So you walk in on your wife cheating on you with

An adult male grizzly bear. He immediately grabs you, throws you to the other side of the bedroom by your shirt, then stands in the doorway.

What do?

i ask him to do me next.politely ofcourse.

Threesome, duh; wouldn't be my first with a bearxaos

i ask him to do me next.politely ofcourse.

VaguelyTagged

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i ask him to do me next.politely ofcourse.

Head_of_games

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i ask him to do me next.politely ofcourse.

Head_of_games

I'd make a grab for his pic-a-nic baskets.

i ask him to do me next.politely ofcourse.

I'd make a grab for his pic-a-nic baskets.

ThePerro

I'd have to kick him in his dangling bear scotum

So ne**** had to bring that stuff here huh?

My house has an anti-bear shield, but if it somehow made it in I'd shoot it.

I'd ask if I could be his nullo.clayron

I would fight him and win, but just bearly.

I would fight him and win, but just bearly.

Film-Guy

I see what you did there.....

I would immediately proceed to wrestle with the grizzly. No one gets with my wife!yentlequible

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i ask him to do me next.politely ofcourse.

VaguelyTagged

I'd have to kick him in his dangling bear scotum

broken_bass_bin

[QUOTE="yentlequible"]I would immediately proceed to wrestle with the grizzly. No one gets with my wife!Theokhoth

Start stripping :oops:

[QUOTE="clayron"]I'd ask if I could be his nullo.xaos

I would fight him and win, but just bearly.

Film-Guy

Find out that my wife was a closet furry, and leave her after this horrifying discovery (and for the cheating, too, of course).

Grab my trusty shotgun of course....JasonDarksavior

I would tell him to just bear with me or this will have a grizzly outcome raiden509

I'd wrestle him with my bare hands.

I would negotiate a threesome using grunts and growls.

[QUOTE="JasonDarksavior"]Grab my trusty shotgun of course....clayron

[QUOTE="JasonDarksavior"]Grab my trusty shotgun of course....clayron

"Oh please pleeeeeease don't rip off my face, I suck **** 100x better than that ho you just banged I swear!!!!"

[QUOTE="raiden509"]I would tell him to just bear with me or this will have a grizzly outcome xaos

I'd video tape them doing it and post it on the internet of course.