So I'm thinking about casting revenge on my roommate

We work together, and she drives me to and from work all the time mostly because she happens to work most of the same shifts as me. We happen to be very friendly with eachother, and infact I feel as if our relationship has crossed the line that seperates roommates and friends.

ANYWAYS, her bf was in town and one of us was allowed to leave early one night, I knew she wanted to see him, but I didnt want to be left because transit shuts down after midnight. so she convinced me by promising a ride after work and an 1/8th of... you know, the good ****... My manager also says, since we worked again the next day, that I would be cut early the next time and that my roommate would stay to close. so I said fine, that'sa generous compromise, so i stayed.

So I call her to pick me up and she has the nerve to see if she can get out of picking me up. I had to talk her into it after 5 minutes and her stupid drunk b/f butting in and interrupting everywhere inbetween. I end up waiting like an hour and some minutes when it shouldn't have been more than 30 minutes. it turns out they wanted a quick romp before giving two ****'s about me. FINE... right? WRONG

She then tells me that she isn't going to give me that eight she promised me, cause she ended up getting what she wanted. So now I'm more mad. But hey, I'm an easy going dude, so I let it slide.

The next day we worked, she ends up getting cut before me again. and with that she snuck off. I found out and started running and yelled at her, we argued in front of customers and my manager told me to get back inside cuz i was in uniform making a scene. my roommate does not apologize or nothing, did not leave me a note and I was screwed out of a ride. my boss ends up apologizing to me cuz she completely forgot i was supposed to go home early.

So I call my roommate after work and ask her for a ride, we argued back and forth about how she stole my cut time and knew it, she laughs and says she'll pick me up. another hour long wait.

NO APOLOGIES nothing. I'm pissed, we just finished bickering a little right now actually.

MY REVENGE?!?! I am thinking about stealing her car and waiting for a call to pick her up and leave her waiting for an hour.

I tried talking to her but she has this defense mechanism where she'll just tune out the hate, turn up the radio to ignore. ANYTHING. she doesn't want to communicate so I'm gonna go with the good old fashioned, action speaks louder than words.

what do you guys think. and please, don't have any sympathy for her just cause she's a girl, she's a big girl now. As bad as what I'm planning on doing may be, I think it'll be good for us, it'll show her how bad she's made me felt recently and probably help the communication problem she has.

No, you should pick her up three hours late and when she goes to the passenger side, have a dead and bloody goat sitting there.Jaks_Secret

This.

You mean casting... like a spell?Cube_of_MooN

Do you do the voodoo?

[QUOTE="Cube_of_MooN"]You mean casting... like a spell?Jaks_Secret

Do you do the voodoo?

Are you just mad at her or do you not care about the friendship anymore.

If you simply dont care about the friendship, go ahead screw her over as you wish.

But if your just bitter, try calming down and being the mature one. Talk to her and tell her that you weren't expecting such actions from a friend, so on and so forth.

Bad relations with the roommate are never a good thing.

[QUOTE="Jaks_Secret"]

[QUOTE="Cube_of_MooN"]You mean casting... like a spell?Cube_of_MooN

Do you do the voodoo?

:lol:

Dude. Revenge sounds like a kickass spell.

Wonder what lvl mage you got to be to cast it....

No, you should pick her up three hours late and when she goes to the passenger side, have a dead and bloody goat sitting there.Jaks_Secret

[QUOTE="Cube_of_MooN"][QUOTE="Jaks_Secret"]

[QUOTE="Cube_of_MooN"]You mean casting... like a spell?dreamdude

Do you do the voodoo?

:lol:

Dude. Revenge sounds like a kickass spell.

Wonder what lvl mage you got to be to cast it....

I think you have to be OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!

Sorry, couldn't help myself.

Take photos of you tea bagging her in her sleep and post 'shopped versions of it with pedobear, weegee and "how do I look guy" all over Gamespot.

Or just take/hide her car keys. Infinitely easier to explain to cops.

buy a car? why is it always her having to give you a lift?

as for your agreement and her breaking it... it may be frustrating if she doesnt act like she is sorry or whatever... but dude, just take the higher ground.

buy a car? why is it always her having to give you a lift?

as for your agreement and her breaking it... it may be frustrating if she doesnt act like she is sorry or whatever... but dude, just take the higher ground.

geodisicdome

buy a car? if i had the money to afford one don't you think i would? you think i like biking 8 km to work all the time, rain or sun? if i could I would have believe me.

and as for those who are saying "what if she calls the cops?" by the time she found out and called the police, and if they did their job and found the car it would be parked outside of her house. and there would be no proof i stole it.

fact is, she would know to call me first, and leave the cops out of it since she's driving on a suspended license anyways, shows how much you guys know for making ASSumptions

[QUOTE="geodisicdome"]

buy a car? why is it always her having to give you a lift?

as for your agreement and her breaking it... it may be frustrating if she doesnt act like she is sorry or whatever... but dude, just take the higher ground.

-theCHUD-

buy a car? if i had the money to afford one don't you think i would? you think i like biking 8 km to work all the time, rain or sun? if i could I would have believe me.

and as for those who are saying "what if she calls the cops?" by the time she found out and called the police, and if they did their job and found the car it would be parked outside of her house. and there would be no proof i stole it.

fact is, she would know to call me first, and leave the cops out of it since she's driving on a suspended license anyways, shows how much you guys know for making ASSumptions

It looked as if you didn't indicate this factor in the original post. :( Also about the no proof factor, there's a bizarre remote chance she knows the milage on her car before/after every trip. :|

Anyway, I'm not sure how much MP Revenge is gonna cost to cast it, but when you seek revenge in the end it seeks you out. :? Just tell her she can pay for her own gas if she's gonna be disrespectful like that.

We work together, and she drives me to and from work all the time mostly because she happens to work most of the same shifts as me. We happen to be very friendly with eachother, and infact I feel as if our relationship has crossed the line that seperates roommates and friends.

ANYWAYS, her bf was in town and one of us was allowed to leave early one night, I knew she wanted to see him, but I didnt want to be left because transit shuts down after midnight. so she convinced me by promising a ride after work and an 1/8th of... you know, the good ****... My manager also says, since we worked again the next day, that I would be cut early the next time and that my roommate would stay to close. so I said fine, that'sa generous compromise, so i stayed.

So I call her to pick me up and she has the nerve to see if she can get out of picking me up. I had to talk her into it after 5 minutes and her stupid drunk b/f butting in and interrupting everywhere inbetween. I end up waiting like an hour and some minutes when it shouldn't have been more than 30 minutes. it turns out they wanted a quick romp before giving two ****'s about me. FINE... right? WRONG

She then tells me that she isn't going to give me that eight she promised me, cause she ended up getting what she wanted. So now I'm more mad. But hey, I'm an easy going dude, so I let it slide.

The next day we worked, she ends up getting cut before me again. and with that she snuck off. I found out and started running and yelled at her, we argued in front of customers and my manager told me to get back inside cuz i was in uniform making a scene. my roommate does not apologize or nothing, did not leave me a note and I was screwed out of a ride. my boss ends up apologizing to me cuz she completely forgot i was supposed to go home early.

So I call my roommate after work and ask her for a ride, we argued back and forth about how she stole my cut time and knew it, she laughs and says she'll pick me up. another hour long wait.

NO APOLOGIES nothing. I'm pissed, we just finished bickering a little right now actually.

MY REVENGE?!?! I am thinking about stealing her car and waiting for a call to pick her up and leave her waiting for an hour.

I tried talking to her but she has this defense mechanism where she'll just tune out the hate, turn up the radio to ignore. ANYTHING. she doesn't want to communicate so I'm gonna go with the good old fashioned, action speaks louder than words.

what do you guys think. and please, don't have any sympathy for her just cause she's a girl, she's a big girl now. As bad as what I'm planning on doing may be, I think it'll be good for us, it'll show her how bad she's made me felt recently and probably help the communication problem she has.

-theCHUD-

You can get into BIG trouble if you do that. Do something smaller, like sticking bugs in her bed or something while video tapping it. Mature? No. But revenge isnt mature at all.

EDIT: Oh suspended license? Hm..... :oops:

So you are pissed at her because she did not want to be your taxi for a night?

Humm ok....

If you want to get back at her...poke pin holes in her diaphragm and/or her condom stash...

Sleep with her.tidus_swain

I second this.

I'm not sure what you do, but remember this: "Revenge is best served cold"

You are obviously a litle bit on the dramatic side in terms of personality.

First, chill out.

Second, yes you should be a little upset since she promised you a ride but did not deliver. With that said, you should be understanding because when youre in a long-distance relationship, you need to spend time with your boyfriend/girlfriend, just like she did.

Third, revenge is bad, mmmkay?

Fourth; dude, an 1/8 is like fifty bucks worth...did you really expect her to just give you 50 bucks worth of ganj? Dont get your hopes up next time.

Fifth, she is your roommate. You have to live with her, so be the bigger person and just overlook this. If this boyfriend comes to visit a few days a month, you should problably go ahead and rearrange other travel plans, or exchange those "early days off" with her while her boyfriend is in town.

Still, she messed up, she should at least apologize.

b****es? What cha going do?damann22

rape?

No, you should pick her up three hours late and when she goes to the passenger side, have a dead and bloody goat sitting there.Jaks_Secret

I would do that in his situation.

We work together, and she drives me to and from work all the time mostly because she happens to work most of the same shifts as me. We happen to be very friendly with eachother, and infact I feel as if our relationship has crossed the line that seperates roommates and friends.

ANYWAYS, her bf was in town and one of us was allowed to leave early one night, I knew she wanted to see him, but I didnt want to be left because transit shuts down after midnight. so she convinced me by promising a ride after work and an 1/8th of... you know, the good ****... My manager also says, since we worked again the next day, that I would be cut early the next time and that my roommate would stay to close. so I said fine, that'sa generous compromise, so i stayed.

So I call her to pick me up and she has the nerve to see if she can get out of picking me up. I had to talk her into it after 5 minutes and her stupid drunk b/f butting in and interrupting everywhere inbetween. I end up waiting like an hour and some minutes when it shouldn't have been more than 30 minutes. it turns out they wanted a quick romp before giving two ****'s about me. FINE... right? WRONG

She then tells me that she isn't going to give me that eight she promised me, cause she ended up getting what she wanted. So now I'm more mad. But hey, I'm an easy going dude, so I let it slide.

The next day we worked, she ends up getting cut before me again. and with that she snuck off. I found out and started running and yelled at her, we argued in front of customers and my manager told me to get back inside cuz i was in uniform making a scene. my roommate does not apologize or nothing, did not leave me a note and I was screwed out of a ride. my boss ends up apologizing to me cuz she completely forgot i was supposed to go home early.

So I call my roommate after work and ask her for a ride, we argued back and forth about how she stole my cut time and knew it, she laughs and says she'll pick me up. another hour long wait.

NO APOLOGIES nothing. I'm pissed, we just finished bickering a little right now actually.

MY REVENGE?!?! I am thinking about stealing her car and waiting for a call to pick her up and leave her waiting for an hour.

I tried talking to her but she has this defense mechanism where she'll just tune out the hate, turn up the radio to ignore. ANYTHING. she doesn't want to communicate so I'm gonna go with the good old fashioned, action speaks louder than words.

what do you guys think. and please, don't have any sympathy for her just cause she's a girl, she's a big girl now. As bad as what I'm planning on doing may be, I think it'll be good for us, it'll show her how bad she's made me felt recently and probably help the communication problem she has.

-theCHUD-

show no mercy, no remorse.

just pure hate filled revenge

Grand Theft Auto sounds like the best plan. What could go wrong?metallica_fan42

[QUOTE="geodisicdome"]

buy a car? why is it always her having to give you a lift?

as for your agreement and her breaking it... it may be frustrating if she doesnt act like she is sorry or whatever... but dude, just take the higher ground.

-theCHUD-

buy a car? if i had the money to afford one don't you think i would? you think i like biking 8 km to work all the time, rain or sun? if i could I would have believe me.

and as for those who are saying "what if she calls the cops?" by the time she found out and called the police, and if they did their job and found the car it would be parked outside of her house. and there would be no proof i stole it.

fact is, she would know to call me first, and leave the cops out of it since she's driving on a suspended license anyways, shows how much you guys know for making ASSumptions

do what i do get an electiric bike, lol i bought mine for around 250 bucks and it helps me cycle to my martial arts classes and back which is roughly 8 km there and 8km back. And i know im a bit lazy but got any idea how tired i am when i finsih if it wasnt for the motor i wouldnt be able to cycle back

[QUOTE="Jaks_Secret"]No, you should pick her up three hours late and when she goes to the passenger side, have a dead and bloody goat sitting there.Luminouslight

I would do that in his situation.

And apparently, the best suggestion so far. You are the third person to agree with me. Dead goats = awesome.

Here is what you do. You take a small piece of pvc pipe and drill a hole in it. Then you tape it to a 2-liter bottle of diet coke. Next take a nail that is smaller than the hole and hot glue a piece of string to it and stick it into the hole. After that you take a pack of Mentos and put them on top of the nail. Then you go to her car, prop it up inside of it so it would be pointing at her when she opens it. Then shut the door and tie the string to it. Procede to exit from the other door.

P.S. Be sure to do this just before you know she will be getting in or the fizz will escape.

alright here's the deal, I aint gonna steal her car (for now) as the day has gone by, we've argued more and more and I've faked promised her gas. i aint giving her ANY money for gas, and I know this'll boil her blood cause I promised it, just like she promised me an 1/8th which she never delivered. So i'll keep telling her I'm paying, and come tonight when she's about to leave to go home for canada day, I'll straight up tell her I ain't paying **** and she'll fight for a long time with me about it till she finally gives in and leaves. so she'll pay for gas she was under the impression would be paid for, and go home late cause of me, and it'll completely leave her pissed for the whole night. I think thats a fair exchange for pissing me off. no felonies, no danger, just pure white lies.-theCHUD-

why dont you just make out with her already