sorry kids but santa clause is FAKE

wrong is you,

THE OP IS A LYIERS!

O RLY?hokey-pokey18

Crap. Beat me to it.

buuu... bu... buut I have pics :cry:

Let the kids have their fun. Of course he is real.

Hes real. And there have been scienctific studies to prove otherwise.

He's Fake. I saw the presents under the table as a child.ventaxon

Santa probably came by early and was drunk so he mistook your table for a tree.

Let the kids have their fun. Of course he is real.

procker19

Ever Wonder how Such a Man can live for millena?

Or How such a Fat man can fitdown chimneys?

Or how he personally came to YOUR Mall?

Or how ANYONE Can Survive in the North Pole?

Or how Your parents don't think it's a burglar?

OR how he makes it around the world in one night?

Believe in Santa Now, Kids?

Hes real. And there have been scienctific studies to prove otherwise.

Wilfred_Owen

I need proof of these "Scientific Studies"

[QUOTE="procker19"]

Let the kids have their fun. Of course he is real.

ventaxon

Ever Wonder how Such a Man can live for millena?

Or How such a Fat man can fitdown chimneys?

Or how he personally came to YOUR Mall?

Or how ANYONE Can Survive in the North Pole?

Or how Your parents don't think it's a burglar?

OR how he makes it around the world in one night?

Believe in Santa Now, Kids?

Dude, you put way too much time into this post considering the thread is obviously for laffs.

I obviously don't believe but that doesn't mean that kids shouldn't have something that makes Christmas a bit more exciting.procker19

Kids, I gotta tell u sumthin:

Christmas aint about givin gifts

It's Jesus Christ's Birthday, end of story!

He's Fake. I saw the presents under the table as a child.ventaxon

Who do you think put them there? ;)

[QUOTE="procker19"]

Let the kids have their fun. Of course he is real.

ventaxon

Ever Wonder how Such a Man can live for millena?

Or How such a Fat man can fitdown chimneys?

Or how he personally came to YOUR Mall?

Or how ANYONE Can Survive in the North Pole?

Or how Your parents don't think it's a burglar?

OR how he makes it around the world in one night?

Believe in Santa Now, Kids?

- Santa exists outside of space and time

- Santa has magical powers. If you want to see how he gets down the chimneys just watch "The Santa Claus"

- Santa is omnipresent

- Uh, eskimos live near the north pole. And scientists live in Antarctica. It isn't impossible.

- Have you ever seen Santa? Neither have your parents

- Again, santa exists outside of space and time

[QUOTE="ventaxon"]He's Fake. I saw the presents under the table as a child.SaintBlaze

Who do you think put them there? ;)

Not Santa because he would probably be preparingfor his big trip. (If he even exists)