So for some odd reason aliens want to track their human specimens.

Early this morning, I was suppose to go to Adult-ED to get some extra credits. Well my mon all of the sudden decided that she's not going to wake me up anymore. (Or she forgot to wake me up, and decided to lie and say that she's not waking me up anymore because i'm "a young man". But it's not an issue, my brother just bought me an alarm clock:D) Anyway so I decided to go into my paarents room, they we're watching something about alien abductions on the history channel, it just came on. So me, my mom, my sister, her baby, and my nephew laid on the bed and watched it.(My dad went somewhere.)

I could tell you parts of what happened in the episode, but watching it is much more entertaining.

You must watch both of these to understand.

Video #1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pIfHOymvNA

Video#2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPUphrwgzBU&feature=related

A bonus video that you dont have to watch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXUzxk3LxR4&feature=related

Why would aliens want to be tracking us? Beats me.... And I would think that they would want a specimen in top physical condition, or do aliens not know that different humans have varying physical conditions? I'd be honored to be abducted by aliens, I'd also try to pursade them to not screw with my memory, I want to remember, and see everything, I'd also try to become they're friend. If aliens were trying to abduct you, what would you do.

Discuss.

Think of it like Zoos. We as humans track other species, why wouldn't aliens want to do the same?

Think of it like Zoos. We as humans track other species, why wouldn't aliens want to do the same?

kayn83

Well for one were in a whole other solar system. Why would they want to go all that way for? What do they want?

It is quite wierd. They travel billions of light years to stick things up our butts and mutilate cows.Cypress_290

It's probably what Young Aliens do, You know like we egg houses and stuff. Well they kill cows and stick things up our butts, Must be a great laugh to aliens.

We are all a part of a massive reality TV show where aliens watch us go to war, feud, etc all for the sake of entertainment.

...at least South Park said it best.

Well for one were in a whole other solar system. Why would they want to go all that way for? What do they want?

-Big_Red-

they could be tagging us like we do to wild animals (if you've ever seen the movie Happy Feet, it's like that Seagull).

Same reason we send probes(into space. you have a dirty mind.)to find other life.

If I met aliens, I'd try and be friendly. Second they try any of the experiment stuff, BAM! Chainsaw in the head.

[QUOTE="Cypress_290"]It is quite wierd. They travel billions of light years to stick things up our butts and mutilate cows.AnotherKill

It's probably what Young Aliens do, You know like we egg houses and stuff. Well they kill cows and stick things up our butts, Must be a great laugh to aliens.

Yeah but sticking probes up our butts is wrong, its rape, sodomy! They should go to jail.