Seen pornhub's Rick and Morty porn parody yet?

There is now a Rick and Morty sex parody from PornHub. It’s live-action, not a cartoon. The title is, of course, Dick and Morty. And there’s even a funny trailer, below (it’s the “SFW” version … though that probably depends on your job — it still shows characters doing the nasty in a porn movie).

The story (because that’s really the important thing, not?) goes like this: “When Morty fucks up again, Dick recruits ex-gf Untitty to help him with his "pickle". In the meantime, Beth eases the pain of her divorce with some help from the genitals of Mr. Meesex and Birdperson.”

The press release assures the new movie “will get you so squanch that you will touch your squanch until you squanch” and “will make you fill your pants with testicle Szechuan sauce.” (LOL)

Shining. Always Shining.

For a newer film, try Trick r' Treat.

Attack of the killer tomatoes.

Hocus Pocus. Love being scare to that.

The Conjuring.

Sinister

The Babadook

Halloween.

The Exorcist will always reign as the scariest movie ever made.

Cabin in the woods.

This one's just plain hilarious XD

Recent scary movies? I'd go with The Conjuring.

@ianhh6: True that. It wasn't scary but it was a good satire horror movie to enjoy.

Would have said REC, instead.

Thank you! I needed to make a forum just like this one luckily theres one already here :D

Assuming "revent" means "recent", there have been a few good ones lately:

Insidious 1, 2 and 3 (2010, 2013, and 2015, repectively) - These are among some of my favorite ghost movies.
In Fear (2013)
It Follows (2014) - Really good creepy ass film.
The Visit (2015) - M. Night's new film and it's surprisingly not awful.
The Taking of Deborah Logan (2014)
Spring (2014) - Kind of a romance/horror film.
Unfriended (2015) - Looked cheesy as hell from the trailers but actually uses some really creative storytelling.
Oculus (2013) - Really good
Absentia (2013) - Low budget indie horror but excellent.
The Innkeepers (2011) - Somewhat unrealized but good storyline and characters
Wake Wood (2011) - Irish horror film staring Littlefinger from GoT
You're Next (2011) - Home invasion horror. Not usually my preferred genre but was pretty good.
The Awakening (2011) - Excellent ghost movie. Similar to Guillermo Del Toro's The Orphanage.

-Byshop

I will separate this post into two groups: Scary horror movies and funny horror movies. Will start with the scary since that was the one you specified!

Scary horror movies (will try to stay recent):

The Conjuring (Scariest movie I have ever watched and it only came out in 2013)

Sinister (Another top-notch scary movie that while it has a lot of jump scares, it also gets under your skin with it's disturbing plot)

The Descent (Horror movie in a cave is a BRILLIANT idea. Just an amazingly well-done movie)

Insidious Series (2 is a low point, but still watchable)

The Babadook (The subtext behind this movie makes it absolutely amazing. Watch the movie, read up on it, then re-watch it. It really is worth it)

Ginger Snaps 1 & 2 (Lycanthropy as a metaphor for puberty? Interesting enough. Has a great plot and has some truely scary scenes)

28 Days Later (Probably my fav zombie movie. Definitely a staple of the zombie genre IMO)

The Woman In Black (Daniel Radcliffe as someone not named Harry Potter? He is actually really good in this ghost movie)

It Follows (I have it lower on this list simply because I thought the pacing could be better. Has some great scares and is in general really clever)

Funny Horror Movies:

Evil Dead 2 (Old, but too classic not to list at the top)

Cabin in the Woods (Absolutely AMAZING examination of horror movie tropes. The less said about the plot, the better)

Trick R' Treat (The ultimate Halloween movie IMO)

You're Next (This movie is amazing and is so much damn fun to watch. Has maybe the best kill ever in a horror movie)

Feast (If this scene doesn't sell you on the movie, nothing will)

Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil (Surprised the hell out of me with how clever it is. Was a random netflix selection that turned out amazing)

Dead Snow (Zombie Nazi's. 'Nuff said)

Dead Alive (A Peter Jackson directed B-horror comedy)

Nice lists from everyone, but I'd add or reaffirm:

• It Follows
• As Above, So Below
• Cabin In the Woods
• Rob Zombie's first Halloween movie, theatrical cut (director's cut was a cash in)

or, just pick a series and pull an all nighter with a bag of bong fodder or brownies and do a marathon:

• Child's Play / Chucky movies
• Halloween films & remakes
• Nightmare on Elm Street movies
• Friday the 13th
• Hellraiser
• Alien(s)
• combination of older movies (The Thing, The Hunger, Carrie, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Exorcist... well, **** Exorcist, you should have fun not nightmares for years)

or, let's not rule out video games, bong fodder or brownies help there too:

• Fatal Frame video games, three games go on PS3's PS2 classics digitally dirt cheap, and new Nintendo Wii U game releasing then digitally
• Alien Isolation
• Outlast + Whistleblower DLC
• Soma on PC/PS4 just released
• Dead Space trilogy
• Silent Hill Collection and OG Silent Hill on PS3
• Amnesia games
• Resident Evil games
• Metro 2033 & Last Light or Metro Redux
• Dying Light or the Dead Island & Dead Island Riptide games
• The Evil Within
• Dead Rising 3 or old Dead Rising games

In all scenarios, lights off and surround sound cranked a must, except if you do video games then headphones a must.

Some of my all-time favorites. Looking forward to the new Ash vs. Evil Dead series this month.

Cropsey.

Evil Dead -2013

Halloween

Fright Night

Insidious Trilogy

It Follows

You're Next

The Exorcist

Jaws

Resident Evil Trilogy

Friday The 13th Trilogy

28 Days Later

28 Weeks Later

Land of the Dead

The Descent

Texas Chainsaw Massacre - Remake

The Fly

Final Destination Trilogy

Wrong Turn 4

A Nightmare on Elm St Trilogy

The Fog

I am Legend

Scream Trilogy

Childs Play

Oculus

Silence of The Lambs

Hannibal

Sinister

Dusk Till Dawn

Woman In Black 1 and Angel of Death

The Conjuring

The RIng?

I need to find a way to see that. It's only on Showtime, right?

Any of John Carpenter's horror movies are good. I always compare any horror movie to his classics and they usually don't fare well.

@LostProphetFLCL: It's going to be on Starz. 10 half hour episodes every week starting Halloween night at 9.

Ah I had the wrong channel, but I don't think we have Starz as that is a premium channel...

A few of us on some other forum are going to voice chat while watching The Thing on or around Halloween

Wolf Creek 1 and 2

The Faculty

Hatchet 1 and 2

"The Babadook" is one of the scariest films of all time in my opinion, very recent release and just an unbelievably well made movie. I absolutely adore it.

Other than that, be sure to check out "The Conjuring," "The Sacrament," and absolutely the first "Insidious." "It Follows" was good but don't get sucked in to the hype.

This guy knows his scary movies. But you forgot MaMa !

And

The Midnight Meat Train (2008)

@marvelfreak1985: witching and bitching

Came in to say this. It's not scary, but it's good, cheeky Halloween fun. It gets the "spirit" of Halloween right.

@LexLas said:

@sukraj said:

Evil Dead -2013

Halloween

Fright Night

Insidious Trilogy

It Follows

You're Next

The Exorcist

Jaws

Resident Evil Trilogy

Friday The 13th Trilogy

28 Days Later

28 Weeks Later

Land of the Dead

The Descent

Texas Chainsaw Massacre - Remake

The Fly

Final Destination Trilogy

Wrong Turn 4

A Nightmare on Elm St Trilogy

The Fog

I am Legend

Scream Trilogy

Childs Play

Oculus

Silence of The Lambs

Hannibal

Sinister

Dusk Till Dawn

Woman In Black 1 and Angel of Death

This guy knows his scary movies. But you forgot MaMa !

And

The Midnight Meat Train (2008)

my bad how could I have forgotten about mama and the midnight meat train . I also forgot to add Alien, Aliens, The Gate, 30 Days of Night

If you really want to be scared, watch the news on TV lol