SITUATION: Your white, your wifes white and after 8 hours of labour.....

She gives birth.....but the BABY IS BLACK!!!!!

Whats the first thing you think ofand the first thing you say?

First thing to think: WTF!!! how the hell could this happen, that ****!

First thing to say: Oh...

Remember, this is straight after delivery.

I'd leave herCyleM

Right there and then. Shes just been through 8 hours of labour and your the only family that can be there. Thats why i gave the option for the first thing you think and the first thing you say.

Of course i'd leave her after. But not right then.

[QUOTE="CyleM"]I'd leave hererror_202

Right there and then. Shes just been through 8 hours of labour and your the only family that can be there. Thats why i gave the option for the first thing you think and the first thing you say.

Of course i'd leave her after. But not right then.

DNA test. It's possible to happen with a couple without the woman having cheated, genes are a strange thing sometimes.

[QUOTE="CyleM"]I'd leave hererror_202

Right there and then. Shes just been through 8 hours of labour and your the only family that can be there. Thats why i gave the option for the first thing you think and the first thing you say.

Of course i'd leave her after. But not right then.

I'd wonder when I got a wife.ryrulez

I would try to shove the baby back up there no matter what color it was, i can't be affording kids now. :P

This:

I'd be like the guys on Maury. "The baby aint mine? Aw hell yeah" *does stupid dance*

This actually just happened to my cousin and her bf last year. Freakin' weird.

I would try to shove the baby back up there no matter what color it was, i can't be affording kids now. :P

walbeb

This actually just happened to my cousin and her bf last year. Freakin' weird.

Avian005

Weird? If none of them have a black background I'd say his girl was havin fun with another guy

I would wonder how I turned white but my DNA was still that of a black man. Also when was I married.

She gives birth.....but the BABY IS BLACK!!!!!

Whats the first thing you think ofand the first thing you say?

First thing to think: WTF!!! how the hell could this happen, that ****!

First thing to say: Oh...

Remember, this is straight after delivery.

error_202

think: "Oh man I want to kill this *bleep* right nere and now

say: "Well, your loss, have fun raising the kid on your own"

I mean, lets think about this: I know it might seem like a bad situation, but apparently the wife A.) did not love you, so youre now free to go, and B.) you dont have to worry about raising a kid for a few more years!

You get a do-over! Get some rebound sex, find a new wife that deserves you.

Must be overdue - that bun was so long in the oven it got burnt.D3nnyCrane

Id say...well I would leave her, then I would say "Have fun raising LAMAR!" and I would run.

i would educate him and teach him the difference between your and you're

think: yes!! I'm free!!!

say: you should look for the father ;) baiiii!!

Id say...well I would leave her, then I would say "Have fun raising LAMAR!" and I would run.

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