So this girl I've been hanging with told me her Zombie Apocalypse Fantasies.

We were blazing on the swingset at my pool and we heard a noise in the woods. She then said it must be the zombies and then proceded to tell me how that if they do take over we'll ride to wal-mart to get guns and tvs. She also has a tongue ring. Keeper?

We were blazing on the swingset at my pool and we heard a noise in the woods. She then said it must be the zombies and then proceded to tell me how that if they do take over we'll ride to wal-mart to get guns and tvs. She also has a tongue ring. Keeper?

shadow1988

Why guns AND tvs? Like, for news updates?

And yes, she sounds like a keeper, but only if she would blow your head off once you're bitten and keep fighting till the very end ..

[QUOTE="shadow1988"]

We were blazing on the swingset at my pool and we heard a noise in the woods. She then said it must be the zombies and then proceded to tell me how that if they do take over we'll ride to wal-mart to get guns and tvs. She also has a tongue ring. Keeper?

my_mortal_coil

Why guns AND tvs? Like, for news updates?

And yes, she sounds like a keeper, but only if she would blow your head off once you're bitten and keep fighting till the very end ..

Well I can't give you an accurate decision if she is a keeper or not until I heard the whole plan. You need more of a game plan then just go to walmart get guns and tvs.

[QUOTE="my_mortal_coil"]

[QUOTE="shadow1988"]

We were blazing on the swingset at my pool and we heard a noise in the woods. She then said it must be the zombies and then proceded to tell me how that if they do take over we'll ride to wal-mart to get guns and tvs. She also has a tongue ring. Keeper?

shadow1988

Why guns AND tvs? Like, for news updates?

And yes, she sounds like a keeper, but only if she would blow your head off once you're bitten and keep fighting till the very end ..

Woop! Read that too fast the first time if you know what I mean.

whenever a girl tells you a zombie apocalypse fantasy, that means that she wants you and bad.

Well I can't give you an accurate decision if she is a keeper or not until I heard the whole plan. You need more of a game plan then just go to walmart get guns and tvs.

SavageM2

[QUOTE="shadow1988"]

[QUOTE="my_mortal_coil"]

Why guns AND tvs? Like, for news updates?

And yes, she sounds like a keeper, but only if she would blow your head off once you're bitten and keep fighting till the very end ..

SavageM2

Woop! Read that too fast the first time if you know what I mean.

[QUOTE="SavageM2"]

Well I can't give you an accurate decision if she is a keeper or not until I heard the whole plan. You need more of a game plan then just go to walmart get guns and tvs.

shadow1988

Well that is pretty good so far. I would say a keeper. Unless she manages to get bitten. Then uh, well you'll now what to do. :|

We were blazing on the swingset at my pool and we heard a noise in the woods. She then said it must be the zombies and then proceded to tell me how that if they do take over we'll ride to wal-mart to get guns and tvs. She also has a tongue ring. Keeper?

shadow1988

[QUOTE="shadow1988"]

We were blazing on the swingset at my pool and we heard a noise in the woods. She then said it must be the zombies and then proceded to tell me how that if they do take over we'll ride to wal-mart to get guns and tvs. She also has a tongue ring. Keeper?

ruffluffs

Pay no attention to this guy ...

We were blazing on the swingset at my pool and we heard a noise in the woods. She then said it must be the zombies and then proceded to tell me how that if they do take over we'll ride to wal-mart to get guns and tvs. She also has a tongue ring. Keeper?

shadow1988

Sounds like a whole lot of fun! :P

Everyone knows a girl with a zombie plan is a keeper.

Its great that she has the zombie apocalypse covered but has she properly thought out the robot uprising as well?

Add to her tongue ring and give her a wedding ring!

Shes certainly not goth. A little metal but not goth at all. Afterwards she suggested we watch Grandma's Boy. Thats some points in my book.

We were blazing on the swingset at my pool and we heard a noise in the woods. She then said it must be the zombies and then proceded to tell me how that if they do take over we'll ride to wal-mart to get guns and tvs. She also has a tongue ring. Keeper?

shadow1988

very yes.

but only if shell still let you hit it if she becomes a zombie or dies

We were blazing on the swingset at my pool and we heard a noise in the woods. She then said it must be the zombies and then proceded to tell me how that if they do take over we'll ride to wal-mart to get guns and tvs. She also has a tongue ring. Keeper?

shadow1988

We were blazing on the swingset at my pool and we heard a noise in the woods. She then said it must be the zombies and then proceded to tell me how that if they do take over we'll ride to wal-mart to get guns and tvs. She also has a tongue ring. Keeper?

shadow1988

yeah i blazed with that girl once, and she said that she had a fetish for rotting flesh. so i put her to the test and introduced her to my zmbi_dog and she was very hesitant to pet him. so i discarded her like a loosing hand in poker, and i guess she found you. sucks to be you:P when the zmbi_apocalypse does happen i'll be scavenging for food, booze and sawd-off shotguns...tv's will be worthless at that point. oh yeah, what kind of arsenal will you two be able to find at wally-world? ppl will have ak's and frag grenades, and all you two will have are pellet guns. guess who will win? j/k tc. she sounds cool enough to keep around.

Marry her. Now.

If a girl brings up a zombie apocalypse all on her own then she is definitely more interesting than 90% of the girls out there. Possible keeper.

[QUOTE="my_mortal_coil"]

[QUOTE="shadow1988"]

We were blazing on the swingset at my pool and we heard a noise in the woods. She then said it must be the zombies and then proceded to tell me how that if they do take over we'll ride to wal-mart to get guns and tvs. She also has a tongue ring. Keeper?

shadow1988

Why guns AND tvs? Like, for news updates?

And yes, she sounds like a keeper, but only if she would blow your head off once you're bitten and keep fighting till the very end ..

[QUOTE="shadow1988"]

We were blazing on the swingset at my pool and we heard a noise in the woods. She then said it must be the zombies and then proceded to tell me how that if they do take over we'll ride to wal-mart to get guns and tvs. She also has a tongue ring. Keeper?

zmbi_gmr

yeah i blazed with that girl once, and she said that she had a fetish for rotting flesh. so i put her to the test and introduced her to my zmbi_dog and she was very hesitant to pet him. so i discarded her like a loosing hand in poker, and i guess she found you. sucks to be you:P when the zmbi_apocalypse does happen i'll be scavenging for food, booze and sawd-off shotguns...tv's will be worthless at that point. oh yeah, what kind of arsenal will you two be able to find at wally-world? ppl will have ak's and frag grenades, and all you two will have are pellet guns. guess who will win? j/k tc. she sounds cool enough to keep around.

She has obviously watched way too many horror movies there is no zombies in excitence and never will be everHawkEye1997

well i stand to be corrected.when the appocalypse does happen i'm going to do mybest to find you shadow:twisted:

She has obviously watched way too many horror movies there is no zombies in excitence and never will be everHawkEye1997

Keeper. Sounds like you could play some L4D with her! :P

She must be "the One" for you. The year 2012 is coming up soon, buddy.

No.

sounds like an emo... cut your chances and run ;) pun ownageJUV3N1L3

lol

Shadow1988: "I really like you"

Girl: "Zombies will take over the world"

lol

Shadow1988: "I really like you"

Girl: "Zombies will take over the world"

Serraph105

this made me :lol:

Yea she is a keeper. Just lay her off the acid for a while... I think she is getting acid induced night mares...