So you find an $100 bill on the street

EDIT: Question has changed.

The $100 bill is sitting in a wet pool of piss. Do you pick it up?

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Results of pre-change where question was "And it's got an obvious piss stain on it. Do you pick it up?":

9 - yes

2 - no

Well, piss is sterile...

you gotta have to do more than just piss to keep me away from a 100 dollar bill

I would pick it up and wrap it with some random object from my pockets and waste it on whatever I want.

I would turn it over to the police. No one claims it after 3 months, then its mine.Jd1680a

I'll piss on it again then give it to the police. :lol:

Even in a pool of piss I would still take it.

I'd wipe it off on something. But, yeah, it's still a hundred dollars. :D

It's a free hundred bucks. Piss isn't going to stop me. LZ71

I'd move it out of the liquid with my foot first, pick it up with my sleeve, then promptly go to the bank and put it in my account.

For $100 bucks, I could easily afford a new jacket and then some.

[QUOTE="Jd1680a"]I would turn it over to the police. No one claims it after 3 months, then its mine.supa_badman

lol yea i was gonna say...

Can't the police just say they had someone claim the money and just keep it for themselves?

One person was already a fool enough to have money loose to where it can fall from his/her grasp, don't need another one saying, "Here!! I found this. you keep it instead!"

Yes. As notes are plastic the urine would simply wash off and it would be as good as new

I wouldn't take money from R. Kelly.

I would pick it up, take it home and wash it off with some soap and water, let it dry in the sun, go buy an 18pk of beer, then finally, I'd keep the change as profit.

i sure do

It could be in a pile of diarrhea and I'd still pick it up. A bill is a bill.

It could be in a pile of diarrhea and I'd still pick it up. A bill is a bill.

rcignoni

I'd wipe off the crap/piss for anything $20 or higher.

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It could be in a pile of diarrhea and I'd still pick it up. A bill is a bill.

Atmanix

I'd wipe off the crap/piss for anything $20 or higher.

I could see that, from what I know about you. In fact, isn't that kind of your fetish?

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[QUOTE="rcignoni"]

It could be in a pile of diarrhea and I'd still pick it up. A bill is a bill.

UltimoIce

I'd wipe off the crap/piss for anything $20 or higher.

I could see that, from what I know about you. In fact, isn't that kind of your fetish?

I like to keep it in jars in my bedroom. I take hoarding to a whole new level.

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[QUOTE="Atmanix"]

I'd wipe off the crap/piss for anything $20 or higher.

Atmanix

I could see that, from what I know about you. In fact, isn't that kind of your fetish?

I like to keep it in jars in my bedroom. I take hoarding to a whole new level.

Do you water them to see if they grow?

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[QUOTE="rcignoni"]

It could be in a pile of diarrhea and I'd still pick it up. A bill is a bill.

I'd wipe off the crap/piss for anything $20 or higher.

I could see that, from what I know about you. In fact, isn't that kind of your fetish?

yes, dry it off and go shopping.

Get some gloves possibly and pick it up..

Not picking it up with my bare hands...

Sure. Maybe I'd pick it up with a stick and air dry it first, but yeah, I'd take that

I would turn it over to the police. No one claims it after 3 months, then its mine.Jd1680a

I'm way too balla to be bothered with a single Benjamin, homie.