So If Tommorow was a Zombie Apocalypse (What would you do ?)

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#1 Young_Charter
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Go to Walmart and get all the rifles and hunting weapons there, Grab a baseball bat, And get twinkies (Zombieland insider). And go to gamestop and get some video games and have 3 of my friends accompany me 24/7 to live the Left 4 Dead/Dead Island life.

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#2 Infinite_Access
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Guess what... you are already dead. you went to walmart... worst decision possible. Go to your grandfathers gun closet that you never knew he had that lives out in the booneys.

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#3 Necrifer
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Guess what... you are already dead. you went to walmart... worst decision possible. Go to your grandfathers gun closet that you never knew he had that lives out in the booneys.

Infinite_Access

Then discover that granddad has been storing up supplies and building reinforcements for fifty years for this exact scenario.

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#4 MissLibrarian
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I would:

a) Load my guns and ammo into the car.

b) Go to the marina and acquire a hybrid motor/sailboat.

c) Live out my days in the sunshine of the South Pacific.

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#5 Infinite_Access
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[QUOTE="Infinite_Access"]

Guess what... you are already dead. you went to walmart... worst decision possible. Go to your grandfathers gun closet that you never knew he had that lives out in the booneys.

Necrifer

Then discover that granddad has been storing up supplies and building reinforcements for fifty years for this exact scenario.

he was there when they started doing the chemical testing on humans... "learned to much" and was removed from his position in "the agency"

You just thought he was some crazy old cooke

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#6 Young_Charter
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Guess what... you are already dead. you went to walmart... worst decision possible. Go to your grandfathers gun closet that you never knew he had that lives out in the booneys.

Infinite_Access
But I had Axe Deodorant spary and a Lighter n a bottle of alcohol rubbing ;)
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#7 Necrifer
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But I had Axe Deodorant spary and a Lighter n a bottle of alcohol rubbing ;)

Young_Charter

Flaming zombies will only make things much worse.

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#8 berserker2389
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Try to make it to my best friends house who has an m4, .308 rifle, and some pistols then decide from there what we are going to do
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#9 Young_Charter
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[QUOTE="Young_Charter"]

But I had Axe Deodorant spary and a Lighter n a bottle of alcohol rubbing ;)

Necrifer

Flaming zombies will only make things much worse.

I'll stick a cherry bomb in it :D
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Well getting guns in England would be nearly impossible. So I would have to get out of town and into the country side where I could hide easier.

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#11 Alter_Echo
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1. Gather people

2. Get Guns, food, other supplies

3. Find a tall building close to places that we could restock at.

4. Get elevated.

5. Secure the entry points to be easily defended.

In that order.

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#12 Martel100
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Well getting guns in England would be nearly impossible. So I would have to get out of town and into the country side where I could hide easier.

toast_burner

And this is why only America (and i guess parts of Africa and the Middle East) could survive a zombie apocalypse. We're the only nation that has more guns than people!

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#13 TehFuneral
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1) Barricade the house.

2) Continue studying for my finals.

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#14 metallica_fan42
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Go upstairs, because the people I live under are avid hunters with multiple guns. Then try and link up with the first person I can get a hold of.
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#15 MissLibrarian
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Well getting guns in England would be nearly impossible.

toast_burner
Not if you're prepared for this eventuality!
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#16 postbodetje
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i will go to the city mall and do nothing.

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#17 Kcube
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I have come to this conclusion

News reporting how to prepare for a zombie out break

May 21 doomsday stuff

Zombie Jesus tommorow

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#18 Victorious_Fize
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Go to my dad's battalion and arm myself!

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#19 Verge_6
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Load up my guns, ammunition, water, MREs, family, etc. and heat out to the Rocky Mountains.

Come at me, zombie bros.

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#20 MushroomWig
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I live in the UK...so I'm already screwed. xD
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#21 194197844077667059316682358889
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Immediately kill myself to escape being in such an overwhelmingly tired cliche
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#22 MissLibrarian
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I live in the UK...so I'm already screwed. xDMushroomWig

I am sick and tired of all the UK defeatist talk! I for one am going to survive the Z.A. All it takes is a bit of forward planning.

Were you never in the Scouts? :P

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#23 Firebird-5
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become a zombie

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#24 Victorious_Fize
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Immediately kill myself to escape being in such an overwhelmingly tired clichexaos

Wow, that's hilariously original, yet sad.

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#25 MushroomWig
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[QUOTE="MushroomWig"]I live in the UK...so I'm already screwed. xDMissLibrarian

I am sick and tired of all the UK defeatist talk! I for one am going to survive the Z.A. All it takes is a bit of forward planning.

Were you never in the Scouts? :P

Nope! Never in the girl scouts. xD I have awful survival skills, knowing my luck I'd be the zombie that causes the whole thing in the first place. xD
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#26 Ghost_702
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This depends on the type of zombies. If they're Shaun of the Dead style and really slow and dumb, I would probably just stay in my house until I find out about an actual more secure location to go to. I am sure the first secure location stated in the news will become infected shortly, so that's why I will wait. I already have enough fire power and shell reloading equipment to last me a while. If however the zombies are crazy fast and strong, busting through walls and ceilings I Am Legend Style, I would gather guns, ammo, food, etc. and drive to somewhere a lot safer than my house.
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#27 horgen  Moderator
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Zombies can't swim, can they?
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#28 Treflis
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Get out of the populated places for starters, Possibly head north.
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#29 MushroomWig
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Zombies can't swim, can they? horgen123
They could in 'Land Of The Dead'. xD
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#30 SPYDER0416
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Use my car and drive to my friend's house who has a gun. Wal Mart is too obvious, everyone would head there and the same goes for malls, leaving town, gun shops, hospitals etc. Too many people jammed together makes it too easy for a fast spread of infection and makes the people there sitting ducks.

Its best to be as far from others as possible with the smallest group you can have.

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#31 zeldaluff
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Die, probably.

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#32 jimy1475
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plant some plants on the grass and then defend

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#33 Mephers
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Probably masterbate then think about what ill do with the remaining time. Then regret wasting time on masterbating when things are so dire

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#34 horgen  Moderator
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[QUOTE="horgen123"]Zombies can't swim, can they? MushroomWig
They could in 'Land Of The Dead'. xD

Hmm okay... I'm wondering if it is a good idea to travel to an island or not.
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#35 MushroomWig
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[QUOTE="MushroomWig"][QUOTE="horgen123"]Zombies can't swim, can they? horgen123
They could in 'Land Of The Dead'. xD

Hmm okay... I'm wondering if it is a good idea to travel to an island or not.

The way I see it...zombies don't breath so I don't see why they couldn't. xD
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#36 kuraimen
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I'll unite with whichever side Jesus Zombie is kicking ass in.
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#37 Young_Charter
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Load up my guns, ammunition, water, MREs, family, etc. and heat out to the Rocky Mountains.

Come at me, zombie bros.

Verge_6

AWESOME man :)

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#38 Overlord93
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I live in the country, zombies are gunna be few and far between. I'll grab a blunt object, I got a couple air guns that would be good for blunt force if nothing else. Other than that, live life normally.
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#39 Sunfyre7896
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[QUOTE="toast_burner"]

Well getting guns in England would be nearly impossible. So I would have to get out of town and into the country side where I could hide easier.

Martel100

And this is why only America (and i guess parts of Africa and the Middle East) could survive a zombie apocalypse. We're the only nation that has more guns than people!

Not necessarily. According to World War Z, some African countries would survive because A: They have millions of guns and ammo and B: They're used to using them on other people daily. I think some of those countries would be fine. Less buildings to hide in but massive amounts of dead zombies due to heads being blown off. . .

I would definitely try to get guns and supplies and go to the country, especially any nearby mountains to hole up in. Preferrably bow, crossbow, katana, bats, things that are more silent but still get the job done.

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#40 MushroomWig
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In the UK we call them "Chavs".
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#41 turtlethetaffer
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I have a group of friends and I that would plan what to do. It involves suiting out a house to be like a fortress, machine guns, an driving an SUV through the front of a sporting goods store and attatching chainsaws to the doors. Yeah I've thought it out.

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This.

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#43 horgen  Moderator
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[QUOTE="MushroomWig"] The way I see it...zombies don't breath so I don't see why they couldn't. xD

As do I. I also don't see a reason to why they should float. Sure they can just walk over at the bottom of the ocean, but if you are living in a boat, they should have some serious trouble reaching you
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#44 Young_Charter
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This.Wilfred_Owen
*looks at sig* ROMONA :D
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#45 BalaminienGS
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IF Slow :

Cross the border into America and do everything I can to get my hands on WW2 guns and vehicles and uniforms. This of coarse if the zombies where slow, which I've always imagined if were the case, a ZA wouldn't be that bad.

IF Fast:

1. position myself in a comfortable sitting position

2. Space my legs out

3. Bend myself downwards

4. Place head Between legs

5. Kiss my A$$ goodbye.

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#46 Avian005
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This.Wilfred_Owen
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#47 martinX3X
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As my english teacher always said, "the best way to kill a zombie is with a sword". No need for ammo and no reloading. It also wouldn't take much skill to use a sword since zombies are slow anyway. Why do you think swords are NEVER in zombie movies or games? It would simply be too easy.

So if there is in fact a zombie apocalypce, i'll just borrow one of my friend's samurai swords and protect my house.

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#48 MushroomWig
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As my english teacher always said, "the best way to kill a zombie is with a sword". No need for ammo and no reloading. It also wouldn't take much skill to use a sword since zombies are slow anyway. Why do you think swords are NEVER in zombie movies or games? It would simply be too easy.

So if there is in fact a zombie apocalypce, i'll just borrow one of my friend's samurai swords and protect my house.

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Good luck fighting a horde of zombies with a sword. xD
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First thing i would do is gather weapons and ammo. I would find a large SUV/VAN etc.. something with enough room to sleep in if possible, but mainly enough room to store supplies. Have a trailer (for more supplies).. Then off to get food/water and find somewhere safe away from populated areas that is secure.. ie, zombies can't get in, has a roof and multiple exits (incase zombies did get in). Then id work on booby trapping everything outside (mine fields etc, although traps that can be reused would work best).
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#50 SPBoss
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Well getting guns in England would be nearly impossible. So I would have to get out of town and into the country side where I could hide easier.

toast_burner
Which is why it took me 3 years to get a firearms license. If you go to a gun club it will be easier to get one, i live in london :) anyway i would grab my crossbow, pistol and rifle. Steal a dead persons car and try and get to a small island.. sorted