Sex should be banned

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#1 THE_MATRlX
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Just think about it.


If sex was banned, all the problems of the world would be solved. There would be no more over-population and therefore we wouldn't be short on food. There would also be no more prostitutes and thus the spread of STD's would severly go down. We also wouldn't have to worry about sexual innuendos affecting kids or promiscuity in high schools along with teenage pregnancies because guess what? They won't be able to have sex in the first place. Women would also be respected more, because we'd have to engage in relationships with them based on their personalities, not on how hot they are and how they always give you an erection. There also would be no more porn and illicit human trafficing resulting from a desire for sex trade, imagine how much better life would be for everyone?

I think realistically, every male should get a vasectomy or something so they can at least enjoy the pleasure of sexual without having to worry about a pregnancy. If the male wants to be able to naturally manufacture sperm again, he'll have to apply for a license or something or pay to buy hormones to make sperm. If a woman wants to have a baby, she'll have to pay for it and get artificial insemination or something.

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#2 194197844077667059316682358889
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I think realistically, every male should get a vasectomy or something so they can at least enjoy the pleasure of sexual without having to worry about a pregnancy.

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Just go gay duh
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#4 Nerd_Man
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Just because you have trouble getting laid doesn't mean the fun should be ruined for the rest of the world.
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#5 warownslife
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Excuse me? No. Hell no. Are you crazy? No. And never. End of my part of the discussion.

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#6 deactivated-6016e81e8e30f
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[QUOTE="THE_MATRlX"]

Sex should be banned

How about no. I wouldn't have anything left to joke about.
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I think the suicide rate would go way up.
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#8 THE_MATRlX
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Just because you have trouble getting laid doesn't mean the fun should be ruined for the rest of the world.Nerd_Man
I have already had sex and I know have three kids that I cant financially support. If sex was banned, then this wouldn't be a problem in the first place.

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Lolnah.
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#10 metroidprime55
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200 years later: "We need more people, everyone have sex!"

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#11 moose_knuckler
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I'm sensing a mixture of reading 1984 atm and having trouble getting laid. :P
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#12 cybrcatter
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You'll have to supply me with a new drug if you're going to ban sex. Something sugar coated, if you please.
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#14 cybrcatter
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[QUOTE="Nerd_Man"]Just because you have trouble getting laid doesn't mean the fun should be ruined for the rest of the world.THE_MATRlX

I have already had sex and I know have three kids that I cant financially support. If sex was banned, then this wouldn't be a problem in the first place.

In that case, I propose we ban poor people.
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[QUOTE="Nerd_Man"]Just because you have trouble getting laid doesn't mean the fun should be ruined for the rest of the world.THE_MATRlX

I have already had sex and I know have three kids that I cant financially support. If sex was banned, then this wouldn't be a problem in the first place.

This wouldn't be a problem in the first place if people like you were more responsible for your actions. Don't blame society - blame yourself.
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If I receive a lifetime's supply of beer, I'll bite.

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#17 THE_MATRlX
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200 years later: "We need more people, everyone have sex!"

metroidprime55

The genius of this system is that only people who can financially support children and actually want them can have them. They'll have to pay for sperm and/or artificial insemination. So you wont hear about babies being left in cardboard boxes or families of 12 living in shacks.

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[QUOTE="Nerd_Man"]Just because you have trouble getting laid doesn't mean the fun should be ruined for the rest of the world.THE_MATRlX

I have already had sex and I know have three kids that I cant financially support. If sex was banned, then this wouldn't be a problem in the first place.

eat them. problem solved. omnomonom
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#20 bruinfan617
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Sure. Then the paper towel industry will flourish like never before.

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#21 cybrcatter
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Sure. Then the paper towel industry will flourish.

bruinfan617
Not to mention bagels and butter.
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#23 bebop013
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making it illegal won't stop people from doing it :P
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#24 deactivated-6016e81e8e30f
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[QUOTE="bruinfan617"]

Sure. Then the paper towel industry will flourish.

cybrcatter
Not to mention bagels and butter.

Cucumbers if you are of the lady folk.
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#25 ghoklebutter
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[QUOTE="bruinfan617"]

Sure. Then the paper towel industry will flourish.

cybrcatter
Not to mention bagels and butter.

Are there people that actually do that? :lol:
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#26 Mythomniac
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I am assuming you are someone who can't get any?
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#27 cybrcatter
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[QUOTE="cybrcatter"][QUOTE="bruinfan617"]

Sure. Then the paper towel industry will flourish.

ghoklebutter
Not to mention bagels and butter.

Are there people that actually do that? :lol:

Sound like a new thread and poll is in order.
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#28 THE_MATRlX
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making it illegal won't stop people from doing it :Pbebop013
No. Not just that. A mandatory vasectomy for every male citizen except for a few who opt to pay at least $50,000 to have a child or reverse vasectomy for a certain amount of time. It will be like applying for a VISA.

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[QUOTE="SeraphimGoddess"][QUOTE="cybrcatter"][QUOTE="bruinfan617"]

Sure. Then the paper towel industry will flourish.

Not to mention bagels and butter.

Cucumbers if you are of the lady folk.

OMG you people are nasty here :(
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[QUOTE="cybrcatter"][QUOTE="bruinfan617"]

Sure. Then the paper towel industry will flourish.

SeraphimGoddess
Not to mention bagels and butter.

Cucumbers if you are of the lady folk.

There would be a marginal rise in cucumber sales.
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[QUOTE="ghoklebutter"][QUOTE="cybrcatter"][QUOTE="bruinfan617"]

Sure. Then the paper towel industry will flourish.

Not to mention bagels and butter.

Are there people that actually do that? :lol:

I would be wary about your local Dunkin Donuts. You can't be too sure if that is cream cheese or not.
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#33 THE_MATRlX
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Sex is completely useless and infact, evil. If we didn't have sex, we wouldn't have shock sites or people with awkward sexual fetishes involving feces. That's just weird and nasty.

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#34 deactivated-6016e81e8e30f
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[QUOTE="Dan_Bodger"] OMG you people are nasty here :(

You haven't seen nothing yet. Once you go OT you never go back.[QUOTE="cybrcatter"] There would be a marginal rise in cucumber sales.

You forget I'm here; It would be much more than marginal.
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we wouldn't have shock sites or people with awkward sexual fetishes involving feces.

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There are millions of non-sex related shock sites and people would still have weird fascinations with stuff. Try again.
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#36 Smokescreened84
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To ban what is a biological requirement for much of life would be impossible to do, religion tried to ban it many times and always failed. It's basic nature to reproduce and humans in particular find pleasure in it.

Choices, a strong self-discipline and being able to control such feelings is a better option, it's not easy, but it can be done.

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#37 THE_MATRlX
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Sorry for the misinterpretations guys. When I said that I have three kids, I was actually referring to the Sims. My Sim got knocked up twice last week.

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#38 Chod_Strunders
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I think the number of users suffering from new thread diarrhea would only go up.
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Children, please don't feed the troll.
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Children, please don't feed the troll.UT_Wrestler
But I'm sure i can beat him in a fair fight.

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We should ban masturbation as well. That's even more evil since you aren't even trying to copulate but wasting sperm. AND WE ALL KNOW THOSE ARE SACRED.
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#42 THE_MATRlX
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Also if their was no sex, we wouldn't have trash TV shows like Sex In The City or have to worry about people killing their spouses for sleeping with other people. I think its an awesome initiative that should go into effect as soon as possible. Or maybe like sex tax or something and you have to pay with a credit card to have an erection or release semen.

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[QUOTE="ghoklebutter"][QUOTE="cybrcatter"] Not to mention bagels and butter. bruinfan617
Are there people that actually do that? :lol:

I would be wary about your local Dunkin Donuts. You can't be too sure if that is cream cheese or not.

D:
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No way. You gotta be kidding me.
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#46 ghoklebutter
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Also if their was no sex, we wouldn't have trash TV shows like Sex In The City or have to worry about people killing their spouses for sleeping with other people. I think its an awesome initiative that should go into effect as soon as possible. Or maybe like sex tax or something and you have to pay with a credit card to have an erection or release semen.

THE_MATRlX
Okay, now it's obvious that you're trolling.
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Children, please don't feed the troll.UT_Wrestler
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#48 cybrcatter
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[QUOTE="Dystopian-X"]We should ban masturbation as well. That's even more evil since you aren't even trying to copulate but wasting sperm. AND WE ALL KNOW THOSE ARE SACRED.

Oh ho ho. I just put two and two together.