SITUATION: You wake up and see your neighbor's dog pissing in your lawn

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#1 fluffers623
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You: A) go out and kick that s.o.b. B) report your neighbor to the authorities C) Scream like a little girl than proceed to commit suicide in front of your wife and children while they are enjoying their pancake breakfast D) start cursing and get very mad (like modern warfare 2 mad) E) Other (please state) please answer k thx MOD NOTE: Try again with a little more effort. k thx
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#2 Elephant_Couple
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Um, nothing?

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#3 Dark__Link
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I go shoo it away. It's just piss. But, if I *have* to pick one of your options, I'd go with C. Definitely.
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#4 MystikFollower
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What's the big deal?? At least the dog doesn't piss on my porch or in my house.

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#5 fluffers623
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Um, nothing?

Elephant_Couple
i dont need none of that bohe.
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#6 little-kitty
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I pick E. Cause dog's pee, I don't see the problem with it. As long its not going number 2 and its not being cleaned up, only then do I say something.

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#7 ghoklebutter
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E: Yell.
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#8 one_plum
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Garbage Day!

POW!

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#9 ced121
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Pee on the dog.

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#10 Immortalica
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Probably just let it go or yell to get it to leave.
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#11 scorch-62
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Either A or D.
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#12 hkmp5a2
Member since 2003 • 1315 Posts

I go shoo it away. It's just piss. But, if I *have* to pick one of your options, I'd go with C. Definitely.Dark__Link

I could just go with option C and kill you. I'm sure we would make the front page.

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#13 Dman0017
Member since 2007 • 4640 Posts
I would kick my neighbor in the dick.
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#14 TaigaTiger
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take a piss on my neighbors lawn maybe even give a few of the basement windows a good wash

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#15 nocoolnamejim
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I let my cat out. She once chased a neighbor's bulldog off of our lawn when she saw it about to do it's business.
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#16 Dman0017
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[QUOTE="nocoolnamejim"]I let my cat out. She once chased a neighbor's bulldog off of our lawn when she saw it about to do it's business.

that's awesome :lol:
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#17 0diN_7
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Definately c. hahaha! thats the funniest one.

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#18 67gt500
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take a piss on my neighbors lawn maybe even give a few of the basement windows a good wash

TaigaTiger
Best response yet!
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#19 optiow
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Who really cares? It would probably be good for the lawn.
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#20 warmaster670
Member since 2004 • 4699 Posts

Pee on the dog.

ced121

I was gonna say nothing, whats the big deal but i like this answer better.

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#21 Backlash24
Member since 2010 • 3674 Posts

Um, nothing?

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Go back to bed.
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#22 Nifty_Shark
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tell the neighbors that their dog is on my lawn. that pee makes the grass yellow. Experience from having my own dog.
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#23 whackedjob213
Member since 2006 • 2103 Posts

Garbage Day!

POW!

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Lol that would be my best solution. It would be more like "Wednesday!" POW but the overall effect is the same

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#24 k16campbell
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Gran Torino

"Get off ma lawn"

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#25 momo372
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drop kick the dog

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#26 Serraph105
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I suppose I would just pray for rain.

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#27 sammyjenkis898
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I wouldn't do anything. It's just piss. My dog goes in other people's yards all the time..
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#28 deactivated-5c37d3adcd094
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Curb stomp.
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#29 gameboy343
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other, that being i turn around and go back inside and wonder why did i wake up -_-;

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#30 Gaming-Planet
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E.

Cut off his ****!

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#31 fluffers623
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Gran Torino

"Get off ma lawn"

k16campbell
HAHAHA. i internet loled
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#32 pvtdonut54
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A is the obvious choice.
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#33 Neon-Tiger
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Um, nothing?

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This perhaps?
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#34 rawsavon
Member since 2004 • 40001 Posts
pee on lawn...who cares **** on the lawn...the owner better clean that **** up or we are going to have issues...my issues always seem to work out, though he may not be so lucky
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#35 Famiking
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Nothing.
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#36 redstorm72
Member since 2008 • 4646 Posts

Go back to bed. Seriously, it's just pee. Hell, I've pissed on my own lawn on occasion.

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#37 GamerForca
Member since 2005 • 7203 Posts
My cat is mean as hell. He gets the job done every time. If said dog is taking a dump in my yard, then I'm pulling out the pellet gun.
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#38 JustPlainLucas
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I'd take a piss on my own lawn first and beat him to it.
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#39 Strider_91
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Ermm.. I'd be to mad to make a decision :roll:
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