Scenario: Superman punches your cat.

You're taking out your cat for a walk and then suddenly Superman appears and looks you straight in the eyes then looks at your cat and gives him/her one great punch. Your cat is alive (Superman wasn't aiming to kill) and Superman is laughing as he flys off.

What I'll do can be broken into 6 simple steps:

1- Take my cat to a vet.

2- Buy some Kryptonite from the black market.

3- Go to Superman's hideout and threaten him with the Kryptonite.

4- Repeatedly punch any pet he has.

5- Kill Superman.

Now, what would you do ?

He wouldn't live. But superman wouldn't punch my kitteh, because she's way too cute and sweet.

4- Repeatedly punch any pet he has.

Immortal--

Why?? I could never hurt an animal.

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4- Repeatedly punch any pet he has.

TheFlush

Why?? I could never hurt an animal.

I'd be like "Wow, what a douche" then proceed to take my cat to the vet.

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4- Repeatedly punch any pet he has.

Strider_91

Why?? I could never hurt an animal.

Then who's this ?

As Superman flies away, I'd pick up the cat and punt to back at him.

Hopefully hitting his head and making him run into an airplane.

Bonus points: the plane might or might not run into a building.

whip out the Green Krytonite and start torturing him.

Then who's this ?

Immortal--

It's a disaster, is what it is..

To who it is, i'm not sure :P Apparantly Krypto? Extremely inventive

I'd fight him to the death and win. 8)

I'd tell Booster Gold about how offended I was at Superman's wrongdoing. Then, Booster, being the greatest superhero ever, would time-travel to the time when Superman was but a mere Superboy, and he'd tell him never to punch cute innocent kitties. Once Booster Gold returned to the present, my meeting will never have happened, yet he'll still remember it, and Superman will never have punched my cat.

Superman doesn't exist so your so called scenario will never happen.conistant

Lets pretend he exists.

Oh, and nice sig. :P

You're taking out your cat for a walk Immortal--

anyway, I'd find and punch Superman's cat if he had one. But that would get me into more trouble, nobody likes Superman on meth.

I'd explode him, for I am actually Dr Manhattan.

I'd call Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick him in the face. Problem solved.F0urTwenty

What if Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks your cat ? :shock:

[QUOTE="F0urTwenty"]I'd call Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick him in the face. Problem solved.Immortal--

What if Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks your cat ? :shock:

I wouldn't do anything. I don't think I'd know Superman had a weakness either.

Give Superman a knuckle bump because I'm allergic to cats :P

And yes, I still give knuckle bumps

Give Superman a knuckle bump because I'm allergic to cats :P

And yes, I still give knuckle bumps

Rhino53

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Give Superman a knuckle bump because I'm allergic to cats :P

And yes, I still give knuckle bumps

F0urTwenty

I call it fisting. So there.

[QUOTE="Rhino53"]

Give Superman a knuckle bump because I'm allergic to cats :P

And yes, I still give knuckle bumps

F0urTwenty

damn right ;)

I'd have him slapped so hard he'll never make the mistake of touching my cat again.

You're taking out your cat for a walk

Immortal--

What is this I don't even?

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You're taking out your cat for a walk

raynimrod

What is this I don't even?

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You're taking out your cat for a walk

Immortal--

What is this I don't even?

And baby.

I don't think Superman would harm my cat...my catwoman. ;)

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What is this I don't even?

pengo93

And baby.

:lol:

I'd call Superman's mom and explain what her son did.

[QUOTE="F0urTwenty"][QUOTE="Rhino53"]

Give Superman a knuckle bump because I'm allergic to cats :P

And yes, I still give knuckle bumps

pengo93

I call it fisting. So there.

That's what she said. :P

i'd leave him to god's will...lol no but seriously i'd join lex leuthor and take my revenge.

You're taking out your cat for a walk and then suddenly Superman appears and looks you straight in the eyes then looks at your cat and gives him/her one great punch. Your cat is alive (Superman wasn't aiming to kill) and Superman is laughing as he flys off.

What I'll do can be broken into 6 simple steps:

1- Take my cat to a vet.

2- Buy some Kryptonite from the black market.

3- Go to Superman's hideout and threaten him with the Kryptonite.

4- Repeatedly punch any pet he has.

5- Kill Superman.

Now, what would you do ?

Immortal--

What's #6?

[QUOTE="conistant"]Superman doesn't exist so your so called scenario will never happen.Immortal--

Lets pretend he exists.

Oh, and nice sig. :P

I'd kill my cat. Then tell PETA that Superman did it.

Superman doesn't exist so your so called scenario will never happen.conistant

Sure he does. Along with Santa Claus. :D

[QUOTE="Immortal--"]

You're taking out your cat for a walk and then suddenly Superman appears and looks you straight in the eyes then looks at your cat and gives him/her one great punch. Your cat is alive (Superman wasn't aiming to kill) and Superman is laughing as he flys off.

What I'll do can be broken into 6 simple steps:

1- Take my cat to a vet.

2- Buy some Kryptonite from the black market.

3- Go to Superman's hideout and threaten him with the Kryptonite.

4- Repeatedly punch any pet he has.

5- Kill Superman.

Now, what would you do ?

PuPuPatter

What's #6?

I, uhh, uhh...

Then who's this ?

Immortal--

Tell him Batman wouldn't do this.

take out my handy dandy Kryptonite dagger and slice his throat.

Well if I was taking my cat for a walk I would get really allergic, so I wouldn't mind if superman did that.

I have a cat?

I would yell "WTF!" And punch lois lane to see if he likes that.

I'd be like "Wow, what a douche" then proceed to take my cat to the vet.

DJ-Lafleur

Yeah, this. Maybe surround my house with Kryptonite.