Scenario: there is a lion in your house.

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#1 ghoklebutter
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I would just hide under my bed. Just like I thought when was 7 years old.
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#2 LeePearce
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Tame it and take it on rampages.
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#3 Lto_thaG
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I'll probably do what every sane person would do.Face the tiger and get rid of it.
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#4 Boba_Fett_3710
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I'd find a way to get him out :|
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#5 kerrman
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Simple, run for a friggin' door and hope for the best.
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#6 BobbyTurkalino
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Feed it cat treats.
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#7 Nifty_Shark
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Lock myself in a room but leave the fridge open.
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#8 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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I would keep playing Jumanji and hope that he would get removed when I won the game.
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#10 ghoklebutter
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Lock myself in a room but leave the fridge open.Nifty_Shark

But for how long? What if the lion finds no escape, and it's trapped in the house? And how will you survive if the fridge is empty? :P

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#11 thepwninator
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I would keep playing Jumanji and hope that he would get removed when I won the game.Jandurin
You stole my answer and now I feel empty inside. I hate you :P
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#12 freshgman
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id be like who let a lion in?
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#13 Nifty_Shark
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[QUOTE="Nifty_Shark"]Lock myself in a room but leave the fridge open.ghoklebutter

But for how long? What if the lion finds no escape, and it's trapped in the house? And how will you survive if the fridge is empty? :P

Well I would call the cops. I always have my cell on me. Having a lion in the house isn't an impossible situation.
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[QUOTE="Jandurin"]I would keep playing Jumanji and hope that he would get removed when I won the game.thepwninator
You stole my answer and now I feel empty inside. I hate you :P

hahahaha That'll teach you (not) to be slow on the draw! :o
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#15 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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Well I would call the cops. I always have my cell on me. Having a lion in the house isn't an impossible situation.Nifty_Shark
The vines will eat his car >_>
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[QUOTE="thepwninator"][QUOTE="Jandurin"]I would keep playing Jumanji and hope that he would get removed when I won the game.Jandurin
You stole my answer and now I feel empty inside. I hate you :P

hahahaha That'll teach you (not) to be slow on the draw! :o

But I wasn't even here until after the thread was made; I was too busy getting murdered by my math final! ;)
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#17 horgen  Moderator
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Keep it as a pet... :P
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#18 Yagnav
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.....get online, log on to gamespot and post "ZOMFGWTFBBQ Scenario: there is a lion in your house"
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#19 NecroKvltMuffin
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Let's just say, I'll be a new internet sensation.
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#20 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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I was too busy getting murdered by my math final! ;)thepwninator
You're very good at surviving murders! Unless there is internet access beyond the grave? :lol:
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#21 Curlyfrii87
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Ride that beast! (like in Narnia) :P
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#22 thepwninator
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[QUOTE="thepwninator"]I was too busy getting murdered by my math final! ;)Jandurin
You're very good at surviving murders! Unless there is internet access beyond the grave? :lol:

My crypt is extremely comfortable-it even has a fiber optic connection! The only downside, I am afraid, is that I must consume the flesh of others, especially their brains, to keep myself undead. I made a deal with Satan that guarantees me permanent max-speed internet connection and video game access if I can bolster his army of zombies.
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#23 stupid4
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Uh, how about leaving the house
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#24 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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My crypt is extremely comfortable-it even has a fiber optic connection! The only downside, I am afraid, is that I must consume the flesh of others, especially their brains, to keep myself undead. I made a deal with Satan that guarantees me permanent max-speed internet connection and video game access if I can bolster his army of zombies.thepwninator
that'd be hard to turn down. Get to be a zombie, check. Never die, check. Fiber Optic internets, check. Video games, check.
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#25 thepwninator
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[QUOTE="thepwninator"]My crypt is extremely comfortable-it even has a fiber optic connection! The only downside, I am afraid, is that I must consume the flesh of others, especially their brains, to keep myself undead. I made a deal with Satan that guarantees me permanent max-speed internet connection and video game access if I can bolster his army of zombies.Jandurin
that'd be hard to turn down. Get to be a zombie, check. Never die, check. Fiber Optic internets, check. Video games, check.

It's like heaven, only more awesome and without the need to be good and such! You should definitely look into it :)
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#26 callekula12
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Probably wonder whether my dachshund ate too much protein powder and thus turned into a lion.
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#27 GTR2addict
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id do a barrel roll :D
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#28 jimmyjammer69
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Good. With any luck he'll take down the rat in my kitchen.
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#29 hip-hop-cola2
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JESUS CHRIST! Get in the car! . . . . You people are slow on the meme draw.
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#30 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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JESUS CHRIST! Get in the car! . . . . You people are slow on the meme draw.hip-hop-cola2
I don't even know what meme you're referencing. :P
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#31 Kuttumani
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Call 911. Then go and hide behind the closet, with my door locked.
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#32 thirteen_zombie
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I'd pull a jumanji and be like robin williams dressed like a crazy jungle man with a tiny knife and slash at it while it paws at me, then make it fall down a flight of stairs, roll the dice and hopefully get something to help eliminate the lion or lioness.
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#33 chessmaster1989
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Get out of the house.... duh :P.
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#34 pyroistheone
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There's a shotgun in my garage... I think the rest explains its self...
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#35 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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There's a shotgun in my garage... I think the rest explains its self...pyroistheone
the rest is you finding out what cooked lion tastes like, i imagine
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#36 Theokhoth
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Ask it if it would like a cup of tea, of course.
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#37 jimmyjammer69
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Ask it if it would like a cup of tea, of course.Theokhoth
Lion, not tiger :roll:
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#38 Theokhoth
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[QUOTE="Theokhoth"]Ask it if it would like a cup of tea, of course.jimmyjammer69
Lion, not tiger :roll:

Oh ****, get in the car!

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#39 Lockedge
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[QUOTE="hip-hop-cola2"]JESUS CHRIST! Get in the car! . . . . You people are slow on the meme draw.

Finally. Someone with some sense >:3
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#40 Greywyne
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Soil myself and throw it at the lion. Then smash my window and jump out. Hopefully not hitting the spiked fence bellow my window.
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#41 Deihjan
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I'd yell for my imaginary invicible lion to come and save me. I'm a kid by heart :P
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#42 pyroistheone
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[QUOTE="pyroistheone"]There's a shotgun in my garage... I think the rest explains its self...Jandurin
the rest is you finding out what cooked lion tastes like, i imagine

Pretty much. Though I can't imagine that lion would taste especially good...

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#45 Bloodbath_87
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Take a picture and post it on here.
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#46 Dman0017
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i would get in the car
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#47 Bloodbath_87
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[QUOTE="pyroistheone"]There's a shotgun in my garage... I think the rest explains its self...Mkavanaugh77
Except the lion is in your garage, so thats not an option

And the shotgun is out of ammo.
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#48 SpidersRMe
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It would be intimidated by my beautiful mane.
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#49 Serraph105
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feed it my homework of course and put it on video so I could literally show my teacher that a lion ate my homework
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#50 klusps
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I'll hug it.:p