Scientology makes a good joke

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EBx3F_4tjE

After seeing this, I don't feel the same amount of resentment for it anymore. Seeing as how scientology makes a great tool for making people laugh.

agreed. I like this one also.

I can't believe people are seriously that foolish..

watch what you say! the evil lord Xenu will strike you down!

Scientology is no more far fetched then any other religon out there.

The guy in the red shirt...is the funniest man alive.MgamerBD

And possibly the most gullible man alive too :P

[QUOTE="MgamerBD"]The guy in the red shirt...is the funniest man alive.taj7575

And possibly the most gullible man alive too :P

Haha, so true. :P

I love that picture though. :D

Watching Will Smith/Tom Cruise and that vid

i finaly understand

any religion + PCP = scientology :D

The one (and afaik only) thing I like about scientology, is that it has that name. I could see the label "Scientology" being applied by the fundies to scientists and science advocates out there as sort of a religion.

"SEE! Their religion is scientology and they worship SCIENCE and DARWIN!!" - crazed/every-other fundie.

Then again, the title "scientology" is a bit deceiving in that someone who may not be that informed about it might give it a moments thought (which is too long) because of the root word "science" sitting right there.

It's a win/lose of sorts.

So that red shirt guy believed he Murders dolphins with his bare hands and takes they pancreas , believes his lungs are penises and he breaths in seamen. Also he is an recantation of a wolf that was a recantation of someone Else. He needs to be locked up in a mental hospital or something to get him away from the public.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EBx3F_4tjE

After seeing this, I don't feel the same amount of resentment for it anymore. Seeing as how scientology makes a great tool for making people laugh.

Assassin1349

All religions make me LOL

Scientology is no more far fetched then any other religon out there.St_JimmyX

[QUOTE="St_JimmyX"]Scientology is no more far fetched then any other religon out there.muthsera666

Do you really believe that Catholics practice cannibalism? :|

[QUOTE="muthsera666"][QUOTE="St_JimmyX"]Scientology is no more far fetched then any other religon out there.TaCoDuDe

Do you really believe that Catholics practice cannibalism? :|

It's called symbolism. Nobody thinks they actually eat a piece of Jesus.F1_2004

Just curious: how come mods don't lock these types of threads, even though it's meant to be a clear mockery of a religion that many people follow?

[QUOTE="St_JimmyX"]Scientology is no more far fetched then any other religon out there.muthsera666

Just curious: how come mods don't lock these types of threads, even though it's meant to be a clear mockery of a religion that many people follow?

dann14v

No, he thinks that they eat a wafer. Catholics think that they're eating the flesh of Jesus.wstfld

[QUOTE="F1_2004"]It's called symbolism. Nobody thinks they actually eat a piece of Jesus.wstfld

You take things too literally. I am Catholic (or at least participated in these kinds of things as a child) and I think I know what we believe :|F1_2004

[QUOTE="wstfld"]Exactly my feelings on the matter.[QUOTE="wstfld"][QUOTE="F1_2004"]It's called symbolism. Nobody thinks they actually eat a piece of Jesus.muthsera666

I thought the defining trait of cannibalism was actually eating human flesh.

I also wasn't aware that Catholics believed Jesus was human.

So that red shirt guy believed he Murders dolphins with his bare hands and takes they pancreas , believes his lungs are penises and he breaths in seamen. Also he is an recantation of a wolf that was a recantation of someone Else. He needs to be locked up in a mental hospital or something to get him away from the public.

EvilSteveo

You take things too literally. I am Catholic (or at least participated in these kinds of things as a child) and I think I know what we believe :|F1_2004

[QUOTE="muthsera666"]Exactly, Catholics believe that they are eating human flesh, which is the defining trait of cannibalism.Theokhoth

I also wasn't aware that Catholics believed Jesus was human.

1. If one would assume that the Catholics are correct in their beliefs, then they would be eating flesh. If they are wrong, they still believe they are eating flesh. Either way, in their minds, they would be eating flesh, thus committing cannibalism.
2. Jesus Christ was both completely human and completely divine (according to Christianity). He was completely divine because he was able to live without sin and to remove all of the original sin from mankind. However, he was also completely human. In order to be able to take all of mankind's original sin upon himself, it was necessary for him to be human. In order for his sacrifice to have true significance, he had to have been completely human and completely mortal. If he was fully divine without any humanity, he would not have had to die, and if he had died, it would not have carried the same weight without his humanity placing him in connection with the human condition. Therefore, the flesh of Jesus is human. It is also divine.
3. Catholics (in the traditional sense) believe they eat the flesh of Jesus. Jesus was fully human in addition to being fully divine. Therefore, Catholics believe that they are eating human flesh. In their minds, fact and faith are inseparable, so they are practicing cannibalism.

[QUOTE="Theokhoth"][QUOTE="muthsera666"]Exactly, Catholics believe that they are eating human flesh, which is the defining trait of cannibalism.muthsera666

I also wasn't aware that Catholics believed Jesus was human.

1. If one would assume that the Catholics are correct in their beliefs, then they would be eating flesh. If they are wrong, they still believe they are eating flesh. Either way, in their minds, they would be eating flesh, thus committing cannibalism.
2. Jesus Christ was both completely human and completely divine (according to Christianity). He was completely divine because he was able to live without sin and to remove all of the original sin from mankind. However, he was also completely human. In order to be able to take all of mankind's original sin upon himself, it was necessary for him to be human. In order for his sacrifice to have true significance, he had to have been completely human and completely mortal. If he was fully divine without any humanity, he would not have had to die, and if he had died, it would not have carried the same weight without his humanity placing him in connection with the human condition. Therefore, the flesh of Jesus is human. It is also divine.
3. Catholics (in the traditional sense) believe they eat the flesh of Jesus. Jesus was fully human in addition to being fully divine. Therefore, Catholics believe that they are eating human flesh. In their minds, fact and faith are inseparable, so they are practicing cannibalism.

So that red shirt guy believed he Murders dolphins with his bare hands and takes they pancreas , believes his lungs are penises and he breaths in seamen. Also he is an recantation of a wolf that was a recantation of someone Else. He needs to be locked up in a mental hospital or something to get him away from the public.

EvilSteveo

[QUOTE="muthsera666"][QUOTE="St_JimmyX"]Scientology is no more far fetched then any other religon out there.TaCoDuDe

Do you really believe that Catholics practice cannibalism? :|