Shoot em up vs Crank 1 & 2

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#1 LtDan1989
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These movies are all over the top, but I'd have to go with Shoot em up as my favorite. The constant dose of one liners and the crazy improbable action scenes made the movie so awesome. Crank 1 & 2 were great too though.

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#2 EvilSteveo
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I loved shoot em up , i never knew carrots could be so awesome.

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#3 freek666
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Shoot Em Up, no contest.

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#4 Second_Rook
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Shoot Em Up takes this thing by a mile, at least to me. One of the best action movies I have seen in quite some time.
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#5 Star67
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Crank, just over the top sex scenes and just humorous action.

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#6 FreshWhiteBread
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These movies are all over the top, but I'd have to go with Shoot em up as my favorite. The constant dose of one liners and the crazy improbable action scenes made the movie so awesome. Crank 1 & 2 were great too though.

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1.Shoot em up 2.Crank 1 3. crank 2 Btw I love those movies anyone know any similar over the top movies?
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#7 -Fromage-
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I prefer Crank 1 the most. To me that film was right on the line of cheese-fest and good action movie. Where as Shoot Em Up went over that line, and Crank 2 was WAY over the cheese-fest line. Still good though.
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#8 aaronmullan
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Have you see Crank 1 & 2? They're the scum of modern cinema.
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#9 shadowkiller11
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Have you see Crank 1 & 2? They're the scum of modern cinema.aaronmullan
Hardly, scary movie franchise, dance off etc that crap is scum, crank is just a over the top loveable action movie.
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#10 Saturos3091
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[QUOTE="aaronmullan"]Have you see Crank 1 & 2? They're the scum of modern cinema.shadowkiller11
Hardly, scary movie franchise, dance off etc that crap is scum, crank is just a over the top loveable action movie.

Agreed with this. The bane of modern cinema would be the terrible PG-13 horror films released weekly (Orphan, Haunting In Connecticut, The Unborn, etc.). None of them are remotely interesting or good in the slightest. Same with most modern action movies that take themselves seriously. They're all thought of as a "blockbuster," cut to a short time, and ultimately ruined (Gamer was okay at best, GI Joe was terrible period, and Babylon AD was just :lol: bad). I enjoyed all of them, didn't finish Shoot 'Em Up though. I thought it was boring surprisingly so I turned it off. Probably going to watch it all the way through sometime.
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#11 LoG-Sacrament
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shoot em up impales crank with a carrot and broods over its corpse.
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#12 SaintLeonidas
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Crank>>>>Shoot Em Up>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Crank 2
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#13 tester962
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Shoot Em Up is a million times better than Crank. Crank was decent just cause I like the main actor. Crank 2, havent seen and have no interest in seeing it
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#14 hamstergeddon
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I liked shoot em up way better. Just a testoserone thrill ride.
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#15 Dr_Manfattan
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shoot em up is a brilliant movie, crank 1&2 might be good but they have nothing on shoot em up

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#16 raven_squad
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I enjoyed Shoot Em Up for what it was. Crank....I honestly can't stand it. Couldnt make it through the first. Has to do with a severe dislike of Jason Statham I think.

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#17 legend26
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if god made an action movie, it would be shoot em up

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#18 tidan
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if god made an action movie, it would be shoot em up

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Wrong if god made an action movie it would be Commando, Crank and shoot em up are good but when it comes to over the top action movies Commando cant be topped... I dont think its possible.... Prove me wrong?

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#19 realistic44
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Shoot em up.

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#20 Diablo112688
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I did not enjoy shoot em up very much.... weak movie.

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#21 EVOLV3
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Crank 1 > Shoot Em Up > Crank 2 imo.

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#22 MrLions
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Um Shoot em up.....I bet no one here can kill people while having sex. :|
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#23 raven_squad
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[QUOTE="legend26"]

if god made an action movie, it would be shoot em up

tidan

Wrong if god made an action movie it would be Commando, Crank and shoot em up are good but when it comes to over the top action movies Commando cant be topped... I dont think its possible.... Prove me wrong?

A guy gets a carrot punched through the back of his skull, with the accomdating line "Eat your vegetables" in Shoot Em Up. I think it has Commando beat... :|
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#24 S3XYT1M3
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i personally liked crank 1 & 2 because of the humor sexscenes and over the top stuff that was in it throughout the movie

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#25 spawnassasin
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i got to go with crank then shoot em up then crank 2

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#26 LoG-Sacrament
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Um Shoot em up.....I bet no one here can kill people while having sex. :|MrLions
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#27 AtlanticRock
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Bad Boys II, Tropic Thunder, & Kung Pow.

but to stay on topic. Shoot 'Em Up. I can't finish Crank and don't like watching sequels without seeing the original.

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#28 sammyjenkis898
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Shoot 'Em Up. I don't like it much, but, damn, Crank is painfully bad..
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#29 TheonlyPhiliac
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I turned off Shoot em up after he proceeded to insult the victim by telling him to eat his veggies.

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#30 FUBAR24
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shoot um up by far
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#31 shockwave04
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how dare you put Shoot Em up in the same catorgory as crank *shakes head*