1. Lots of high fives. It shows you are a team player.
2. Bring a bottle of booze for the interviewer. This shows you are genuine and sincere.
3. Regardless of the interviewers sex grab their butt. If they are the opposite sex this shows you know how to have fun. If they are the same sex it shows you don't judge.
4. Smack gum loudly. This shows how much you value good dental hygeine, a trait all employers look for.
5. Repeat all questions back to the interviewer in an accusatory tone. This shows that you have good listening skills.
6. Take cell phone calls during your interview. This shows you can multiask.
7. Cut the interviewer off repeatedly. This shows that you are aggresive.
8. Pick you butt and ask the interviewer to 'name that cheese'. This shows you can think out side the box.
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