So I punched this Jerk for no reason

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#1 jrhawk42
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So I'm hanging out in a small field last night freezing my balls off and I see this jerk running towards me in a hoodie. This dude is running right at me, and I don't know WTF he's on, cause it's the middle of winter and he's just wearing a hoodie. He's going to rob me or what not so I punch him in the face just as he's about to reach me. As I'm getting out my cell phone to call the cops, and going to check to see that he's all right he runs off.

My hand's broken and hurts like a mother. I had to go to the hospital. I filed a police report, but the cops don't really think they'll catch the guy.

Now I'm stuck at home on pain meds, and might have to be in caste for 6 weeks. I was just minding my own business and this guy runs at me for no reason... Why are people such *** holes?

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#2 EmpCom
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So you broke your hand punching him and he ran off. You might need to learn how to punch
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#3 mfp16
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this exact same story was just posted a few days ago...
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#4 xTheExploited
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You do know that the thread you are joking about was made from a thread about someone punching a random. The original one was serious. You should have made it "I saw some guy hit another guy for no reason". :P
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#5 iginlawasup
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Well, one suggestion to you. I am a boxer. One thing I have learned that you should always avoid punching someone in the head. In the ring, you have gloves on and it won't hurt your hand. Thats why you should aim for the soft parts (stomach etc). The other thing is one rule of self defense is "don't be there". You shouldn't be hanging out in a dark park. You don't know if that guy had a knife, so if you get the chance, run!

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#6 unholymight
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Was it ... a Falcon Punch?
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This bad attempt at being funny is bad and you should feel bad.
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#8 mfp16
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I don't get why people think simply copy and pasting someone else's thread is supposed to be funny?

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#9 Jaysonguy
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So you broke your hand punching him and he ran off. You might need to learn how to punchEmpCom

I don't think there's any might about it

Either that or be tested for a deficiency in his bones

Throwing a punch should not result in someone being injured that badly unless you do it wrong or you have something wrong healthwise

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You do know that the thread you are joking about was made from a thread about someone punching a random. The original one was serious. You should have made it "I saw some guy hit another guy for no reason". :PxTheExploited
Yeah, this one kinda fails, since it's the exact same story. :P
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#11 lightleggy
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omg so it was you!

So I'm hanging out in a small field last night freezing my balls off and I see this jerk running towards me in a hoodie. This dude is running right at me, and I don't know WTF he's on, cause it's the middle of winter and he's just wearing a hoodie. He's going to rob me or what not so I punch him in the face just as he's about to reach me. As I'm getting out my cell phone to call the cops, and going to check to see that he's all right he runs off.

My hand's broken and hurts like a mother. I had to go to the hospital. I filed a police report, but the cops don't really think they'll catch the guy.

Now I'm stuck at home on pain meds, and might have to be in caste for 6 weeks. I was just minding my own business and this guy runs at me for no reason... Why are people such *** holes?

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omg so it was you?! thanks genious...I was just jogging minding my own business and you broke my nose! I thought you were going to murder me! I also filled a police report, prepare to get arrested soon!
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omg so it was you?! thanks genious...I was just jogging minding my own business and you broke my nose! I thought you were going to murder me! I also filled a police report, prepare to get arrested soon!lightleggy
So let me get this straight. In the same period of two or three days, two guys who both have GS accounts were running and both happened to punch some guy in a hoodie who also had a GS account.
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#13 lightleggy
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[QUOTE="lightleggy"]omg so it was you?! thanks genious...I was just jogging minding my own business and you broke my nose! I thought you were going to murder me! I also filled a police report, prepare to get arrested soon!Razor-Lazor
So let me get this straight. In the same period of two or three days, two guys who both have GS accounts were running and both happened to punch some guy in a hoodie who also had a GS account.

yes I dont know what the hell is wrong with this guy...I was just running with a hoodle! I dont have any winter coat! so what? you thought I was gonna rob you?!