Smart people jokes

Three old men are at the doctor for a memory test.

The doctor says to the first old man, "What is three times three?"

"274" was his reply.

The doctor worriedly says to the second man, "It's your turn. What is three times three?"

"Tuesday" replies the second man.

The doctor sadly says to the third man, "Okay, your turn. What's three times three"?

"Nine" says the third man.

"That's great!" exclaims the doctor. "How did you get that"?

"Jeez, Doc, it's pretty simple," says the third man. "I just subtracted 274 from Tuesday."

Go! Figure it out!

I don't get it.

I don't get it.

OnlyKurial

Lol, Priceless.

Tuesday = 3rd day of week = 3 -> ([3*272]/272) - first old man + (doctor) = (3!) + 3 = 9

Its so simple!

If 3x3=274, and 3x3 also=Tuesday, wouldn't subtracting the answers from each other give you zero?

Me thinks there is foul play afoot!

Tuesday = 3rd day of week = 3 -> ([3*272]/272) - first old man + (doctor) = (3!) + 3 = 9

Its so simple!

THE_DRUGGIE

Tuesday = 3rd day of week = 3 -> ([3*272]/272) - first old man + (doctor) = (3!) + 3 = 9

Its so simple!

THE_DRUGGIE

Tuesday = 3rd day of week = 3 -> ([3*272]/272) - first old man + (doctor) = (3!) + 3 = 9

Its so simple!

THE_DRUGGIE

That's nice, can you say that again in english?

[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

Tuesday = 3rd day of week = 3 -> ([3*272]/272) - first old man + (doctor) = (3!) + 3 = 9

Its so simple!

majadamus

Its funnier when you divide it all by zero, like so:

({[3*272]/272} - first old man + {doctor} = {3!} + 3 = 9)/0 = ....Oh my G-

[QUOTE="majadamus"][QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

Tuesday = 3rd day of week = 3 -> ([3*272]/272) - first old man + (doctor) = (3!) + 3 = 9

Its so simple!

THE_DRUGGIE

Its funnier when you divide it all by zero, like so:

({[3*272]/272} - first old man + {doctor} = {3!} + 3 = 9)/0 = ....Oh my G-

It isn't funny at all.

*Backs out of room pointing a gun at everyone*

Gosh oh gosh it's hilarity unbound with the legendary Evan Dorkin.

[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

[QUOTE="majadamus"] It's still not funny though. DigitalExile

Its funnier when you divide it all by zero, like so:

({[3*272]/272} - first old man + {doctor} = {3!} + 3 = 9)/0 = ....Oh my G-

It isn't funny at all.

*Backs out of room pointing a gun at everyone*

When was math ever funny?

Gosh oh gosh it's hilarity unbound with the legendary Evan Dorkin.

[QUOTE="DigitalExile"]

[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

Its funnier when you divide it all by zero, like so:

({[3*272]/272} - first old man + {doctor} = {3!} + 3 = 9)/0 = ....Oh my G-

OnlyKurial

It isn't funny at all.

*Backs out of room pointing a gun at everyone*

When was math ever funny?

Since This .

That's not smart, that's stupid!

[QUOTE="majadamus"][QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

Tuesday = 3rd day of week = 3 -> ([3*272]/272) - first old man + (doctor) = (3!) + 3 = 9

Its so simple!

THE_DRUGGIE

Its funnier when you divide it all by zero, like so:

({[3*272]/272} - first old man + {doctor} = {3!} + 3 = 9)/0 = ....Oh my G-

Lmao :D

Most of the smart people I know are actually funny though...

[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

[QUOTE="majadamus"] It's still not funny though. DigitalExile

Its funnier when you divide it all by zero, like so:

({[3*272]/272} - first old man + {doctor} = {3!} + 3 = 9)/0 = ....Oh my G-

It isn't funny at all.

*Backs out of room pointing a gun at everyone*

Hahahahahahaha! Omfg! Rofl!

lmao at the reactions here. I got it right away does that make me smart?

lol. This is sad.

[QUOTE="OnlyKurial"]

[QUOTE="DigitalExile"]Or! Or... maybe, just maybe...

It isn't funny at all.

*Backs out of room pointing a gun at everyone*

THE_DRUGGIE

When was math ever funny?

Since This .

[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

[QUOTE="OnlyKurial"]

When was math ever funny?

Avistann

Since This .