So I stepped on a roach

The small ones, NYC ones to be exact :P

It had somthing sticking out and it made a popping sound when I killed it, was that roach pregnant? Did I kill its babies? :cry:

I killed this huge fly once. After poking the corpse a bit, I found out that the fly was carrying several maggots in its uterus. Then I killed all the maggots. Pretty awesome, no?Lab392

That's impossible. Either they were a foreign species which was a parasite of the fly, or they were merely fly eggs. Flies don't give live births, they lay eggs which hatch later. So either they were just eggs and you only thought they were maggots, or they were some other kind of animal that was using the fly as a host.

The small ones, NYC ones to be exact :P

It had somthing sticking out and it made a popping sound when I killed it, was that roach pregnant? Did I kill its babies? :cry:

JIT93

NO! Lois...you killed Lois!:cry:

EWWW MAKE SURE YOU KILLED! I DESPISE ROACHES! KILL IT THEN BURN ITS BODY!MetaKirbyfan14

I think that those giant Madagascar hissing roaches are cool. They're among the largest roaches on the planet, at more than 3 inches in length. And they hiss at you when they get mad. They're awesome.

Anyway, I once saw this story about a robotics company that used a roach to control a robot. See, they built this 3 foot tall robot, and put a roach in the cockpit. They basically tethered the roach in place, and positioned it over a trackball so that its feet were touching the ball. Since roaches are nocturnal, they tend to run away from bright lights. So they designed the robot so that every time the robot got near an object, a sensor would cause a bright light to flash in the roach's cockpit, making the roach run away from the bright light and avoid the obstacle.

So basically...they took a cockroach and let it control a gigantic robotic "mech".

Next step...attach a gun to the robot and make the gun fire whenever the roach gets hungry.

THIS is why roaches will be the only thing surviving the upcoming nuclear holocaust. Because when the dust settles, the roaches will have giant mechanized battle suits, and WE won't.

[QUOTE="Lab392"]I killed this huge fly once. After poking the corpse a bit, I found out that the fly was carrying several maggots in its uterus. Then I killed all the maggots. Pretty awesome, no?MrGeezer

That's impossible. Either they were a foreign species which was a parasite of the fly, or they were merely fly eggs. Flies don't give live births, they lay eggs which hatch later. So either they were just eggs and you only thought they were maggots, or they were some other kind of animal that was using the fly as a host.

Well the same thing happened to me and they certaintly looked like maggots... I think the flesh fly gives birth to live young, maybe that was it.

[QUOTE="Lab392"]I killed this huge fly once. After poking the corpse a bit, I found out that the fly was carrying several maggots in its uterus. Then I killed all the maggots. Pretty awesome, no?MrGeezer

That's impossible. Either they were a foreign species which was a parasite of the fly, or they were merely fly eggs. Flies don't give live births, they lay eggs which hatch later. So either they were just eggs and you only thought they were maggots, or they were some other kind of animal that was using the fly as a host.

That's what I was about to say :x

Run for your life man, the other roaches are going to chase you :o-Shooter-

Just don't let their big cousins get me :cry:

[QUOTE="Panzer-schreck"]I thought this thread would be about how you stepped on a roach, but there was still a little weed in there, and so you bent down, picked it up, and smoked the little bit that remained -- but didn't get high.999realthings

Murderer.EMOEVOLUTION