Scenario: Darth Vader is on your doorstep, claiming to be your father

He is the real deal, and demonstrates that by force-choking a nearby kitten. He tells you that he actually faked his death in Vl and his escape pod crashed on this planet. That was back in 1910. He managed to keep himself alive with the force and in 1970 he decided to make a movie. So, he used the force to implant Star Wars into George Lucas' mind. Anyways, he and your mom hooked up but he left her when he discovered the pregnancy. Now he's lost it all in the stock-market and needs some help getting back up on his feet. He promises that if you let him stay with you for a bit that he will teach you to use the force, make you a lightsaber, and allow you to join him in his quest to rule the galaxy. Do you accept?

Of course I friggin' accept. Being able to control things with the 'force' would bring no end of entertainment.

Also, I hope the person who responds with "NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" suffers a fatal heart attack. >_>

Of course I friggin' accept. Being able to control things with the 'force' would bring no end of entertainment.

Also, I hope the person who responds with "NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" suffers a fatal heart attack. >_>

super_mario_128

"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" would be my reaction.

Um I don't feel like dying, so yes.

NOOOOOO!!!!! It can't be! *suffers fatal heart attack*

Yeah, I'd accept. Who wouldn't want the power he could teach? Seriously.

whoa, I'd beleive him!

I choose I fight for good.

and here's an excerp from my XBL Bio and favorite movie in the series.

"I'll Never Turn To The Darkside. I Am A Jedi Like My Father Before Me" - Luke Skywalker (RotJ)

unless he is actually James Earl Jones, he isn't my father >_>

Of course. Then I'd ask about the cookies promised in their ads:

[spoiler] [/spoiler]

I'd join him if he promised to do something about those terrible last three films.

hell yes i would

Hell yes! That means I have a shot at being an awesome Jedi Knight or Sith. :)

i'd say "um...i don't look anything like luke..."

Well, I would proudly accept.

MUHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA mah force lighting will kill you all

Fictional lightsaber-weilding father vs father I haven't spoken to for several years...

Are you kidding me? Hell ya!

I'd join him if he promised to do something about those terrible last three films.

duxup

Obvious answer. I learn all about the Sith ways and using the force and whatnot. Then I would go everywhere, causing all sorts of shenanigans.

I'd join him if he promised to do something about those terrible last three films.

duxup

After my training, I would have Pop slay all of those who took part in Attack of the Clones. I know they needed a filler, but come on.

yes, of course I want to learn the ways of the Force, that would be awesome, then of course I might kill him later because he is evil.

[QUOTE="duxup"]

I'd join him if he promised to do something about those terrible last three films.

Ty_KwonDo

I would learn everything he would teach, and then murder him and take my place as rightful ruler of the universe.

I am the Dark Side.

I'd take him up on that offer of killing Palpatine and ruling the galaxy together. But first, it's time to visit a few old friends.

Id join him, and learn the ways of the Force. Once I learned everythingI need to know, I would seek vengeance for the poor kitten being needlessly choked.

I am the Dark Side.

avatar_genius

[QUOTE="Ty_KwonDo"][QUOTE="duxup"]

I'd join him if he promised to do something about those terrible last three films.

duxup

At least it didn't have any goddamn Ewoks.

Hell yea I'd join the dark side. I'd get all their powers then become neutral, doing what I want

I'd say NOOOOO!!!!!!!! Because if he's not my dad, I could keep ****ing my hot sister.

We'd go on some crazy nights out - who needs Rohypnol when you have the Jedi Mind Trick lol

Do I want a Sith Lord for my father? I think yes...