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#1 Lebbin
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IMO, this is one of the best television shows ever, and the best sitcom ever. So, what are your favorite lines?

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#2 jodamn
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"This... is morning mist." :D

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IMO, this is one of the best television shows ever, and the best sitcom ever. So, what are your favorite lines?

Lebbin

Yeah I love Julia Louis-Dreyfus!

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#5 X360PS3AMD05
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"These pretzels.......are making me thirsty" "I'm out there Jerry and i'm loving every minute of it!!"
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#6 SorasGhost009
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never watched a full episode, but ive seen bits and pieces of some of them and from what ive seen they are funny
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#7 -KinGz-
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G-Um, excuse me, I think you forgot my bread SN-Bread, two dollars extra. G-Two dollars? But everyone in front of me got free bread.SN-You want bread? G-Yes,please, SN-Three dollars! G-What? SN-No soup for you!(George and Soup Nazi)
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#8 Cube_of_MooN
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A great show, Seinfeld is.
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#9 _rock_
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"Cerenity now...Instanity later,"
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#10 CJL182
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I didn't understand the show as a kid, but now I find it pretty damn funny whenever I see random episodes of it. It truly is a show about nothing, and I love it lol.
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#11 clawwombat
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George: The Rosses have started up a foundation, Jerry, and I have to sit on the board of directors.

Jerry: Hey, board of directors. Look at you!

George: Yeah! Look at me! I was free and clear! I was living the dream! I was stripped to the waist, eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery!

Jerry: Before we go any further, I'd just like to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise.

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#12 thirstychainsaw
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"Hello, Newman" :|
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#13 awesomeface
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The Sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to return soup at a Deli. - George Costanza
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#14 jodamn
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Kramer from the chicken roasters episode: "Bad chicken! Mess you up!"

It's all in the delivery. :D

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"I don't get that whole suicide machine. There's no tall buildings where these people live? They can't wrap their lips around a revolver like a normal person?" - Jerry

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#16 gotcha455
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LOL, guys, these are awesome, i'll take anything wirth Frank Costanza. "I'll get him, ASSMAN!"
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#17 maccer101
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best sitcom ever! beats friends any day.... all that Ross and Rachael crap
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#18 Franken_Berry
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I keep thinking that goider's going to talk to me!

It's Bosco!

Urban Sombrero

Fusilli Jerry!

Seinfeld you magnificent bastard!

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#19 metal_snake33
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"I was in the pool!! Its shrinkige!!" SO classic.
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#20 white_sox
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Last night this one was on.

Firestone guy: Hey George, the ocean called they're running out of shrimp.

George: Of yea, well the jerkstore called ane they're running out of you.

Firestone guy:What's it matter, you're they're all time best seller.

George: Oh yeah, well I had sex with your wife.

Some guy: His wife is in a coma.

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#21 GettingTired
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Seinfeld. Nothing compares.
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#22 limpbizkit818
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Last night this one was on.

Firestone guy: Hey George, the ocean called they're running out of shrimp.

George: Of yea, well the jerkstore called ane they're running out of you.

Firestone guy:What's it matter, you're they're all time best seller.

George: Oh yeah, well I had sex with your wife.

Some guy: His wife is in a coma.

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:lol: I was just about to post this, so good.

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#23 GodLovesDead
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Seinfeld is the only reason I turn on my TV.
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#24 jrlc1
Member since 2005 • 4235 Posts

this was awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hllDWSbuDsQ

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#25 OneWingedAngeI
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and i guess the show is entertaining :P
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#26 Impulsive20
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its entertaining thats why i watch it ,some of it is funny
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#27 Travo_basic
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never watched a full episode, but ive seen bits and pieces of some of them and from what ive seen they are funnySorasGhost009

Dude you need to rent some episodes today. I recommend season four.

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#28 Cpt_Apollo
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"You know what Jerry is in Indian? Jugdish"

"Jerry Seinfeld is a FUNNY guy!"

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#29 kapil_uk
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"No soup for you!!!"

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#30 kurama2002
Member since 2005 • 1414 Posts
Couldnt watch a full episode. I'd pick Boy Meets World over that. Or, Even Stevens,Friends,The Fresh Prince of Bel Air,Rosanne,The Jeffersons.
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#31 moptopskate
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yeah i like the serenity now episode
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#32 garey017
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First, I want to wish everyone a happy Festivus.

Frank Costanza:

"Welcome, newcomers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the 'airing of grievances'. I have a lot of problems with you people, and you're gonna hear about it! You, Kruger, my son tells me your company stinks!"

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#33 SOedipus
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Couldnt watch a full episode. I'd pick Boy Meets World over that. Or, Even Stevens,Friends,The Fresh Prince of Bel Air,Rosanne,The Jeffersons.kurama2002

I would too if I was still in elementary school. Oh, memories.

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