Sneezing in the face of a girl on your first kiss together.

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#1 HardcoreBunni
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I had a post a week or so ago about choosing in between a friend and a romantic interest as some may remember and I chose the romantic interest since she had shown some signs she was interested in me. So as we were leaving school, we started talking as we had done for the past three days and as the bus I take was about to arrive, we said goodbye. I wanted to demonstrate that I liked her so I went for the kiss and for my surprise(since she's way outta my league) she was going for the kiss too.

Then I... sneezed. She got slime on her face and then I tried to clean it with my handkerchief(yes I carry a handkerchief) and she wouldn't let me because she was screaming for me to get away. Then the bus left, the girl left and the people around me ere laughing.

This was Friday. What do you think I should do on Monday? Should I talk to her?

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#2 CleanPlayer
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Yea, You really blew it. Did she at least say God Bless You?
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#3 StaindShadow
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:lol:

I'm sorry for laughing, but--! Are you serious?

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#4 Zero5000X
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Weird stuff happens to me on dates too. I invited a girl to my apartment to watch a movie. I ended up farting and it smelled really bad. Really embarrassing.
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#5 Thagypsy
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Lol, I feel sorry for you.
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#6 HardcoreBunni
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Yea, You really blew it. Did she at least say God Bless You?CleanPlayer

Very funny....

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#7 bitemeslippy
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....wow. I really don't have anything to say to that other than I'm sorry that's unfortunate. That's not something that is going to be forgotten any time soon.
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#8 Avistann
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LOL. Is this serious? I am sorry man but if this is true, i think you blew it.

Try calling her and apologizing?

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#9 links136
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that really, sucks......

I guess thats what you call having god against you.

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#10 clembo1990
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She blew it, not me.

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#11 kayn83
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Yeah things might be bleak but I would still try to apologize profusely. You figure if she really liked you, she would forget the gaff, but who knows. Also, good call on not going with the friend, relationships with friends suck because you lose a friend out of it or things just get really awkward.
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#12 HardcoreBunni
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LOL. Is this serious? I am sorry man but if this is true, i think you blew it.

Try calling her and apologizing?

Avistann

Don't have her number :(

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#13 CleanPlayer
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[QUOTE="CleanPlayer"]Yea, You really blew it. Did she at least say God Bless You?HardcoreBunni

Very funny....

Okay, here's what you do. Text her - I'm sorry I'm allergic to ( STUPID LIE)

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#14 deactivated-5a4c1fedbd347
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Pretty bad luck. Try talking to her, apologize, etc. Maybe she'll forgive you?
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#15 DJ_Novakain
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Yea, You really blew it. CleanPlayer
No pun intended?
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#16 FalcoLX
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wow....just wow. I don't think there's any way you can overcome something like that.
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#17 FirstDiscovery
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I know youre probably making it up, but too funny:lol:
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#18 HardcoreBunni
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[QUOTE="HardcoreBunni"]

[QUOTE="CleanPlayer"]Yea, You really blew it. Did she at least say God Bless You?CleanPlayer

Very funny....

Okay, here's what you do. Text her - I'm sorry I'm allergic to ( STUPID LIE)

Huh?

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#19 chester706
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That sucks dude. You blew it im sorry but thats the truth. That really really sucks I cant begin to wonder how bad that felt.
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#20 -TheSecondSign-
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That is just...so horrible...yet so hilarious...

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#21 HardcoreBunni
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[QUOTE="CleanPlayer"][QUOTE="HardcoreBunni"]

[QUOTE="CleanPlayer"]Yea, You really blew it. Did she at least say God Bless You?HardcoreBunni

Very funny....

Okay, here's what you do. Text her - I'm sorry I'm allergic to ( STUPID LIE)

Huh?

Oh sorry I thought you meant that was I saying was a stupid lie.

Again, I don't have her cell number I have her msn contact but she's offline. Either that or she blocked me :S

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#22 CleanPlayer
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i meant say your allergic to something that makes you sneeze
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#23 deactivated-6016f2513d412
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That's awful.

I'm so sorry.

I don't even know what to say. Maybe you should see how she reacts to seeing you on Monday before saying anything.

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#24 Avistann
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[QUOTE="Avistann"]

LOL. Is this serious? I am sorry man but if this is true, i think you blew it.

Try calling her and apologizing?

HardcoreBunni

Don't have her number :(

Hmm thats no good. Do you know anyone who might have her number? If not , find her as early as you can monday morning and apologize. Hopefully she is understanding, i mean it wasn't like you did it on purpose. Things happen.

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#25 HardcoreBunni
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That's awful.

I'm so sorry.

I don't even know what to say. Maybe you should see how she reacts to seeing you on Monday before saying anything.

t3hrubikscube

my thoughts exactly.

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#26 nintendo_ds_06
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:lol: HA-HA! Please tell me this true, sorry but you really "blew it". but jokes aside i reccomend you stay away from her on monday (presuming she don't do that for you)
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#27 WestSideAzn
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Lol... "you blew it" cuz he sneezed! LOL

Hardeedar. Anyways, I would suggest that you should call her up or something (if you have her number) and apologize to her and explain to her that it is human nature to sneeze.

However, to explain the gunk on her face...well... that's a different story, lmao.

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#28 HardcoreBunni
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:lol: HA-HA! Please tell me this true, sorry but you really "blew it". but jokes aside i reccomend you stay away from her on monday (presuming she don't do that for you) nintendo_ds_06

I am so tired of the "you BLEW it" puns. Yes, yes har-har.

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#29 tsduv21
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:lol: Dude, personally I think you blew it. It's hard to get over that.
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#30 Calypto
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Aww, that's such bad timing. :P But I think the girl overreacted. It's just a sneeze, no need to scream and run away. :?
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#31 -Shooter-
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Man that sucks, pretty funny though
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#32 nintendo_ds_06
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[QUOTE="nintendo_ds_06"]:lol: HA-HA! Please tell me this true, sorry but you really "blew it". but jokes aside i reccomend you stay away from her on monday (presuming she don't do that for you) HardcoreBunni

I am so tired of the "you BLEW it" puns. Yes, yes har-har.


Right sorry dude, I understand that this is a bad thing that happened to you and I hope for your sake that she will let you at least try to talk to her

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#33 HardcoreBunni
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I called a friend of mine to ask if he had her cell number and she answered( the girl who I sneezed on). She sounded kinda out of breath. You don't think it's what I'm thinking about.....?*gulp*
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#34 Jester070
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this is god letting you know that you should have chosen bro's before hoes.
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#35 StacksOnIce
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That's just gotta be the worst thing to happen. :(
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#36 CleanPlayer
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Hey TC, my friend bit this one girl's lip and she started to bleed, so this isn't the worst thing that could happen.
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#37 czort666
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I thought things like that happen only in movies:o
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#38 HardcoreBunni
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Hey TC, my friend bit this one girl's lip and she started to bleed, so this isn't the worst thing that could happen. CleanPlayer

That's happened to me before. Except it was the girl who bit my lip. I kinda enjoyed it.

Besides, blood isn't as nasty as mucus.

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#39 KOTORkicker
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I'm really really sorry, man.
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#40 HardcoreBunni
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this is god letting you know that you should have chosen bro's before hoes. Jester070

I'm afraid so. Well, at least I don't feel as bad for sneezing on her.

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Pics or it didn't happen.
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#42 KOTORkicker
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[QUOTE="HardcoreBunni"][QUOTE="CleanPlayer"][QUOTE="HardcoreBunni"]

[QUOTE="CleanPlayer"]Yea, You really blew it. Did she at least say God Bless You?HardcoreBunni

Very funny....

Okay, here's what you do. Text her - I'm sorry I'm allergic to ( STUPID LIE)

Huh?

Oh sorry I thought you meant that was I saying was a stupid lie.

Again, I don't have her cell number I have her msn contact but she's offline. Either that or she blocked me :S

Most likely.

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#43 links136
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[QUOTE="Jester070"]this is god letting you know that you should have chosen bro's before hoes. HardcoreBunni

I'm afraid so. Well, at least I don't feel as bad for sneezing on her.

up there gods like "word"

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#44 CleanPlayer
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[QUOTE="CleanPlayer"]Hey TC, my friend bit this one girl's lip and she started to bleed, so this isn't the worst thing that could happen. HardcoreBunni

That's happened to me before. Except it was the girl who bit my lip. I kinda enjoyed it.

Besides, blood isn't as nasty as mucus.

You really know how to pick em!

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#45 HardcoreBunni
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[QUOTE="HardcoreBunni"]

[QUOTE="CleanPlayer"]Hey TC, my friend bit this one girl's lip and she started to bleed, so this isn't the worst thing that could happen. CleanPlayer

That's happened to me before. Except it was the girl who bit my lip. I kinda enjoyed it.

Besides, blood isn't as nasty as mucus.

You really know how to pick em!

Hehe, at least I got somewhere with that one. But yeah, I don't have the best of luck with women. The most embarassing thing that's ever happened to me was when I asked a girl out and I told her I really liked her and then she laughed and she said " Oh Bill, you're a real joker!". And then I stood there real serious and I said "No, I really do like you". And then she stopped laughing and she said "Oh... Listen I gotta go".

*sigh*

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#46 links136
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[QUOTE="CleanPlayer"][QUOTE="HardcoreBunni"]

[QUOTE="CleanPlayer"]Hey TC, my friend bit this one girl's lip and she started to bleed, so this isn't the worst thing that could happen. HardcoreBunni

That's happened to me before. Except it was the girl who bit my lip. I kinda enjoyed it.

Besides, blood isn't as nasty as mucus.

You really know how to pick em!

Hehe, at least I got somewhere with that one. But yeah, I don't have the best of luck with women. The most embarassing thing that's ever happened to me was when I asked a girl out and I told her I really liked her and then she laughed and she said " Oh Bill, you're a real joker!". And then I stood there real serious and I said "No, I really do like you". And then she stopped laughing and she said "Oh... Listen I gotta go".

*sigh*

The problem is that you can't just trigger a womens attraction by telling her you like her. Theres alot more to it than that.

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#47 -eddy-
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Couldn't you have aimed elsewhere?
Perhaps pull back, sneeze, then turn back to her apologizing?

That's pretty tragicomic. :)

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#48 ibiza563
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id be like eww get away from me
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#49 FierceWarrior
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i'm sorry but that was a hilarous story.

...bless you

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#50 Toriko42
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Didn't you realize you were about to sneeze I did have an embarassing moment though on my first kiss, we bumped noses :(