Soldier assaulted by 30 Taliban fighters; wins

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#1 Ninja-Hippo
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SORRY IF OLD

What an absolute badass. He's a sentry at a checkpoint on his own when he hears a noise and goes to check it out. Turns out it's 30 Taliban and they're launching an attack on his position. He is so certain that he's going to die that he decides he MUST take down as many as he can before he does. In doing so he uses:

400 rounds of ammunition.

17 grenades.

1 land mine.

He then ran out of ammo. At that point the Taliban tried to climb over the walls, so he detached the machine gun from its stand and used the tripod to BEAT THEM OFF THE WALL. And so they retreat, he doesn't die and can live the rest of his life knowing he fought 30 Taliban and won.

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#2 imaps3fanboy
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I didn't know Mark Gormley was in the military!
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#3 deactivated-5fc147aeeb0aa
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I didn't know Mark Gormley was in the military!imaps3fanboy
He isn't, Chuck Norris is in the military however.

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#4 spamsauce
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What a beast :shock:
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#5 imaps3fanboy
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[QUOTE="imaps3fanboy"]I didn't know Mark Gormley was in the military!sherman-tank1

He isn't, Chuck Norris is in the military however.

Mark Gormley brought down Chuck norris from one shift of his power stance. Might want to research before you post.
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#6 Iantheone
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O.O Wow, thats insane.
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#7 GabuEx
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This guy is pretty boss right here.

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#8 Mr_Cumberdale
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Strategic camping at its best!
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#9 789shadow
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This guy will find Bin Laden.

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#10 Gamingclone
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Thats insane!

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#11 ferrari2001
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He is pretty much the coolest soldier of all time!
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#12 spawnassasin
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dudes a badass beast

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#13 xLFTMx
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Goku could've done it.

That is impressive though.

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#14 Tauruslink
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That's pretty awesome!
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#15 __Chris__
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[QUOTE="imaps3fanboy"]I didn't know Mark Gormley was in the military!sherman-tank1

He isn't, Chuck Norris is in the military however.

You're both wrong. Its Rambo.

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#16 imaps3fanboy
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[QUOTE="sherman-tank1"]

[QUOTE="imaps3fanboy"]I didn't know Mark Gormley was in the military!__Chris__

He isn't, Chuck Norris is in the military however.

You're both wrong. Its Rambo.

Not sure if serious. Half of a Mark Gormley power stance could bring him down. Bring better competition or leave!
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#17 Big_Bad_Sad
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Gurkhas are hard as nails.
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#18 deactivated-5fc147aeeb0aa
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[QUOTE="__Chris__"]

[QUOTE="sherman-tank1"]He isn't, Chuck Norris is in the military however.

imaps3fanboy

You're both wrong. Its Rambo.

Not sure if serious. Half of a Mark Gormley power stance could bring him down. Bring better competition or leave!

You do know what BC stands for right? Before Chuck.

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#19 imaps3fanboy
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[QUOTE="imaps3fanboy"][QUOTE="__Chris__"]

You're both wrong. Its Rambo.

sherman-tank1

Not sure if serious. Half of a Mark Gormley power stance could bring him down. Bring better competition or leave!

You do know what BC stands for right? Before Chuck.

Depiction of the "fight" between Mark Gormle and Chuck Norris

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#20 chrisrooR
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Wow, that's insane. He's lucky to be alive.
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#21 deactivated-5fc147aeeb0aa
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Depiction of the "fight" between Mark Gormle and Chuck Norris

imaps3fanboy

Chuck is the one taking the picture and he added subtitles for the deaf to understand what he said to Mark.

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Wow that is quite impressive.
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#23 fidosim
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And Mel Gibson thought he was badass when he killed that platoon of Redcoats in The Patriot.
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#24 sonofsmeagle
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Are you kidding me, thats a Gurkha, if anything he should have killed 29 of them, followed the last one back to his camp and proceeded to kill another 200 with just a short sword,

those guys are so badass

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Bet that boosted up his k/d ratio! :o pretty epic
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#27 6matt6
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I bet he used his killstreaks.

What a whimp.

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#28 deactivated-5fc147aeeb0aa
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I bet he used his killstreaks.

What a whimp.

6matt6

What a noob.

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#29 Verge_6
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Gurkhas gonna Gurkh.

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#30 Seajack
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Bravo Zulu, Sergeant! Sounds like he already has his spot in Valhalla! Thanks for sharing, AWESOME STORY!
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#31 Fundai
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Good for him, but he still hasn't beaten my record :P

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#32 SUD123456
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That Gurkha is impressive.

He should get together with this Gurkha and form a 2 man superhero team.

Riding a train that gets swarmed by robbers, and armed only with his Kukri (traditional curved knife) he:

Savesa young lady from being raped in front of her parents

By fendingoff 40 train robbers

Killing 3

Wounding another 8

And driving off the rest

And recovers 400,000 Indian rupees in cash, 40 gold necklaces, 200 cell phones, and 40 laptops that the robbers had stolen from the train passengers

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#33 TF626
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Gurkha's are badass. One of the finest fighting forces in the British Army.

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Camping is a legitimate strategy.
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#35 nobodylive
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That's some call of duty type stuff.
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#36 Desulated
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Move over, Chuck Norris. This guy takes your title.

He BEATED them with a tripod? :lol: That's....amazing XD

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Campers...
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#38 JustPlainLucas
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I beat you he was a Battlefield player and not a Call of Duty player. :P
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#39 DivergeUnify
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Pretty sure 30:1( not even really 30:1 seeing as how he didn't die) is some 1337 hax right there
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#40 LostProphetFLCL
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Man, he bested my best game of CoD.:|

I was happy to go 30-1 on a VIDEO GAME, that guy went 30-0 in REAL LIFE!!!

Such a badass!

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#41 MgamerBD
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Its pretty easy after you get the chopper gunner killstreak.
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#42 berserker2389
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Its pretty easy after you get the chopper gunner killstreak.MgamerBD
Dogs>chopper gunner :P
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#43 DivergeUnify
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Man, he bested my best game of CoD.:|

I was happy to go 30-1 on a VIDEO GAME, that guy went 30-0 in REAL LIFE!!!

Such a badass!

LostProphetFLCL
I went 30:2 in battlefield 2 once, close enough. At one point all I had was pistol ammo
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#44 gameguy6700
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The Taliban have issued a response:
The only reason he won was because he was a ****ing camper. All he did THE ENTIRE TIME was just sit in the same place and wait for people to come up. We'd like to see him do even half as well if he moved around actually used real tactics instead of being a total ****ing n00b.Taliban
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#45 Fundai
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[QUOTE="LostProphetFLCL"]

Man, he bested my best game of CoD.:|

I was happy to go 30-1 on a VIDEO GAME, that guy went 30-0 in REAL LIFE!!!

Such a badass!

DivergeUnify

I went 30:2 in battlefield 2 once, close enough. At one point all I had was pistol ammo

I did 30:1 in cod before, free for all on array. Attack dogs ftw

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#46 Xeros606
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30 kills and no nuke? I call h4x on the Taliban!
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#47 klusps
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Wow, really impressive.

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#48 Avian005
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And he did that without killstreaks?

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#49 CoolSkAGuy
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I'm glad he is alright.
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#50 gmaster456
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[QUOTE="sherman-tank1"]

[QUOTE="imaps3fanboy"]I didn't know Mark Gormley was in the military!__Chris__

He isn't, Chuck Norris is in the military however.

You're both wrong. Its Rambo.

All three of you are wrong. Its Kevin Butler