So i've got a fight coming up...

Punch him in the face.Can't go wrong.

Alternatively, you could meet his mother.And go from there...

Drop on your knees and beg for mercy, that'd end the fight pretty quick.Treflis

[QUOTE="Treflis"]Drop on your knees and beg for mercy, that'd end the fight pretty quick.specialzed

You must mean business.

The only real solution I see here is to make sure a huge crowd of people are there, and then challenge him to a Pokemon card duel. If he turns it down he'll be laughed away. The crowd will then surge forward and hoist you up into the air in celebration.DigitalExile

[QUOTE="Treflis"]Drop on your knees and beg for mercy, that'd end the fight pretty quick.specialzed

Be the better man and don't fight. Of course you'll have to defend yourself if you must but there is never anything wrong with simply letting the other person know all you want to do is talk about it. Just out of curiosity, how did your friend bring out the worse in you?

[QUOTE="specialzed"][QUOTE="Treflis"]Drop on your knees and beg for mercy, that'd end the fight pretty quick.AAllxxjjnn

wait for him to punch first and if your quick like you say you are hell be off guard since hes fat. then take a shot to the face then push him down... i think you can take it from there. also there is a technique called aikedo look it up on youtube then take classes my friend. its very useful

[QUOTE="AAllxxjjnn"][QUOTE="specialzed"] See I wasnt raised to take crap like you, Ive been in many fights, just noone this fat.MgamerBD

[QUOTE="Treflis"]Drop on your knees and beg for mercy, that'd end the fight pretty quick.specialzed

If you really can dance circles around him, circle to your right and while using your momentum, kick him with your left leg on the ribs on his right side. If you're successful, he'll keel over very fast because the liver shot is incredibly painful.
Here are some good techniques I used when I first started out 7-8 years ago. the basics still work
http://www.ultimatejujitsu.com/learn-jujitsu-techniques/brazilian-jiu-jitsu-techniques.shtml

The basics like the headlock escape and mount escapes are pretty useful considering this guy you know probably does not know muh about fighting.

http://www.ehow.com/video_2346857_hook-off-jab-boxing-training.html

Any of the boxing/muay thai combos shown in the videos on this site are helpful. I still drill them a lot.

Better to not fight, but if the other guy starts to fight, it's your job to finish it........

If you are going to fight him then, simply use your agility. Do it like they do in boxing, just try to dodge any of his punches, stay on your toes and swing when the moment is right.xTheExploited

What about Yu-gi-oh? Ive always found it as an effective solution for my problems. Oh the problems its solved, so many problems fixed by those cards....lobodob

All he has to do... is believe... in the heart of the cards.

[QUOTE="xTheExploited"]If you are going to fight him then, simply use your agility. Do it like they do in boxing, just try to dodge any of his punches, stay on your toes and swing when the moment is right.specialzed

A planned fight is foolish pride at best. Fighting is more heat of the moment, I couldn't see not rationalizing alternate options when given time to think about how fighting is probably the dumbest option. You should fight to protect yourself, not over a petty dispute. Fights can end really ugly with one of you in jail and the other the hospital.warbmxjohn

[QUOTE="Treflis"]Drop on your knees and beg for mercy, that'd end the fight pretty quick.specialzed

Wow. This is sad. Just the fact that you're coming onto a gaming forum to ask for advice in your little school yard fight just makes me laugh. It almost seems like you're here to brag about it like you're some sort of tough guy. I can just imagine some little nerdy guy fighting his fat dumbass friend while everyone watches and laughs at you guys. Don't get into a fight. It's a waste of time.RockysCatnipCo

[QUOTE="warbmxjohn"]A planned fight is foolish pride at best. Fighting is more heat of the moment, I couldn't see not rationalizing alternate options when given time to think about how fighting is probably the dumbest option. You should fight to protect yourself, not over a petty dispute. Fights can end really ugly with one of you in jail and the other the hospital.DeeJay-88-

A planned fight is foolish pride at best. Fighting is more heat of the moment, I couldn't see not rationalizing alternate options when given time to think about how fighting is probably the dumbest option. You should fight to protect yourself, not over a petty dispute. Fights can end really ugly with one of you in jail and the other the hospital.warbmxjohn

I hope the fat huys wins, he might if TC follows GS advice :D This is to funny..... hip-hop-cola2

[QUOTE="warbmxjohn"]A planned fight is foolish pride at best. Fighting is more heat of the moment, I couldn't see not rationalizing alternate options when given time to think about how fighting is probably the dumbest option. You should fight to protect yourself, not over a petty dispute. Fights can end really ugly with one of you in jail and the other the hospital.DeeJay-88-

Throw haduken fireballs?xaos