Secretary Accidentally Bites Off Boss's ****

:|:|:| http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/5/5/nation/3830725&sec=nation :|:|:| (GS won't let me link)

I know it isn't funny, but. . . ."Sin Chew Daily." :lol::lol:

Ewww. Ewww. :shock:

that bites

Haha that sucks man. Oh well as long as i never get mine bit off.

mmmm kinky :)

oh god OWWWW!!! :cry:

The name of the newspaper that reported the story is "Sin Chew". Hmm....

Ouch! that really sucks for the guy.

Linked through my skillful kung fuxaos

You could say it was a bit of a... cock up.

"The woman later followed her lover to the hospital with part of the sexual organ."
LMAO

LOL. Karma bit her in the ***.

:lol:....:|...:? ewy
thats is gross

Linked through my skillful kung fuxaos

The impact of the crash, China Press reported, caused the woman to bite off her lover's organ.The Star

Was his organ this big?

That'd be hard to bite off.

Oh well. Just another silly happening in our bizarre world. I mostly posted in this thread to spread my swine flu virus to the rest of you. Enjoy! :DThe_Versatile

That's silly; illnesses cant be spread over the Inter--*ah-choo*

Uh-oh. :shock:

[QUOTE="The_Versatile"]Oh well. Just another silly happening in our bizarre world. I mostly posted in this thread to spread my swine flu virus to the rest of you. Enjoy! :DTheokhoth

That's silly; illnesses cant be spread over the Inter--*ah-choo*

Uh-oh. :shock:

Looks like she bit off more than she could chew. sammyjenkis898

[quote="The Star"]The impact of the crash, China Press reported, caused the woman to bite off her lover's organ.Cherokee_Jack

Was his organ this big?

That'd be hard to bite off.

she must have a big mouth

[QUOTE="sammyjenkis898"]Looks like she bit off more than she could chew. tofu-lion91

Sucks for him. :P

:lol: Sucks for him.6_volts

Sorry, I beat you to it. :P

[QUOTE="6_volts"]:lol: Sucks for him.smithster118

Sorry, I beat you to it. :P

Ouch, can't imagine the pain. :?

No. Karma :x :P Lmao of course it's a coincidence. Oh and I can't really comment much on this thread because I don't have a penis and can't really imagine the pain. Like when someone gets kicked in the balls on a video and all the guys around me go "Oooh" and kind of momentarily grab their own balls to either reassure them or make sure they're ok :P And I'm sitting there like "Hmm...yeh".tofu-lion91

Further down the page:

The dailies also reported that a former stewardess has published a memoir of her sexual escapades in the sky.

The Singaporean stewardess, identified as Chew, 35, published The Mile Hi! Club: Memoirs of a Stewardess last Wednesday.

Chew confided that she had received more than 20 requests for sex from passengers in her years as a stewardess but claimed she had turned down all of them.

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Further down the page:

The dailies also reported that a former stewardess has published a memoir of her sexual escapades in the sky.

The Singaporean stewardess, identified as Chew, 35, published The Mile Hi! Club: Memoirs of a Stewardess last Wednesday.

Chew confided that she had received more than 20 requests for sex from passengers in her years as a stewardess but claimed she had turned down all of them.

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Baranga

Imagine pressing the "service" button and getting just that on an airplane. . .

Further down the page:

The dailies also reported that a former stewardess has published a memoir of her sexual escapades in the sky.

The Singaporean stewardess, identified as Chew, 35, published The Mile Hi! Club: Memoirs of a Stewardess last Wednesday.

Chew confided that she had received more than 20 requests for sex from passengers in her years as a stewardess but claimed she had turned down all of them.

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Baranga