So I guess I'm rich...

I just found out that I'm a very important part in a huge financial transaction. I know you're all jealous but let's face it, you're all poor peasants. I'm just better than you now. Hopefully you don't respond because I'm going to party with Paris Hilton. Thanks for the memories you poor losers.

Lagos, Nigeria.
Attention: The President/CEO

Dear Sir,

Confidential Business Proposal

Having consulted with my colleagues and based on the information gathered from the Nigerian Chambers Of Commerce And Industry, I have the privilege to request your assistance to transfer the sum of $47,500,000.00 (forty seven million, five hundred thousand United States dollars) into your accounts. The above sum resulted from an over-invoiced contract, executed, commissioned and paid for about five years (5) ago by a foreign contractor. This action was however intentional and since then the fund has been in a suspense account at The Central Bank Of Nigeria Apex Bank.

We are now ready to transfer the fund overseas and that is where you come in. It is important to inform you that as civil servants, we are forbidden to operate a foreign account; that is why we require your assistance. The total sum will be shared as follows: 70% for us, 25% for you and 5% for local and international expenses incidental to the transfer.

The transfer is risk free on both sides. I am an accountant with the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC). If you find this proposal acceptable, we shall require the following documents:

(a) your banker's name, telephone, account and fax numbers.

(b) your private telephone and fax numbers —for confidentiality and easy communication.

(c) your letter-headed paper stamped and signed.

Alternatively we will furnish you with the text of what to type into your letter-headed paper, along with a breakdown explaining, comprehensively what we require of you. The business will take us thirty (30) working days to accomplish.

Please reply urgently.

Best regards

Howgul Abul Arhu

Lol...This again? megagene

I went to Nigeria last time and was brutally assaulted but I'm confident it had nothing to do with the last E-mail I got. Totally legit this time.

:lol:

Hey... I got the same letter! Stay away from my 'easy money.' :P

All though a funny joke, calling us losers is just not nice.Montaya

Me and Paris Hilton are partying and she sees this coffee table for $300,000 she's to broke to buy it so I just say "It's on me!" Ha ha ha ha "It's on me!"

[QUOTE="Montaya"]All though a funny joke, calling us losers is just not nice.nht12101990

Me and Paris Hilton are partying and she sees this coffee table for $300,000 she's to broke to buy it so I just say "It's on me!" Ha ha ha ha "It's on me!"

what a gentlemen..

I smell a fish_Marisa_

That's the smell of my ego bask in it. Can I buy you too?

Ha! Read this:

There is a current growing global trend of cyber-crime and unfortunately in the case of Nigeria, the NNPC is prime target for use as a cover story in many of the instances. Indeed over the years, several scams have been perpetuated on victims all over the world by unsavoury characters purporting to be bona fide staff of the NNPC or contractors to NNPC or purchaser of Nigerian crude oil or contractors to the Nigerian Government.

TYPICAL NNPC SCAM LETTER

This type of scam is sometimes described as "419" as it stems from the violation of Section 419 of the Nigerian Criminal Code. The scam combines the threat of impersonation and fraud with a variation of an advance fee scheme in which a letter, email, or fax is received by the potential victim.

The communications emanating from these fraudsters are usually set along the following scenarios:

1. The recipient is offered the "opportunity" to share in a percentage of millions of dollars for assistance in placing large sums of money in overseas bank accounts. Payment of taxes, bribes to government officials, and legal fees are often described in great detail with the promise that all expenses will be reimbursed as soon as the funds are siphoned out of Nigeria or a bank account of the victim.

   The recipient is encouraged to send information to the author, such as blank letterhead stationary, bank name and account numbers, and other identifying information using a facsimile number provided in the letter.

2. The recipient is coerced into a scheme that depicts entry into a contract with the NNPC. These scams which run into millions of dollars and the supporting documents usually appear genuine unless where they are verified by appropriate officers of NNPC or the Government.

IMPORTANT NOTE: NNPC DOES NOT CONDUCT CONTRACTUAL BUSINESS BY E-MAIL OR TELEPHONE.

Please apply the following checklist to mail purportedly received from any "official of the NNPC":

• Authenticate every contract document by conducting a due diiligence and proper verification through NNPC offices in Nigeria and in London.

• If in doubt about the authenticity of any communication received, visit the Nigerian High Commission or Consulate Office in your country of residence.

• Alternatively you may wish to contact the High Commission or Consulate Office of your home country in Nigeria.

• You may send an email to mailto:scammaster@nnpcgroup.comto verify the contents of any mail purportedly emanating from the NNPC.

• Be wary of individuals who contact you by email representing themselves as NNPC or Government officials.

• Beware when asked to assist in placing large sums of money in overseas bank accounts and do not believe the promise of large sums of money for your cooperation.

• Do not reply to emails asking for personal banking information and guard your account information carefully.

• Visit the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission website to learn more about combating financial and economic crimes in Nigeria.

• Be alert and remember fraudulent malpractice in whatever form or device is investigated by the Nigerian Economic and Financial Crimes Commission which is in collaboration with the US CIA, FBI and the UK MI4 as well as Interpol.

[QUOTE="Montaya"]All though a funny joke, calling us losers is just not nice.nht12101990

Me and Paris Hilton are partying and she sees this coffee table for $300,000 she's to broke to buy it so I just say "It's on me!" Ha ha ha ha "It's on me!"

Paris Hilton? You dont gotta be rich for that

[QUOTE="megagene"]Lol...This again? nht12101990

I went to Nigeria last time and was brutally assaulted but I'm confident it had nothing to do with the last E-mail I got. Totally legit this time.

:arrow: :|

The face does not lie!

Ha! Read this:

There is a current growing global trend of cyber-crime and unfortunately in the case of Nigeria, the NNPC is prime target for use as a cover story in many of the instances. Indeed over the years, several scams have been perpetuated on victims all over the world by unsavoury characters purporting to be bona fide staff of the NNPC or contractors to NNPC or purchaser of Nigerian crude oil or contractors to the Nigerian Government.

TYPICAL NNPC SCAM LETTER

This type of scam is sometimes described as "419" as it stems from the violation of Section 419 of the Nigerian Criminal Code. The scam combines the threat of impersonation and fraud with a variation of an advance fee scheme in which a letter, email, or fax is received by the potential victim.

The communications emanating from these fraudsters are usually set along the following scenarios:

1. The recipient is offered the "opportunity" to share in a percentage of millions of dollars for assistance in placing large sums of money in overseas bank accounts. Payment of taxes, bribes to government officials, and legal fees are often described in great detail with the promise that all expenses will be reimbursed as soon as the funds are siphoned out of Nigeria or a bank account of the victim.

   The recipient is encouraged to send information to the author, such as blank letterhead stationary, bank name and account numbers, and other identifying information using a facsimile number provided in the letter.

2. The recipient is coerced into a scheme that depicts entry into a contract with the NNPC. These scams which run into millions of dollars and the supporting documents usually appear genuine unless where they are verified by appropriate officers of NNPC or the Government.

IMPORTANT NOTE: NNPC DOES NOT CONDUCT CONTRACTUAL BUSINESS BY E-MAIL OR TELEPHONE.

Please apply the following checklist to mail purportedly received from any "official of the NNPC":

• Authenticate every contract document by conducting a due diiligence and proper verification through NNPC offices in Nigeria and in London.

• If in doubt about the authenticity of any communication received, visit the Nigerian High Commission or Consulate Office in your country of residence.

• Alternatively you may wish to contact the High Commission or Consulate Office of your home country in Nigeria.

• You may send an email to mailto:scammaster@nnpcgroup.comto verify the contents of any mail purportedly emanating from the NNPC.

• Be wary of individuals who contact you by email representing themselves as NNPC or Government officials.

• Beware when asked to assist in placing large sums of money in overseas bank accounts and do not believe the promise of large sums of money for your cooperation.

• Do not reply to emails asking for personal banking information and guard your account information carefully.

• Visit the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission website to learn more about combating financial and economic crimes in Nigeria.

• Be alert and remember fraudulent malpractice in whatever form or device is investigated by the Nigerian Economic and Financial Crimes Commission which is in collaboration with the US CIA, FBI and the UK MI4 as well as Interpol.

Dracargen

You sure you want to continue this little scheme to not make me claim my rightful money so you can claim it yourself? Because I just hired Kimbo Slice as my bodyguard and he will stomp your face in with a snap.

Okay really dude, just stop. Either you always knew it was and tried to be funny. Or now you just realized its fact and trying to cover the fact you look dumb, but really just making yourself look even more dumb.cheez-it_kid

Oh my God! It's fake!? I feel like such an idiot!

[QUOTE="Dracargen"]

Ha! Read this:

There is a current growing global trend of cyber-crime and unfortunately in the case of Nigeria, the NNPC is prime target for use as a cover story in many of the instances. Indeed over the years, several scams have been perpetuated on victims all over the world by unsavoury characters purporting to be bona fide staff of the NNPC or contractors to NNPC or purchaser of Nigerian crude oil or contractors to the Nigerian Government.

TYPICAL NNPC SCAM LETTER

This type of scam is sometimes described as "419" as it stems from the violation of Section 419 of the Nigerian Criminal Code. The scam combines the threat of impersonation and fraud with a variation of an advance fee scheme in which a letter, email, or fax is received by the potential victim.

The communications emanating from these fraudsters are usually set along the following scenarios:

1. The recipient is offered the "opportunity" to share in a percentage of millions of dollars for assistance in placing large sums of money in overseas bank accounts. Payment of taxes, bribes to government officials, and legal fees are often described in great detail with the promise that all expenses will be reimbursed as soon as the funds are siphoned out of Nigeria or a bank account of the victim.

   The recipient is encouraged to send information to the author, such as blank letterhead stationary, bank name and account numbers, and other identifying information using a facsimile number provided in the letter.

2. The recipient is coerced into a scheme that depicts entry into a contract with the NNPC. These scams which run into millions of dollars and the supporting documents usually appear genuine unless where they are verified by appropriate officers of NNPC or the Government.

IMPORTANT NOTE: NNPC DOES NOT CONDUCT CONTRACTUAL BUSINESS BY E-MAIL OR TELEPHONE.

Please apply the following checklist to mail purportedly received from any "official of the NNPC":

• Authenticate every contract document by conducting a due diiligence and proper verification through NNPC offices in Nigeria and in London.

• If in doubt about the authenticity of any communication received, visit the Nigerian High Commission or Consulate Office in your country of residence.

• Alternatively you may wish to contact the High Commission or Consulate Office of your home country in Nigeria.

• You may send an email to mailto:scammaster@nnpcgroup.comto verify the contents of any mail purportedly emanating from the NNPC.

• Be wary of individuals who contact you by email representing themselves as NNPC or Government officials.

• Beware when asked to assist in placing large sums of money in overseas bank accounts and do not believe the promise of large sums of money for your cooperation.

• Do not reply to emails asking for personal banking information and guard your account information carefully.

• Visit the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission website to learn more about combating financial and economic crimes in Nigeria.

• Be alert and remember fraudulent malpractice in whatever form or device is investigated by the Nigerian Economic and Financial Crimes Commission which is in collaboration with the US CIA, FBI and the UK MI4 as well as Interpol.

nht12101990

You sure you want to continue this little scheme to not make me claim my rightful money so you can claim it yourself? Because I just hired Kimbo Slice as my bodyguard and he will stomp your face in with a snap.

Sure.:|

It seems my third cousin's niece's great-uncle was the prince of Saudi Arabia, and just died, and left his fortune to me. So long, suckers! Next time you see me, I'll be here:

I shall enjoy siphoning your gas money straight from the pump!:twisted:

[QUOTE="cheez-it_kid"]Okay really dude, just stop. Either you always knew it was and tried to be funny. Or now you just realized its fact and trying to cover the fact you look dumb, but really just making yourself look even more dumb.nht12101990

Oh my God! It's fake!? I feel like such an idiot!

Well, even if you believed it (which I doubt), you can take consolation in the fact that at least you're not as much of an idiot as the people who DID send their account information and signature over, only to have their bank accounts cleaned out.

[QUOTE="nht12101990"]

[QUOTE="cheez-it_kid"]Okay really dude, just stop. Either you always knew it was and tried to be funny. Or now you just realized its fact and trying to cover the fact you look dumb, but really just making yourself look even more dumb.pianist

Oh my God! It's fake!? I feel like such an idiot!

Well, even if you believed it (which I doubt), you can take consolation in the fact that at least you're not as much of an idiot as the people who DID send their account information and signature over, only to have their bank accounts cleaned out.

I wish I could take consolation in that, but I sent them everything!

I stopped reading at Nigeria. That country needs to get a job.omfg_its_dally

I don't know why but I am laughing so damn hard right now that was great. :lol:

I wish I could take consolation in that, but I sent them everything!

nht12101990

Sure you did.

Look, I think you're making this all up. But just in case you aren't, it's really important that you IMMEDIATELY contact your bank and let them know what's happening. You'll probably have to close the account and re-open it with new information. As for your signature - well, giving it out to strangers is just dumb.

The only thing I'd ever send people making this sort of BS offer is an e-mail with the promise that my bank information is in the attached message - except the only thing they'll find in the attached message is a virus that ***** up their computer.

[QUOTE="nht12101990"]

I wish I could take consolation in that, but I sent them everything!

pianist

Sure you did.

Look, I think you're making this all up. But just in case you aren't, it's really important that you IMMEDIATELY contact your bank and let them know what's happening. You'll probably have to close the account and re-open it with new information. As for your signature - well, giving it out to strangers is just dumb.

The only thing I'd ever send people making this sort of BS offer is an e-mail with the promise that my bank information is in the attached message - except the only thing they'll find in the attached message is a virus that ***** up their computer.

All of the money in my account is being taken out. I don't know if it's from the coffee table or what!?

Do people still fall for that? Elraptor

All of the money in my account is being taken out. I don't know if it's from the coffee table or what!?

nht12101990

Your BS is even less believable than the initial letter. :P

[QUOTE="nht12101990"]

All of the money in my account is being taken out. I don't know if it's from the coffee table or what!?

pianist

Your BS is even less believable than the initial letter. :P

I told Paris about me might not being rich and she hasn't called me back? Not only have I been robbed by Nigerians but I've lost the girl of my dreams!

[QUOTE="pianist"][QUOTE="nht12101990"]

All of the money in my account is being taken out. I don't know if it's from the coffee table or what!?

nht12101990

Your BS is even less believable than the initial letter. :P

I told Paris about me might not being rich and she hasn't called me back? Not only have I been robbed by Nigerians but I've lost the girl of my dreams!

....This isnt even funny dude. Stop attempting with all these dumb posts.

[QUOTE="nht12101990"][QUOTE="pianist"][QUOTE="nht12101990"]

All of the money in my account is being taken out. I don't know if it's from the coffee table or what!?

cheez-it_kid

Your BS is even less believable than the initial letter. :P

I told Paris about me might not being rich and she hasn't called me back? Not only have I been robbed by Nigerians but I've lost the girl of my dreams!

....This isnt even funny dude. Stop attempting with all these dumb posts.

I will tell you what's funny though you saying a Pokemon game is the greatest re-make of all time. /facepalm

[QUOTE="cheez-it_kid"][QUOTE="nht12101990"][QUOTE="pianist"][QUOTE="nht12101990"]

All of the money in my account is being taken out. I don't know if it's from the coffee table or what!?

nht12101990

Your BS is even less believable than the initial letter. :P

I told Paris about me might not being rich and she hasn't called me back? Not only have I been robbed by Nigerians but I've lost the girl of my dreams!

....This isnt even funny dude. Stop attempting with all these dumb posts.

I will tell you what's funny though you saying a Pokemon game is the greatest re-make of all time. /facepalm

Stalker much?

I said ONE of the greatest re-makes. not THE greatest.

[QUOTE="nht12101990"][QUOTE="cheez-it_kid"][QUOTE="nht12101990"][QUOTE="pianist"][QUOTE="nht12101990"]

All of the money in my account is being taken out. I don't know if it's from the coffee table or what!?

cheez-it_kid

Your BS is even less believable than the initial letter. :P

I told Paris about me might not being rich and she hasn't called me back? Not only have I been robbed by Nigerians but I've lost the girl of my dreams!

....This isnt even funny dude. Stop attempting with all these dumb posts.

I will tell you what's funny though you saying a Pokemon game is the greatest re-make of all time. /facepalm

Stalker much?

I said ONE of the greatest re-makes. not THE greatest.

Baby I just can't get enough of you.

:lol:

Hey... I got the same letter! Stay away from my 'easy money.' :P

pianist

unless it's doing pornos.............non gay pornos.

[QUOTE="Montaya"]All though a funny joke, calling us losers is just not nice.nht12101990

Me and Paris Hilton are partying and she sees this coffee table for $300,000 she's to broke to buy it so I just say "It's on me!" Ha ha ha ha "It's on me!"

later tonight afer shes had about 9 gallons of vodka and rum all of her roting cheese fungus middle school science experiment crotch will be on you too.