[QUOTE="mmogoon"]Coleslaw...awful stuffcrowleyjohn
Man I'm right there with you on that. Coleslaw, the food most likely to be spit in or done other nasty things to, without you noticing. Even if it's brand new and fresh it always seems sketchy. Gobs of mayonaise mixed with cabbage, mmmm VOMIT!
I went to this restaurant once, and I ordered a Reuben. There are lots of ways to make that sandwich, but the ONE thing it absolutely must have is sauerkraut. So, the girl brings my sandwich out and what did they do? The put COLESLAW on the Reuben.
I said "What the hell is this? I asked for a Reuben".
She says "Well, sir, that's a West Coast Reuben, and that's how they make it here."
So I says to her "Well, ma'am, like most of the West Coast, this sandwich is backwards and evil. Take it back."
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