So someone dumped flour all over my car tonight....

I am almost positive I know who it is. I'm not going to lie I was ******* pissed. If it weren't for the fact that I could get in serious trouble I'd slash the person's tires. That being said I'd rather not pay an extensive fine or go to jail so I need ideas of how to get this person back.

My idea so far is to pour maple syrup all over the car, cover it in waffles, through a bunch of flour on top and then ceran wrap it all.

Any thoughts or ideas?

Pour corn syrup in his gas tank. :DConformestClone

Was the flour wet?BumFluff122

Parts of it were. It took me twenty minutes to get it off my windshield just so I could drive home. The car is still covered in it. Dumping flour on a car just isn't funny. That's just a good way to piss someone off. Like me. And I'm going to make sure the person gets it at least three times as bad.

[QUOTE="ConformestClone"]Pour corn syrup in his gas tank. :D-Hells_Gate-

Just reading that made me lol'd :lol:

It also gives me ideas >.> I wanna try something like that tonight.

And your paint is screwed... also I want pics.

Update: After three car washes and using a scraper over the entire car it looks ok. Parts of the flour are cemented on there and it either will come off with time or it just won't come off at all. I got a few comments at the car wash too.

Anwyay. Corn syrup down the gas tank will probably ruin their engine. The person I'm dealing with is a woman and a complete *****. She will involve the police if it is something that drastic. I just need something to piss her off.

P.S. I don't have pics. I was worried about getting it off and I didn't think about it. I could take some after scrubbing and washing pictures but it wouldn't be very exciting.

the people of OT have come up with some good suggestions TC, I strongly advise you to follow through with them or else I will be disappointed andyboiii

Key the dude's car like a pissed off girlfriend.

Whatever you do, make sure you film it. :lol:

[QUOTE="-Hells_Gate-"][QUOTE="ConformestClone"]Pour corn syrup in his gas tank. :DPost-Carnage

Get about 8 burly people together and move her car somewhere impossible to get out of.dchan01

1. go to his car

2. poop in air filter

3. ???????

4. profit

all im gonna say

Okay after some internet searching this is what I came up with.

I have a dog. He poops a lot and we put it all in this hole that we dig out every year or so. I could dig a bunch of it out, put it in a bucket and mix it with water to make a dog **** sort of paste and put it all over her car. THEN, put some super glue underneath the driver's side handle. Then I think I would throw some flour and shaving cream all over it as a finishing touch. Lastly (just as a scare), I would leave a half empty bag of sugar laying beside her car with a the gas tank cover open. I wouldn't actually put any in though. Seeing as that could actually get the police involved. Still, it might scare her and she might waste time/money draining her gas tank just to find there was none in there.

Get a bag of pee and throw it at her car.

poop in air filterSAGE_OF_FIRE

That's from one of the GTA IV talk show, right ? :lol:

[QUOTE="SAGE_OF_FIRE"]poop in air filterGamer4Iife

That's from one of the GTA IV talk show, right ? :lol:

[QUOTE="-Hells_Gate-"][QUOTE="ConformestClone"]Pour corn syrup in his gas tank. :DPost-Carnage

LOL thats funny -sorry- but it is

I like your maple syrup idea though

Put an oxygen tank in her engine.

I'm gonna lol when the person you "think" did it winds up being the wrong person. :lol:
Anyways corn syrup + engine = comeback
BladeOfHeaven

Nooo. Don't want to go to jail. Sorry.

Ok i have the ultimate idea. Go to her house, covered in flour and blood, and scream as she opens the door "I need to get my wife to a hospital - WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?"Ninja-Hippo

Dude... you are one person I am NEVER going to piss off :lol:

Last update. She admitted it. This girl is crazy anyway. I told her to **** off and never talk to me again.

I decided I won't do anything to her car. I'd rather just live my life and let her continue being a moron. As long as she leaves me alone I'm fine. :)

EDIT: God what the hell... Some number I do not recognize sent me a picture of some guy's penis I don't even know what to do about that.

Last update. She admitted it. This girl is crazy anyway. I told her to **** off and never talk to me again.

I decided I won't do anything to her car. I'd rather just live my life and let her continue being a moron. As long as she leaves me alone I'm fine. :)

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