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#1 arsios
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?


Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?


Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
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why do you park in a driveway and drive on the parkway?
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[QUOTE="arsios"]Why does a round pizza come in a square box?freakyzeeky1986
Because the pizza is square? :?

dude those are some interesting questions!!! especially the dog thing dude!!! u should write a book dude!!!
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Why is Oxy a Moron?
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#6 volgin_101
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I blew in my dogs face once and he just stared at me.
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#7 Blu_Falcon37
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If you're supposed to expect the unexpected, then isn't the unexpected expected?
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maybe answer to your penny question
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[QUOTE="arsios"]Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?


Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?


Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

Here's a tough one for ya. Where's my scary stories!? ROAR.
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?arsios
I don't know, but Dominoes is slightly different
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?arsios
Because that saying is stupid
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? arsios
Because a movie is more specific, however TV is something used for more than just TV shows. You would say "I'm IN that TV show"
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? arsios
I have no clue [QUOTE="arsios"]Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

I don't blow in Dog's faces
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#11 arsios
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Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?


If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?


Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!


If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?


When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?
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#12 TiJoe6
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A round box would be too complicated for nothing.

But for the rest...I dont know. But the dog thing made me lmao :lol:
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#13 steppinrazor88
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[QUOTE="arsios"]Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?


If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?


Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!


If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?


When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?

LOL dude u said "erect" lol dude!!!
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Because it makes it more appealing to the customer.

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Laundry


Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Because your acting in a movie, if your acting in a show thats on tv people say "So and so is in the show 24" but if your not acting and just caught on news or somthing, you were on tv, so in general, if your acting its "In" and if your just htere its "on"

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? Because in some freaky sex acts they swap panties, but not bras.


Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window? Because air rushing through a dogs nose from outside is refreshing, if you yourself blwo in it, your breathe stinks.
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How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
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[QUOTE="arsios"]Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?


If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?


Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!


If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?


When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?


I just needed to tell you...your post are overall the best ever :P seriously


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How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America? arsios
Because we can never have enough girls. 8)
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[QUOTE="steppinrazor88"][QUOTE="arsios"]Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?


If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?


Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!


If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?


When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?

LOL dude u said "erect" lol dude!!!

lol thats just immature
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#19 JRoss17
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Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse? Im sorry to tell you this, but inside mickey mouse is a person


If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? Ass Juice


Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!  Goofy is trained...


If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?  Because hes retarded and cant read good.


When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling? Yes, because maybe the cop is a hot lady officer and she'll want too roleplay.
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#20 arsios
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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
























Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
























Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
arsios
dude!!! i totally was singing those songs!!! dude that was awesome!!!
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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?  Sort of.



Why did you just try singing the two songs above?  Because I wanted to see if they had the same tune...
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I blew in my dogs face once and he just stared at me.volgin_101
My cousins have trained a dog so that when you blow on it's nose (lightly) it kisses you.
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[QUOTE="volgin_101"]I blew in my dogs face once and he just stared at me.AgostonF
My cousins have trained a dog so that when you blow on it's nose (lightly) it kisses you.

on the mouth dude??? ewww that's disgusting!!!
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#25 arsios
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This one perplexes me even today....






















Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window? Because air rushing through a dogs nose from outside is refreshing, if you yourself blwo in it, your breathe stinks.JRoss17


It's not that simple.

For example, do you know those little pointy things that you use to pump air into a fireplace to keep the flames going? Well, my parents have one of those. And I like to take that device, point it at their dog's face, and blow air into my dog's face.

See, those devices work by drawing in ambient air, and then forcing it out through a nozzle at high pressure. So if stinky breath is the only reasons why dogs don't like you to blow in their faces, then my parents' dog shouldn't mind when I use the device to blow air into its face. Because the device simply redirects the ambient air. But the dog DOESN'T like it. In fact, the dog hates it very very much, which is why blowing air into its face is so funny.

So if stinky breath is NOT the reason why dogs don't like you to blow on them, then what is?
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#27 JRoss17
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[QUOTE="AgostonF"][QUOTE="volgin_101"]I blew in my dogs face once and he just stared at me.steppinrazor88
My cousins have trained a dog so that when you blow on it's nose (lightly) it kisses you.

on the mouth dude??? ewww that's disgusting!!!

Yea, your probably the most annoying poster I seen on gs...
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#28 -911-
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This one perplexes me even today....Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
arsios
Because the light would crack open from the coldness, plus it's circuits would freeze.
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[QUOTE="Taxpaying_Acorn"][QUOTE="arsios"]Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?


Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?


Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

Here's a tough one for ya. Where's my scary stories!? ROAR.

maybe he's switched to this
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#30 JRoss17
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[QUOTE="JRoss17"]
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window? Because air rushing through a dogs nose from outside is refreshing, if you yourself blwo in it, your breathe stinks.MrGeezer


It's not that simple.

For example, do you know those little pointy things that you use to pump air into a fireplace to keep the flames going? Well, my parents have one of those. And I like to take that device, point it at their dog's face, and blow air into my dog's face.

See, those devices work by drawing in ambient air, and then forcing it out through a nozzle at high pressure. So if stinky breath is the only reasons why dogs don't like you to blow in their faces, then my parents' dog shouldn't mind when I use the device to blow air into its face. Because the device simply redirects the ambient air. But the dog DOESN'T like it. In fact, the dog hates it very very much, which is why blowing air into its face is so funny.

So if stinky breath is NOT the reason why dogs don't like you to blow on them, then what is?

Thats becaues its not rushing continuisly (sp?), outside its fresh air that keeps coming, it cools off a dog and doesnt stop until it wants it too, when you annoy your dog like this your forcing it to do sometihng it doesn't like, and it isnt cool or refreshing air its stale and dirty, plus the particles inside that lil tube thingy probably arent hte awesomest either..
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#31 steppinrazor88
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[QUOTE="steppinrazor88"][QUOTE="AgostonF"][QUOTE="volgin_101"]I blew in my dogs face once and he just stared at me.JRoss17
My cousins have trained a dog so that when you blow on it's nose (lightly) it kisses you.

on the mouth dude??? ewww that's disgusting!!!

Yea, your probably the most annoying poster I seen on gs...

yea well i don't care dude...but thanks for ur opinion dude!!!
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[QUOTE="steppinrazor88"][QUOTE="AgostonF"][QUOTE="volgin_101"]I blew in my dogs face once and he just stared at me.JRoss17
My cousins have trained a dog so that when you blow on it's nose (lightly) it kisses you.

on the mouth dude??? ewww that's disgusting!!!

Yea, your probably the most annoying poster I seen on gs...


Yeah I think hes the kind of guy who says something just for the purpose of saying something.
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#33 arsios
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?


Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?


Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?


If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?


Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?


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#34 JRoss17
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? This one got me, your getting better as you go lol.


Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?  more appealing, makes it look neater and bigger.


Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? Because when babys do sleep, they sleep pretty awesomelike.


If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you? Yup


Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Because people are stupid
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[QUOTE="arsios"]Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Because Italians have not passed the 1st grade, where they would have learned shapes.

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Thoughts are only worth a penny because saying "a penny for your thoughts" cost that extra penny.

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
You're IN the movie world, but the pixels of light that makes up your face is ON the TV.

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Women used to have one breast. They still have two legs though.

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
It's because your breath stinks.



My answeres above.