Situation: You're sitting with your girl at a bar when.....

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#1 II_Seraphim_II
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all of the sudden cameras come out of the blue and now you got lights shining in your face and you cant see anything. Do to the comotion, you become disorientated and lose focus. You hear what sounds like screaming in the background, but it sounds all gargled and mumbled up, but then you feel the stinging and ever expanding pain of slap on your left cheek. Suddenly clarity comes back to you and you hear an ominus voice, "Hello my name is Joey Greco from Cheaters" and your eyes finally focus to reveal your angry wife standing before you....What do you do? :shock:
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#2 N0han
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Wait! I know this one, I'd touch her shoulders.
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#3 Immortalica
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Punch that guy in the face.
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#4 PowerSerj
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I'd probably super saiyan + punch holes through people. And not pay my tab.
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Well then it would be off to the Batmobile!
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#6 II_Seraphim_II
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Punch that guy in the face.Immortalica
lol, Joey Greco does have the most obnoxious and annoying looking face ever! The way he speaks, makes it sound like he is mocking you :x And wtf is up with his idiotic goatee!? :evil: It really annoys me! Btw, he got stabbed in one episode lol. He pushed his luck :P
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#7 harrisi17
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honestly I don't think I would ever be in that situation, but if I was for some reason, I would beat the host and camera guy, then hope my wife forgives me. If she doesn't, she never loved me in the first place so I would go back to the girl at the bar :)

(obviously im not married)

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#8 stevenk4k5
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Proceed to swear and bumrush through the crowd to my car, run my wife and the Cheaters camera crew over, and go home where I will be arrested for vehicular homicide.
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#9 ithilgore2006
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Start banging on the floor and recite the ending rant/monologue from Planet of the Apes.
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Release a supernova and destroy them all.
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#11 The_Solid
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I dont drink.hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhaha,when in bars i drink water.But i would punch the guy in the nuts.
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#12 _LiquidFlame_
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Release a supernova and destroy them all.DrSponge
You'd die too. :|
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#13 DrSponge
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[QUOTE="DrSponge"]Release a supernova and destroy them all._LiquidFlame_
You'd die too. :|

Hahahaa....yeah...sure I would >_>
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#14 _LiquidFlame_
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[QUOTE="_LiquidFlame_"][QUOTE="DrSponge"]Release a supernova and destroy them all.DrSponge
You'd die too. :|

Hahahaa....yeah...sure I would >_>

Yes you would. :evil: How wouldn't you die? It's a supernova!?!
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#15 ferrari2001
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Turn that show into a a M-rated film?
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#16 The_Solid
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Turn that show into a a M-rated film?ferrari2001
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#17 iam2green
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i would swear and yell just like every guy on that show :P
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#18 The_Tombo
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Pretend like I knew I was being followed by that show and that I deliberately whent out with a random girl I had never seen before just too teach my wife a lesson about not trusting me. The girl will back me up and we'll mock our wife. She'll commit suicide due to the shame, afterwards I will kill that douchebag goatee guy in his sleep making it look like a suicide.
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#19 The_Solid
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Pretend like I knew I was being followed by that show and that I deliberately whent out with a random girl I had never seen before just too teach my wife a lesson about not trusting me. The girl will back me up and we'll mock our wife. She'll commit suicide due to the shame, afterwards I will kill that douchebag goatee guy in his sleep making it look like a suicide. The_Tombo
Thats a good vengence.
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#20 g0ddyX
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I dont know who or what this guy is and does..

but anyways...

Id diss and make fun out of him so much, he'd wanna hit me. Id pound him back and say it was all self defense as i break his neck.

Go home, save the girl, call it down.. wake and up the cycle continues!

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#21 EVOLV3
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGX0TAEL0qc&feature=related
lol.
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#22 Rigga911
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Start banging on the floor and recite the ending rant/monologue from Planet of the Apes.ithilgore2006
THIS!
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#23 Dark-Sithious
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Ripping the clothes of the host, making it too embarrasing for him to be shown on national television. No game, no fame, wait what?

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#24 duxup
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Considering they've got nothing on me I'm not sure I'm worried.
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#25 aaronmullan
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Say "I'm only 16, why would I have a wife? and why am I in a bar?"
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#26 Theokhoth
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I'd be like, holy hell, I have a wife?!:shock:
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#27 II_Seraphim_II
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I luv the guys in cheaters who act all tough and then later on you hear that the guy begged his wife to take him back in :P
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#28 MKLOL
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Run for my marriage :lol:
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#29 Devour2Survive
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I'd probably thank him and say "I'm free, I'm finally free!"