Scenario: Zombies Break Into Your House During Thanksgiving Dinner...

Scenario: Your eating your Thanksgiving dinner, drinking beer, and watching football on the 3rd story of a friends house. Then a Zombie breaks the door in and grabs a relative and kills them. Zombies are enclosing the table, you have only a few options of escape, but each are risky.

Option A = Grab the closest weapon that you have, in this case an egg beater.

Option B =  Jump out the window, hopefully not killing yourself.

Option C = Play Left 4 Dead with all of the zombies on Xbox Live, then eat some pie.

Honestly I'd choose Option B. :P

Let them know we dont celebrate Thanksgiving in this country and tell them they have the wrong house.

c -- of course

Are these like native american zombies? Who are pissed at us for killing all of them and taking ther land and calling that day thanksgiving?

In all seriesness, it depends on the type of zombie. Are we talking about the slow, weak and redundant B movie zombies, or the fast, rabid, strong and menacing zombies?

If a relative was to be killed, they would have to be pretty stupid or extremely unlucky to be gotten by the slow type. 

In all seriesness, it depends on the type of zombie. Are we talking about the slow, weak and redundant B movie zombies, or the fast, rabid, strong and menacing zombies?

If a relative was to be killed, they would have to be pretty stupid or extremely unlucky to be gotten by the slow type.

Leejjohno

I'll probably wonder how the hell they manged to break in without the neighbours noticing and warning us, then go for option C, then B.

Option A, because if you survive the attack and defeat all the zombies with an egg beater, that would make an awesome story on the news.