Should SciFiCon man get in the hot tub?

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#1 menis01
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These mechanically roused waters that lie before me have clouded my visage through the cold glass—the sliding doors of this, the indoor pool lounge of the Howard Johnson’s Inn off of Route 78 next to the Arby’s. I try, but cannot peer past the courtyard.

Dare I enter this bubbling cauldron? I gauge—by the aged, corpulent female that resides currently therein, snacking upon Andy Capp Hot Fries and Mountain Dew recently procured, I deduce, from yon vending machine—that it proffers pleasures of the flesh, prior unknown to my mortal coil. I fear but do not doubt the contribution of flatulence to the water’s agitation.

I put forth a toe.

Sweet Odin’s Raven! Tis’ hotter than the flames of Vulcan’s forge!

Men of valor know the eternal moment well. When that fine, irascible line that separates courage from inaction is breached with some single small movement, and forward momentum brings to pass things that are at once inevitable. Time slows to a crawl as history weighs the balance of actions known not yet to herself, but only to the actor.

I ask you now, shall I get in the Hot Tub?

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#2 nightshade85
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I fear but do not doubt the contribution of flatulence to the water’s agitation. lol
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I fear but do not doubt the contribution of flatulence to the water’s agitation. lolnightshade85


Indeed.

Yet here I stand still at the hot tub prepice. Buffeted by the WTF indifference of this, the Gamespot Poll.

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#4 nightshade85
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will thou take a gander under thy frock? (I voted)
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will thou take a gander under thy frock? (I voted)nightshade85


Pfft. Family Guy Renaissance Festival jokes were so TriConSciFiCon 2005.

The aged woman has left and I now stand questioned by a bearded ethics professor with a daquiri, who asks if it is truly right to get in the hot tub.