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Lock myself in a room but leave the fridge open.Nifty_Shark
But for how long? What if the lion finds no escape, and it's trapped in the house? And how will you survive if the fridge is empty? :P
I would keep playing Jumanji and hope that he would get removed when I won the game.JandurinYou stole my answer and now I feel empty inside. I hate you :P
[QUOTE="Nifty_Shark"]Lock myself in a room but leave the fridge open.ghoklebutter
But for how long? What if the lion finds no escape, and it's trapped in the house? And how will you survive if the fridge is empty? :P
Well I would call the cops. I always have my cell on me. Having a lion in the house isn't an impossible situation.[QUOTE="Jandurin"]I would keep playing Jumanji and hope that he would get removed when I won the game.thepwninatorYou stole my answer and now I feel empty inside. I hate you :P hahahaha That'll teach you (not) to be slow on the draw! :o
Well I would call the cops. I always have my cell on me. Having a lion in the house isn't an impossible situation.Nifty_SharkThe vines will eat his car >_>
[QUOTE="thepwninator"][QUOTE="Jandurin"]I would keep playing Jumanji and hope that he would get removed when I won the game.JandurinYou stole my answer and now I feel empty inside. I hate you :P hahahaha That'll teach you (not) to be slow on the draw! :o But I wasn't even here until after the thread was made; I was too busy getting murdered by my math final! ;)
I was too busy getting murdered by my math final! ;)thepwninatorYou're very good at surviving murders! Unless there is internet access beyond the grave? :lol:
[QUOTE="thepwninator"]I was too busy getting murdered by my math final! ;)JandurinYou're very good at surviving murders! Unless there is internet access beyond the grave? :lol: My crypt is extremely comfortable-it even has a fiber optic connection! The only downside, I am afraid, is that I must consume the flesh of others, especially their brains, to keep myself undead. I made a deal with Satan that guarantees me permanent max-speed internet connection and video game access if I can bolster his army of zombies.
My crypt is extremely comfortable-it even has a fiber optic connection! The only downside, I am afraid, is that I must consume the flesh of others, especially their brains, to keep myself undead. I made a deal with Satan that guarantees me permanent max-speed internet connection and video game access if I can bolster his army of zombies.thepwninatorthat'd be hard to turn down. Get to be a zombie, check. Never die, check. Fiber Optic internets, check. Video games, check.
[QUOTE="thepwninator"]My crypt is extremely comfortable-it even has a fiber optic connection! The only downside, I am afraid, is that I must consume the flesh of others, especially their brains, to keep myself undead. I made a deal with Satan that guarantees me permanent max-speed internet connection and video game access if I can bolster his army of zombies.Jandurinthat'd be hard to turn down. Get to be a zombie, check. Never die, check. Fiber Optic internets, check. Video games, check. It's like heaven, only more awesome and without the need to be good and such! You should definitely look into it :)
JESUS CHRIST! Get in the car! . . . . You people are slow on the meme draw.hip-hop-cola2I don't even know what meme you're referencing. :P
There's a shotgun in my garage... I think the rest explains its self...pyroistheonethe rest is you finding out what cooked lion tastes like, i imagine
[QUOTE="pyroistheone"]There's a shotgun in my garage... I think the rest explains its self...Jandurinthe rest is you finding out what cooked lion tastes like, i imagine
Pretty much. Though I can't imagine that lion would taste especially good...
[QUOTE="pyroistheone"]There's a shotgun in my garage... I think the rest explains its self...Mkavanaugh77Except the lion is in your garage, so thats not an option And the shotgun is out of ammo.
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