So i am the only boy at school who doesn't have a date to the prom

For some reason, i can't get a date. I am amazingly good looking, as my mum, dad, uncle and all my cousins told me so. You may be thinking,'oh, welleveryones mom tells them that they are good looking', but no, your wrong.She use to call me ugly when i was 5,but not anymore.I just don't get it. Even the girl with 1 leg rejected me, which was substantially demoralizing in conjunction with my confidence in-front of the ladies. I am currently the laughing stock of my school, my neighborhood, and my household. And i know i'm damn good looking, because i asked a girl out, and once she had rejected me i asked her why, and she said, "your really good looking, but i'm busy on prom night." As soon as i asked her what she was actually going to be doing on prom night, she immediately walked away (at a fast pace). What do i do?? What am i doing wrong???

I am guessing this is a joke topic that I fell for?

I am guessing this is a joke topic that I feel for?GrandJury

For some reason, i can't get a date. I am amazingly good looking, as my mum, dad, uncle and all my cousins told me so. batboy113

Challenge them to a YuGiOh duel (or a Pokemon battle) with the stipulation that if they lose, they have to go to prom with you.

Ask someone at the prom to dance with his partner.

[QUOTE="GrandJury"]I am guessing this is a joke topic that I feel for?Dark__Link

ROFL, I've been laughing at your sig for the last couple of years and still can't stop doing it

XD

I don't even go to proms.

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For some reason, i can't get a date. I am amazingly good looking, as my mum, dad, uncle and all my cousins told me so. clayron

Big confidency isn't always good, y know...

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For some reason, i can't get a date. I am amazingly good looking, as my mum, dad, uncle and all my cousins told me so. t3hrubikscube

It's obvious what you did wrong... you didnt let her finnish your burger.

Meh, you've had better.Dark__Link

I agree. This one was pretty weak.

Bring a blow-up doll to the prom.

I'm serious. After you gradute people will think about how freaking awesome it was. Sure, you might get made fun of on the short-term, but it's amazing how once you graduate high-school, you leave all the losers behind and college is like crazy town with hot chicks.

Don't feel bad, I didn't even go to a prom. I never understood the big deal.GrandJury

yea, prom is overrated.

I went simply out of peer pressure and because my friend kinda hooked everyone up with a limo and alcohol and stuff, but once you get there its pretty lame.

Idunno...I imagine it'd be fun if you have a boyfriend or girlfriend but meh

I went to prom, honestly... It is EXTREMELY overrated.

You guys do know this is a joke..

Sounds like you're just straight up ugly. I'm sorry...

You guys do know this is a joke..

Wakanoid

You guys do know this is a joke..

Wakanoid

Throw your own prom, the greatest prom ever!

[QUOTE="GrandJury"]I am guessing this is a joke topic that I feel for?Dark__Link

"The prom" is a cheezy high school elitist function designed to bolster already over-inflated egos.

For some reason, i can't get a date. I am amazingly good looking, as my mum, dad, uncle and all my cousins told me so. I just don't get it. Even the girl with 1 leg rejected me, which was substantially demoralizing in conjunction with my confidence in-front of the ladies. I am currently the laughing stock of my school, my neighborhood, andmy household. And i know i'm damn good looking, because i asked a girl out, and once she had rejected me i asked her why, and she said, "your really good looking, but i'm busy on prom night." As soon as i asked her what she was actually going to be doing on prom night, she immediately walked away (at a fast pace). What do i do?? What am i doing wrong???

batboy113

Maybe your mom will take you.get-ka12

You could always ask mom.

Are you good looking, but have bad personal hygiene? Do you bathe daily? If you're an American, do you use deodorant? Do you have bad breath? Do you creep girls out, even though you look good? Do you stare at a girl's chest while you're asking her out?

If this was "the work of the under-bridge dwellers" (thanks whoever says that =D), it wasnt done very well.

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For some reason, i can't get a date. I am amazingly good looking, as my mum, dad, uncle and all my cousins told me so. clayron

I don't even go to proms.

gaminggirl8

confidence man. Don't make it seem like she's doing you a favour by going with you. Be slightly cocky (slightly) like your almost doing her a favour by asking her. "Cocky and funny" is what someone told me and it has rarely failed me since.

If you are not confident fake it with your body language, force yourself to make eye contact, and tone / choice of words. If you are in a room full of people work the room. Make light conversation with a few different groups of people (I know this can be difficult at school [I was terrible with girls in my high school days]) and then make your way to her and ask her. Open the conversation with something cocky/funny like: "What up fool?". Seriously

Even after all this time people STILL fall for Batboy's wild adventures in love... hmm.