someone please give me some conspiracy theories please, im bored

Please, give me some conspiracy theories, and if you actually convince me, I'll give you a cookie

Im being serious now, give me some conspiracy theories

The moon landing?Big_Bad_Sad

NWO (New World Order)

And the Matrix

[QUOTE="Big_Bad_Sad"]The moon landing?mig_killer2

supposedly done in hollywood. Nat Geo had a good episode debunking the conspiracy.

here's one: your mom is an alien/robot. :)

also, freemasons run the world, wait that includes me, sweeet!

[QUOTE="Big_Bad_Sad"]The moon landing?mig_killer2

flat earth society

ZOMG, are these people serious?

[QUOTE="Big_Bad_Sad"]The moon landing?mig_killer2

The Shiner Organization owns 8 Nukes. Some of the positions we know are:

3 Held in bunkers somewhere in China

2 In Iran

1 Some place in Africa (It moves around)

There is one that is unacounted for.

flat earth society

ZOMG, are these people serious?

mig_killer2

Anyone herd of the CP that Bush is actually a lizard from outer space? :lol:

Saw it on Penn & Teller's BS.. couldn't stop laughing throughout that episode.

Then there was a lady who said she had sex with an alien and later produced a human-alien child. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Anyone herd of the CP that Bush is actually a lizard from outer space? :lol:

Saw it on Penn & Teller's BS.. couldn't stop laughing throughout that episode.

Then there was a lady who said she had sex with an alien and later produced a human-alien child. :lol: :lol: :lol:

DeeJayInphinity

Anyone herd of the CP that Bush is actually a lizard from outer space? :lol:

Saw it on Penn & Teller's BS.. couldn't stop laughing throughout that episode.

Then there was a lady who said she had sex with an alien and later produced a human-alien child. :lol: :lol: :lol:

DeeJayInphinity

Coke and Pepsi are the same thing...created by AOL and Starbucks to control your mind.Legacyoftain

A black car should be pulling up at your house any time now.

[QUOTE="Legacyoftain"]Coke and Pepsi are the same thing...created by AOL and Starbucks to control your mind.Idonomeus

A black car should be pulling up at your house any time now.

he's already gone. :o

we aren't reallugiemojeed

Does that mean that the entire world is in my head? :o

Flu shots actually injected small nanomites into your body so when the Ethiopian race decides it no longer likes Earth being the 3rd rock from the sun they can make you jump up and down to gradually move the earth behind Saturn.

[QUOTE="lugiemojeed"]we aren't realBill900

Does that mean that the entire world is in my head? :o

You have one messed up mind.

I like honey.

[QUOTE="Bill900"]

[QUOTE="lugiemojeed"]we aren't realzerooslo7990

Does that mean that the entire world is in my head? :o

You have one messed up mind.

don't let him die or else the world might be destroyed! oh noes!

has anyone ever gone up to you and told you that you weren't in fact real, but part of an illusion that is his/her world?mig_killer2

sometimes i feel like people are watching me when i know i'm alone, or i feel like they know that i am thinking something i shouldn't. disturbing? yes.

[QUOTE="mig_killer2"]has anyone ever gone up to you and told you that you weren't in fact real, but part of an illusion that is his/her world?mgmeek

sometimes i feel like people are watching me when i know i'm alone, or i feel like they know that i am thinking something i shouldn't. disturbing? yes.

The Order of Skull and Bones, a secret Yale society, is secretly plotting to control the world, and as a result, bring to pass the Endtime prophecy in Revelation, by placing its members in key governmental and economic positions. George W. Bush, a member of the Order, is actually the Third Antichrist.

There's even a video and an incredibly lengthy explination about how the Order is taking over the world via GWB on Youtube.

And anyone who believes that, with all due respect, needs to get some holes drilled into their skull so they can let their brain resolidify.

The color yellow doesn't exist. It was created by the government using nano robots implanted in all human brains to feel happy, and forget what is going on while the government faked the moon landing, killed JFK, created MTV, gave cellphones mind control powers, and created Myspace to create an illusion of uniqueness and freedom.

[QUOTE="mgmeek"]

[QUOTE="mig_killer2"]has anyone ever gone up to you and told you that you weren't in fact real, but part of an illusion that is his/her world?mig_killer2

sometimes i feel like people are watching me when i know i'm alone, or i feel like they know that i am thinking something i shouldn't. disturbing? yes.

it's a conspiracy of mine not to answer your questions, woogie boogie. :P

[QUOTE="mig_killer2"]

flat earth society

ZOMG, are these people serious?

mig_killer2

They're just messing around, honestly when I first found that site i was on there and i actually got annoyed that people were so ingorant, but it turns out the main people there are just a bunch of guys playing a prank.

On an airplane, if there is an emergancy landing, they tell you to put your body in a certain postion so when they land you will die. it is cheaper for an airline to pay off a death than hospital bills.:twisted::evil::xmayormoose

i heard that on mythbusters and they actually tested some of that. it was pretty cool.

http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com

its nearly 2 hours long,split into 3 parts

part 1-religions

part 2-9/11

part 3-money masters

Okay, here's one I thought up after seeing Plame doing interviews on television:

The Valerie Plame "scandal" is all an elaborate CIA operation to distract from other crap and to make people associate the CIA with the charismatic and seemingly pleasant Plame. Plame in fact is still a CIA operative and this is her actual mission.

Yeah, it's crazy, but you have to admit it's not outside the realm of possibility, with one of the CIA's duties being to influence people's opinions.

That hot dogs are made of people... or was that a fact?:oBill900