So I just woke up. I have no pants on and theres a dead hooker in my trunk.

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#1 JackMcSexbeard
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What should I do?

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#2 yellowandmushy
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How long has she been dead?
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Tap Dance?
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#4 CommanderShiro
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Same stuff happened to me last week man. Can't give you advice though.
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#5 Shiggums
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Put on pants.
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Give it to a friend and hope he enjoys it.
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#7 deactivated-5e7f221e304c9
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I would tap it. :| J/K >__>
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#8 -KinGz-
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What should I do?

JackMcSexbeard

A barrel... oh wait.

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#9 JackMcSexbeard
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Put on pants.Shiggums

I cant find any but shes wearing a skirt and fishnet stockings maybe I could them on?

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The question isn't what, it's wh......actually yeah I guess it would be.
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#11 Shiggums
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[QUOTE="Shiggums"]Put on pants.JackMcSexbeard

I cant find any but shes wearing a skirt and fishnet stockings maybe I could them on?

may wanna steal her wig, makeup, and shirt too

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Necrophilia.
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#13 sovereign_22
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i love the smell of dead hooker in the morning
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#14 Mutatedbloodelf
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The plug is located on the back of your throat, pull it and you will be released from this reality.
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pat yourself on the back
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Get a wood chipper and go all Fargo on her ass.
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#17 JackMcSexbeard
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[QUOTE="JackMcSexbeard"]

[QUOTE="Shiggums"]Put on pants.Shiggums

I cant find any but shes wearing a skirt and fishnet stockings maybe I could them on?

may wanna steal her wig, makeup, and shirt too

consider it done

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bury the body
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#19 Helloiseeu
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hump dead body!

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#21 -KinGz-
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Get a wood chipper and go all Fargo on her ass.whos_next000

:lol: this cracked me up

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#22 JackMcSexbeard
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hump dead body!

Helloiseeu

Ive done as much humping as I can but the human body can only give so much

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#23 -KinGz-
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What should I do?

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I resisted it once but... it's unbearable...

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#26 -TheSecondSign-
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Do what I did.

Set the car to go over a bridge into a lake, but do it when noone's around.

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#27 JackMcSexbeard
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Do a Barrel Roll!yellowandmushy

How do you think I get around?

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#28 -KinGz-
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[QUOTE="yellowandmushy"]Do a Barrel Roll!JackMcSexbeard

How do you think I get around?

LMAO!!! :lol: best thread this week so far.

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#29 lzorro
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Umm sorry this is out of my league....
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