So my martial arts teacher is trying to pick up my mom...

My sensais wife just died not to long ago, and he's been flirting with my mom non-stop. Even sexual things... *sigh* I left the martial arts place about 1-2 months ago, but my brother still remains... And on top of my that my moms married... /facepalm. She's not even interested at all.

Thoughts?

Kick his ass!

Oh wait.

you'd think he'd mourn for at least a bit, but at least he getting back onto the horse

you'd think he'd mourn for at least a bit, but at least he getting back onto the horse

dAvIdguY349

If it was that bad your mother would take your brother out of the program. Sounds like you are overreacting or your mother is interested in him. Since you can't beat him up try getting him drunk and have him lose a bunch of bets to you then sell his debt to some local bookies or loan sharks. They'll probably take care of him.

EDIT: You probably lack the resources to do this. Just threaten to sell his debt to loan sharks and he'll probably leave town.

We're going to need pics of your mom before we progress.

We're going to need pics of your mom before we progress.

Pirate700

We're going to need pics of your mom before we progress.

Pirate700

If it was that bad your mother would take your brother out of the program. Sounds like you are overreacting or your mother is interested in him. Since you can't beat him up try getting him drunk and have him lose a bunch of bets to you then sell his debt to some local bookies or loan sharks. They'll probably take care of him.

WheresKinggiAt

Tell him to back off, a man of his position should know better.

[QUOTE="WheresKinggiAt"]

If it was that bad your mother would take your brother out of the program. Sounds like you are overreacting or your mother is interested in him. Since you can't beat him up try getting him drunk and have him lose a bunch of bets to you then sell his debt to some local bookies or loan sharks. They'll probably take care of him.

Wakanoid

He just want to show your mom how to wax on and wax off. Nothing wrong with that.

Train with me and my martial arts teacher

you will be able to take that guy in no time.

[QUOTE="Wakanoid"][QUOTE="WheresKinggiAt"]

If it was that bad your mother would take your brother out of the program. Sounds like you are overreacting or your mother is interested in him. Since you can't beat him up try getting him drunk and have him lose a bunch of bets to you then sell his debt to some local bookies or loan sharks. They'll probably take care of him.

He just want to show your mom how to wax on and wax off. Nothing wrong with that.

kidsmelly

[QUOTE="WheresKinggiAt"]

If it was that bad your mother would take your brother out of the program. Sounds like you are overreacting or your mother is interested in him. Since you can't beat him up try getting him drunk and have him lose a bunch of bets to you then sell his debt to some local bookies or loan sharks. They'll probably take care of him.

Wakanoid

[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

[QUOTE="Wakanoid"] No, believe me. It's obvious. My mom would take my brother out, but he's home schooled and its the only social time he gets. I mean... He told my mom that his "parts" are soft lately. Then he tells one of the students to take care of the class and he goes and sits beside my mom for most of it and talks to her? The things he's said to her in private my mom has told me, she's getting really uncomfortable, but like I said, it's just because my brother likes it there.Wakanoid

[QUOTE="kidsmelly"]

He just want to show your mom how to wax on and wax off. Nothing wrong with that.

Dman0017

Then maybe tell her to look for his hidden dragon :lol:

[QUOTE="WheresKinggiAt"]

If it was that bad your mother would take your brother out of the program. Sounds like you are overreacting or your mother is interested in him. Since you can't beat him up try getting him drunk and have him lose a bunch of bets to you then sell his debt to some local bookies or loan sharks. They'll probably take care of him.

Wakanoid

[QUOTE="Wakanoid"][QUOTE="Pirate700"]With all due respect, maybe your mom likes his advances. I know it may be gross to you as her son but if she hasn't done anything about it.....

[QUOTE="Dman0017"][QUOTE="kidsmelly"]

He just want to show your mom how to wax on and wax off. Nothing wrong with that.

kidsmelly

Then maybe tell her to look for his hidden dragon :lol:

[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

[QUOTE="Wakanoid"] She feels really uncomfortable, she really doesn't know what to do. I'm pretty sure if she liked his advances she would've... Would I get modded for saying it?Wakanoid

[QUOTE="Wakanoid"][QUOTE="Pirate700"]Not necessarily. She can like his advances and not want to actually sleep with the guy. Middle aged women just like to feel "hot" still sometimes.

Also, why isn't your dad kicking this guy's ass if she's that uncomfortable? Something about this story makes no sense.

EDIT: Didn't see the message that your father is a scumbag. More than likely she likes this dude's advances. If she really doesn't just follow my earlier advice about ruining his life.

To tell you the truth, I find it a little disturbing that she is telling you any of this at all. She should be dealing with it herself, not telling her son about sexual advances men make towards her.

Pirate700

a boys best friend is his mother :twisted:

Also, why isn't your dad kicking this guy's ass if she's that uncomfortable? Something about this story makes no sense.

WheresKinggiAt

[QUOTE="Dman0017"][QUOTE="kidsmelly"]

He just want to show your mom how to wax on and wax off. Nothing wrong with that.

kidsmelly

Then maybe tell her to look for his hidden dragon :lol:

[QUOTE="Pirate700"]To tell you the truth, I find it a little disturbing that she is telling you any of this at all. She should be dealing with it herself, not telling her son about sexual advances men make towards her.

Dman0017

a boys best friend is his mother :twisted:

[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

[QUOTE="Wakanoid"] Then what would be the need for her coming to me and telling me all this stuff when I didn't even know anything?Wakanoid

Also, why isn't your dad kicking this guy's ass if she's that uncomfortable? Something about this story makes no sense.

EDIT: Didn't see the message that your father is a scumbag. More than likely she likes this dude's advances. If she really doesn't just follow my earlier advice about ruining his life.

[QUOTE="WheresKinggiAt"]

Also, why isn't your dad kicking this guy's ass if she's that uncomfortable? Something about this story makes no sense.

Wakanoid

[QUOTE="kidsmelly"]

[QUOTE="Dman0017"] i'm betting he wants to show her his crouching tiger.ghoklebutter

Then maybe tell her to look for his hidden dragon :lol:

[QUOTE="kidsmelly"]

[QUOTE="Dman0017"] i'm betting he wants to show her his crouching tiger.ghoklebutter

Then maybe tell her to look for his hidden dragon :lol:

You could always gone with he just wants to enter her dragon.

[QUOTE="Wakanoid"][QUOTE="WheresKinggiAt"]

If it was that bad your mother would take your brother out of the program. Sounds like you are overreacting or your mother is interested in him. Since you can't beat him up try getting him drunk and have him lose a bunch of bets to you then sell his debt to some local bookies or loan sharks. They'll probably take care of him.

WheresKinggiAt

Dude, I've got to write that stuff down, for future instances, you sound like you're a professional at this sort of thing.

[QUOTE="ghoklebutter"][QUOTE="kidsmelly"]

Then maybe tell her to look for his hidden dragon :lol:

kidsmelly

You could always gone with he just wants to enter her dragon.

Hairy Tiger, Standing Dragon?

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You could always gone with he just wants to enter her dragon.

kidsmelly

[QUOTE="Wakanoid"][QUOTE="WheresKinggiAt"]

Also, why isn't your dad kicking this guy's ass if she's that uncomfortable? Something about this story makes no sense.

[QUOTE="WheresKinggiAt"]

[QUOTE="Wakanoid"] No, believe me. It's obvious. My mom would take my brother out, but he's home schooled and its the only social time he gets. I mean... He told my mom that his "parts" are soft lately. Then he tells one of the students to take care of the class and he goes and sits beside my mom for most of it and talks to her? The things he's said to her in private my mom has told me, she's getting really uncomfortable, but like I said, it's just because my brother likes it there.TheGrayEye

Dude, I've got to write that stuff down, for future instances, you sound like you're a professional at this sort of thing.

[QUOTE="WheresKinggiAt"]

[QUOTE="Wakanoid"] She's not telling my father. He'd FLIP. Completely FLIP. And my mom doesn't wanna take my brother out of the school cause it's basically his social time.Wakanoid

[QUOTE="Wakanoid"][QUOTE="WheresKinggiAt"]Well since you are too much of a wimp to handle this yourself you should just tell your father yourself. This whole situation makes no sense. I'm sure there are other martial arts places she could go to. If she doesn't want to tell the father you just aren't getting the whole story.

You have to fight for your right to party.

You tell your father or have your mom tell him. Her not telling him could be due to the fact that she actually likes this martial arts masters advances. She could just be telling you that it makes her uncomfortable to cover it up cuz she really likes it

Would you consider your mom a MILF? If so I'll need pics to verify that.

Would you consider your mom a MILF? If so I'll need pics to verify that.

UserBane