So what do you do when your parents walk in?

When it happens, I usually just sit there and wait until they leave.

Nothing, the mood is killed.

I follow insanity wolf's advice.

Ask if they want to join.cd_rom

I look 'em right in the eye and say, "it ain't pretty, but damn does it feel good."

[QUOTE="cd_rom"]Ask if they want to join.xhellcatx

Depends on what I am doing. Sexual acts; they know better. And I know better not to do them while anyone is home or awake. Plus my bedroom is in the attic, so I have my privacy. Anything else, I could care less. I usually answer their inquiriesand send them on their way.

[QUOTE="xhellcatx"][QUOTE="cd_rom"]Ask if they want to join.dunl12496

I follow insanity wolf's advice.

poseidonwest

They can never catch me.Not with my vulcan hearing.

if its my dad, he'll just come over and pat me on the back and walk away, if it was my mom should would just turn around quickly and it will never be brought up again, if it was my dog he would just look at me and then probably also start licking him-self. yeah

They can never catch me.Not with my vulcan hearing.

Lto_thaG

[QUOTE="xhellcatx"][QUOTE="dunl12496"] You won't.cd_rom

Look at them awkwardly and continue.

You have not lived until you've blown a load on the family table eyeing your father and screaming "I'm a man! YOU DON'T OWN ME!"

Or something.

They can't walk in since my door is always locked although that's mainly to keep my grandma from coming in any time she wants to.

You have not lived until you've blown a load on the family table eyeing your father and screaming "I'm a man! YOU DON'T OWN ME!"

Or something.

Try to hide and pretend nothing was happening.

Offer them my firmest of handshakes.

Offer them my firmest of handshakes.

ChiSoxBombers

[QUOTE="ChiSoxBombers"]

Offer them my firmest of handshakes.

Avistann

Offer them my firmest of handshakes.

Almost got caught once. Parents thought I was doing homework or playing a game.

Phew... I hadn't quite started yet...

Gonna delete that from the ole' memory banks now...

do what i did lol

If it's anything sexually related then I usually wait until no one's home anyway, I can actually control my sex drive, y'know. ****ing some girl's brains out with your old man in the room downstairs isn't a wise move, if you get walked in on it's more than likely your own fault for causing such a horribly awkward situation by your own lack of common sense.

If it's anything sexually related then I usually wait until no one's home anyway, I can actually control my sex drive, y'know. ****ing some girl's brains out with your old man in the room downstairs isn't a wise move, if you get walked in on it's more than likely your own fault for causing such a horribly awkward situation by your own lack of common sense.

tythewarrior

[QUOTE="tythewarrior"]

If it's anything sexually related then I usually wait until no one's home anyway, I can actually control my sex drive, y'know. ****ing some girl's brains out with your old man in the room downstairs isn't a wise move, if you get walked in on it's more than likely your own fault for causing such a horribly awkward situation by your own lack of common sense.

Avistann

Wait until you know your parents are on their way back then. Bonus points if she orgasms as they're unlocking the front door.

[QUOTE="Avistann"][QUOTE="tythewarrior"]

If it's anything sexually related then I usually wait until no one's home anyway, I can actually control my sex drive, y'know. ****ing some girl's brains out with your old man in the room downstairs isn't a wise move, if you get walked in on it's more than likely your own fault for causing such a horribly awkward situation by your own lack of common sense.

tythewarrior

Wait until you know your parents are on their way back then. Bonus points if she orgasms as they're unlocking the front door.

yup, you might just wait.

Me : "My D*** itches"

Dad: Damn! so does mine"

Me: "So let's do it"

ok, when i saw this thread my first thought was, "oh, god they're not talking about what I think they're talking about" and then i was dumb enough to click it. my only response to what i've read is "wow"

Not gonna happen, I've got eyes like a hawk and hearing like a mother******* bat.