only if they all looked like Liara.
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#37 lilasianwonder
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No. Those kinds of situations never turn out the way one would expect.
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#38 CaptainAhab13
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I would have to go with... no.
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#39 CaptainAhab13
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No. Those kinds of situations never turn out the way one would expect.lilasianwonder
You could find yourself beamed up onto an operating table... being handed a myriad of cookies! :D
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#40 Inconsistancy
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Friendly aliens (I dunno how I'd be sure of it) Sure :D, iffy aliens /run, get abducted, go missing, comeback, and pretend nothing happened, so I don't look like a crazy, since no one's gonna believe me.
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#41 deactivated-5b31d3729c1fa
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no i wouldnt :P

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#42 imaps3fanboy
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Do they have cookies?
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#43 needled24-7
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i'd ask them if i could bring a friend. i'd also ask to be brought back to earth within a reasonable amount of earth time (reasonable amount of time might be different for me and them :P), and ask that they don't try to probe me or do any mind control s***. if those conditions were met, then i would willingly board their ship.

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#44 British_Azimio
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Only if their ship has fast internet and plenty of beer.
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#45 DroidPhysX
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For some reason this topic reminded me of this:

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#46 Brutal_Elitegs
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Only if they cook forme.

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#47 turtlethetaffer
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How ironic... I am listening to Come Sail Away as I type this.

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#48 butteman12
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I think I would. It would be insane to see all the weird and advanced technology. Plus they would probably give me a bunch of knowledge about the universe (assuming they're non-hostile of course) which I think would be utterly awesome.

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#49 ToastRider11
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If they are friendly then sure.

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#50 TheShadowLord07
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are they female and sexy?