Sex and die early or live a long healthy life but be a virgin

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#1 nintendoman562
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Yes, i did steal this off an futurama episode. But which one would you pick? I would be a long healthy life.

Early: 20

Long: 80

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#2 SolidSnake35
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How early are we talking here?
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How early are we talking here?SolidSnake35

I want to know this too.

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#4 Theokhoth
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Seeing as how sex isn't the meaning of life. . . .I'll take "Healthy Virgin" for a thousand, Alex.
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[QUOTE="SolidSnake35"]How early are we talking here?thepwninator

I want to know this too.

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#6 deactivated-5a79221380856
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Sex. Death is inevitable. It's not the amount of breaths you take in your life, but the amount of moments that take your breath away.
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#8 SlashDementia3
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Live long and healthy. Making out with them is safe.
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#9 Serraph105
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Long Healthy life for me. It's not an easy choice but an extra 60 years to do all the other things I love is certainly a nice trade off.
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#10 fastesttruck
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For old can we still be playful with the other person?
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#11 Immortalica
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I would have said sex and die early, but 20 is too early. I would rather live a long, healthy, prosperous life.
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#12 druglord6
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Sex. Death is inevitable. It's not the amount of breaths you take in your life, but the amount of moments that take your breath away.Genetic_Code

what an awesome quote that is.

but im a virgin as of now and im pretty happy. I could live without sex (i think).

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For old can we still be playful with the other person? fastesttruck
As long as you guys aren't naked or make any sexual contact in anyway.
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#14 deactivated-5a79221380856
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what an awesome quote that is.

but im a virgin as of now and im pretty happy. I could live without sex (i think).

druglord6

I could live without sex too, but the thought of living long doesn't appeal to me. I'd rather experiment and regret it for a short time then live forever and never feel.

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#15 Serraph105
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[QUOTE="fastesttruck"] For old can we still be playful with the other person? nintendoman562
As long as you guys aren't naked or make any sexual contact in anyway.

meh Iwill go rock climbing and parachuting instead. I'm guaranteed the extra years anyways.

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#16 fastesttruck
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As long as you guys aren't naked or make any sexual contact in anyway.nintendoman562
Hmm. well what if there was a bit of the later? would the age be something like 60 years in place of the 80?
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#17 CWEBB04z
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sex and die early, we're gonna die anyways so what the heck!
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#18 NaiKoN9293
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Seeing as how sex isn't the meaning of life. . . .I'll take "Healthy Virgin" for a thousand, Alex.Theokhoth

I hear a lot of people say that sex is their meaning in life. So in your opinion what's the meaning of life?

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#19 R0cky_Racc00n
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Sex is not the only thing to life. There's also drugs and food and videogames and violence.
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#20 CorpsePit
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I'll take the sex, but that's because I've already beaten YOUR odds.

In any case, Sex would probably be the one thing I regretted not doing, so, really Bring on the babes and let's go out with a 3 way.

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#21 CleanPlayer
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Life is too good to pass up.
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#22 NaiKoN9293
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Sex is not the only thing to life. There's also drugs and food and videogames and violence.R0cky_Racc00n

good point.

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#23 VacantPsalm
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Long healthy life of uber grindage. : D
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#24 Deihjan
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[QUOTE="Genetic_Code"]Sex. Death is inevitable. It's not the amount of breaths you take in your life, but the amount of moments that take your breath away.druglord6

what an awesome quote that is.

but im a virgin as of now and im pretty happy. I could live without sex (i think).

I took that quote for my personal note in MSN, Genetic, I hope it's ok ^_^
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#25 Heroldp813
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I would say sex. Think about it, you became a vegetable after a certain age. Not being able to wipe your own a@# definitely kills the longer life thing for me.
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#26 wado-karate
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Well... Hmm... Sex.
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#27 Heroldp813
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[QUOTE="druglord6"]

[QUOTE="Genetic_Code"]Sex. Death is inevitable. It's not the amount of breaths you take in your life, but the amount of moments that take your breath away.Deihjan

what an awesome quote that is.

but im a virgin as of now and im pretty happy. I could live without sex (i think).

I took that quote for my personal note in MSN, Genetic, I hope it's ok ^_^

Your just a naughty little girl, aren't you. I saw your post from b/f.

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#28 deactivated-5a79221380856
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I took that quote for my personal note in MSN, Genetic, I hope it's ok ^_^Deihjan

It's more than okay. You sure do know how to flatter me. :oops:

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#29 Deihjan
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[QUOTE="Deihjan"][QUOTE="druglord6"]

[QUOTE="Genetic_Code"]Sex. Death is inevitable. It's not the amount of breaths you take in your life, but the amount of moments that take your breath away.Heroldp813

what an awesome quote that is.

but im a virgin as of now and im pretty happy. I could live without sex (i think).

I took that quote for my personal note in MSN, Genetic, I hope it's ok ^_^

Your just a naughty little girl, aren't you. I saw your post from b/f.

I am naughty, but only with guys I love :twisted:
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#30 nintendoman562
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[QUOTE="druglord6"]

[QUOTE="Genetic_Code"]Sex. Death is inevitable. It's not the amount of breaths you take in your life, but the amount of moments that take your breath away.Deihjan

what an awesome quote that is.

but im a virgin as of now and im pretty happy. I could live without sex (i think).

I took that quote for my personal note in MSN, Genetic, I hope it's ok ^_^

Wow... i seriously did the same thing.
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#31 Deihjan
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[QUOTE="Deihjan"]I took that quote for my personal note in MSN, Genetic, I hope it's ok ^_^Genetic_Code

It's more than okay. You sure do know how to flatter me. :oops:

But it was a brilliant thing to say, because it's true! Never have words of truth been spoken so clearly, with an angelic voice as sent from heaven *shakespeare'd*
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#32 Serraph105
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I would say sex. Think about it, you became a vegetable after a certain age. Not being able to wipe your own a@# definitely kills the longer life thing for me.Heroldp813

hey he said healthy

I know a ninety year old guy who still rides a bike

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But it was a brilliant thing to say, because it's true! Never have words of truth been spoken so clearly, with an angelic voice as sent from heaven *shakespeare'd*Deihjan

Don't make me get out a box of tissues. :)

Wow... i seriously did the same thing.nintendoman562

Maybe the two of you should... hook up. :twisted:

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#34 Deihjan
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[QUOTE="Deihjan"]But it was a brilliant thing to say, because it's true! Never have words of truth been spoken so clearly, with an angelic voice as sent from heaven *shakespeare'd*Genetic_Code

Don't make me get out a box of tissues. :)

Wow... i seriously did the same thing.nintendoman562

Maybe the two of you should... hook up. :twisted:

I'm born a Capricorn AND in the year of the ram, so I'm a poet by nature. Your tears are more than enough gratitude to my humble poet-heart ^_^

and hook up? Naaah, too many want me to hook up with some random folks on teh intertubes D:

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#35 Orlando_Magic
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Seeing as how sex isn't the meaning of life. . . .I'll take "Healthy Virgin" for a thousand, Alex.Theokhoth

The whole point of living is to create offspring, to create life, and to allow another to live beyond your own generation, guaranteeing that the human race lasts! Without sex there is no human life on earth. Without sex, the human race would've been doomed thousands of years ago. Without sex, Martin Luther King Jr., Michael Jordan, Jessica Alba, Greg Kasavin, Albert Einstein, Ghandi, Mendel, Socrates, Beethoven, and YOU would've never lived. Without sex there are no philosophers, no inventors, no video gamers! Sex, in order to reproduce, is the meaning of life, obviously ;)

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#36 Immortalica
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[QUOTE="Theokhoth"]Seeing as how sex isn't the meaning of life. . . .I'll take "Healthy Virgin" for a thousand, Alex.Orlando_Magic

The whole point of living is to create offspring, to create life, and to allow another to live beyond your own generation, guaranteeing that the human race lasts! Without sex there is no human life on earth. Without sex, the human race would've been doomed thousands of years ago. Without sex, Martin Luther King Jr., Michael Jordan, Jessica Alba, Greg Kasavin, Albert Einstein, Ghandi, Mendel, Socrates, Beethoven, and YOU would've never lived. Without sex there are no philosophers, no inventors, no video gamers! Sex, in order to reproduce, is the meaning of life, obviously ;)

Artificial insemination perhaps? Personally, the meaning of life is to enjoy it. There are six billion others out there, anyway.
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#37 Heroldp813
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[QUOTE="Heroldp813"]I would say sex. Think about it, you became a vegetable after a certain age. Not being able to wipe your own a@# definitely kills the longer life thing for me.Serraph105

hey he said healthy

I know a ninety year old guy who still rides a bike

I hear you man, there's just some really depressing old people walking around, and they make you wonder will life still be fun when I'm that age.

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#38 thepwninator
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With the ages given, I would have to say "long and healthy", as, with a life that long, I would be able to experience far more moments of almost orgasmic levels of joy and happiness through achievement, hiking, etc.
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#39 Heroldp813
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[QUOTE="Heroldp813"][QUOTE="Deihjan"][QUOTE="druglord6"]

[QUOTE="Genetic_Code"]Sex. Death is inevitable. It's not the amount of breaths you take in your life, but the amount of moments that take your breath away.Deihjan

what an awesome quote that is.

but im a virgin as of now and im pretty happy. I could live without sex (i think).

I took that quote for my personal note in MSN, Genetic, I hope it's ok ^_^

Your just a naughty little girl, aren't you. I saw your post from b/f.

I am naughty, but only with guys I love :twisted:

I'm not trying to hook up with you or nothing, I just noticed that post more then the others.

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#40 surferdude17
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20 is way to early. You should change it to like 35.
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#41 CorpsePit
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With the ages given, I would have to say "long and healthy", as, with a life that long, I would be able to experience far more moments of almost orgasmic levels of joy and happiness through achievement, hiking, etc.thepwninator

If you can experience orgasmic levels of joy and happiness just by hiking then you and I have very different views on what 'hiking' is.

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#42 battlefront23
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Depends. "We are immortal until our work is done." (George Whitefield) If all that I needed to accomplish was accomplished when I was young, I'd choose sex. If not, no sex. The thing is, only God can know if I've accomplished everything I need to for this world. So I really have no opinion here.
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#43 black_cat19
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That depends, do I get to keep my gf even if we're not allowed to have sex? If so, I choose to die old and a virgin.
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#44 SaintLeonidas
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I choose to live long and a virgin till I'm 79, then have sex! Come on baby, come to grandaddy!
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[QUOTE="thepwninator"]With the ages given, I would have to say "long and healthy", as, with a life that long, I would be able to experience far more moments of almost orgasmic levels of joy and happiness through achievement, hiking, etc.CorpsePit

If you can experience orgasmic levels of joy and happiness just by hiking then you and I have very different views on what 'hiking' is.

Some vistas that you earn with naught but blood and sweat are well worth the effort. IMO, such experiences make you truly glad to be alive.

Two summers ago, I went on a 20 mile hike in the Bernese Oberland in Switzerland and saw some of the most stunning vistas imaginable. The sense of achievement both during and afterwards were truly amazing.

And seriously, who wouldn't love to see this in person?

[spoiler] [/spoiler]

In spoiler tags for easy viewing.

Of note: I took that picture myself.

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If you're asking someone this question who's never had sex before, they're more likely to choose life. Give them an incentive before they choose...say some form of sexual pleasure short of intercourse, as a teaser. THEN let them decide.

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#47 black_cat19
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And seriously, who wouldn't love to see this in person?

***SPOILER***

In spoiler tags for easy viewing.

Of note: I took that picture myself.

thepwninator

That's really beautiful, but if I have to hike all the way up there in order to see it, I'll pass. :P

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#48 SuperVegeta518
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Casual sex is over rated so I would pick living a longer life.
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#49 thepwninator
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[QUOTE="thepwninator"]

And seriously, who wouldn't love to see this in person?

***SPOILER***

In spoiler tags for easy viewing.

Of note: I took that picture myself.

black_cat19

That's really beautiful, but if I have to hike all the way up there in order to see it, I'll pass. :P

To each his own then :)

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#50 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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I didn't even have sex until I was 20 :lol: