Situation- What would you do if Kimbo Slice walked up to your door now?

I would crap my pants, and run, until later learning that I could easily take him- (yeah right)

What would you do?

Get muh crowbar,

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and open a crate containing a 100 ton T-Rex space muntant ninja hybrid.

I would go "Hi! Are you famous or something?"

Then I'd ask him if he'd like some tea and cupcakes. Everybody loves tea and cupcakes.

I'd grab my camera and take a pic with him. Get his autograph and ask him for some free tickets to his next fight. Oh yeah...Congratulate him on his knock out win over Josh Thompson.JeM760soCAL

I'd also give him some tea.

[QUOTE="JeM760soCAL"]I'd grab my camera and take a pic with him. Get his autograph and ask him for some free tickets to his next fight. Oh yeah...Congratulate him on his knock out win over Josh Thompson.aaronmullan

I'd also give him some tea.

I'd call Chuck Norris! ;)cyberdarkkid

Or Fedor

I'd beat him up with a baseball bat.

Seriously, I have a baseball bat.

"HULLO KIMBO! Would you like some soup?"

Yah, that^.

I'd beat him up with a baseball bat.

Seriously, I have a baseball bat.

KHfanboy2

I'd grab my camera and take a pic with him. Get his autograph and ask him for some free tickets to his next fight. Oh yeah...Congratulate him on his knock out win over Josh Thompson.JeM760soCAL

I would do all of this, then I would describe to him how that guys ear totally popped when he knocked him out. Then I would ask if I could tug on his beard...

Knock him the hell out with one slap to the face.

Close my door, and if he tried to break in i would break his arm and send him on his way.UrbanSpartan125

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This is kimbo(for ppl who dont know who he is)

This is kimbo(for ppl who dont know who he is)

legolasxbow

Wow i would have to get Broly his power is maximum.

Make my eyes roll back in my head, make the lights flicker, have my personal army of chanting druids march out, run my thumb across my throat, then chokeslam him into a casket.